Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

Xmas is here folks, and what better way to celebrate than with a LIVE recap of a film about a violent kidnapping, let me finish, that takes place at Christmas? That's right, it's Holiday in Handcuffs, the 2007 romantic comedy in which Melissa Joan Hart, recently dumped by her boyfriend and facing the prospect of a dateless Christmas with her family, kidnaps Mario Lopez and forces him to pretend to be in love with her. It's as wild as it sounds folks, so strap in for some holiday fun, and remember: if you want bonus episodes of the show, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched Holiday in Handcuffs and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. This episode is sponsored by NordVPN. Visit nordvpn.com/momcantcook [https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook] and use code MOMCANTCOOK for four extra months on the two year plan, and to protect your internet connection and privacy online. This episode is also sponsored by Incogni, the easy to use service that helps you reduce the volume of spam calls and emails you receive, lower your risk of identity theft, and make your personal details harder to find online. Use code MOMCANTCOOK at the incogni.com/momcantcook [https://incogni.com/momcantcook] to get an exclusive 60% off an annual Incogni plan! Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.com [https://momcantcookstore.com] and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes!

What if a snowman came to life? It'd be pretty horrifying I expect, on account of how he'd be like, three fleshy balls, precariously balanced on top of each other. But what if the snowman had abs? Pretty sexy, right? Also he has the mind of a child. Wait, come back. That's the premise for Hot Frosty (2024), Netflix's smash hit holiday movie in which a sexual snowman comes to life to romance a bereaved widow looking to put the spark back into her life. And by romance, we mean fix a bunch of stuff around her house, get turned down for hugs, and almost kiss her twice, because this movie is light on the steamy romance, and heavy on scenes of policemen doing sketch comedy work. But it's probably for the best, because did I mention he has the mind of a child? Good, good. Just checking. Anyway, happy holidays y'all, and if you want bonus episodes of the show, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched Hot Frosty and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. This episode is sponsored by NordVPN. Visit nordvpn.com/momcantcook [https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook] and use code MOMCANTCOOK for four extra months on the two year plan, and to protect your internet connection and privacy online. This episode is also sponsored by Insert Coin Clothing! Visit insertcoinclothing.com [https://insertcoinclothing.com/] and use code ICWIENERS for 10% off online orders. Codes are not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes cannot be combined with other deals or promotions and are valid until the end of June 2025. Thanks to sponsor Factor, whose delicious, ready-to-eat meals make eating better every day easy. If you're in the US, go to factormeals.com/momcantcook50 [http://factormeals.com/momcantcook50] and use code momcantcook50 to get 50% off your first box, plus 20% off your next month. This episode is also sponsored by MeUndies! Check out the brand new MeUndies Kids line today and 20% off your first order, plus free shipping, by going to meundies.com/momcantcook [http://meundies.com/momcantcook] and use code momcantcook. MeUndies: comfort from the outside in. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.com [https://momcantcookstore.com] and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes!

We return to The Wonderful World of Disney for this week's offering, 1999's H-E Double Hockey Sticks, which reunites Boy Meets World's Will Friedel and Matthew Lawrence as Griffelkin, a demon in training, and Dave Heinrich, an ambitious hockey player who would sell his soul to win the Stanley Cup, and then does do that. But that's when things start to go wrong, not only for Griffelkin, who finds himself getting attached to his human target, but also the movie, which then aimlessly spins its wheels for ages until deciding it's going to spend the last twenty minutes speedrunning a ragtag sports movie arc. Will Dave learn to be a team player and turn around the fortunes of the Annapolis Angels? Will Griffelkin shut up for, like, five minutes? Is this entire movie the result of a wager between bored 19th Century aristocrats? Listen to find out, and if you want bonus episodes of the show, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched H-E Double Hockey Sticks and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh, America’s #1 Meal Kit. Want to try HelloFresh for yourself? Go to hellofresh.com/freemomcantcook [https://hellofresh.com/freemomcantcook] and get 10 FREE meals. Applied across 7 boxes, new subscribers only, varies by plan. This episode is also sponsored by NordVPN. Visit nordvpn.com/momcantcook [https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook] and use code MOMCANTCOOK for four extra months on the two year plan, and to protect your internet connection and privacy online. Thanks to this week's other sponsor, Saily! Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans, simply download the Saily app and use code MOMCANTCOOK at checkout, or visit saily.com/momcantcook [https://saily.com/momcantcook]! Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.com [https://momcantcookstore.com] and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes!

In a last gasp for Halloween 2024, Mom Can't Cook is back with our live Halloween special, in which we're recapping 2004's Halloweentown High! Marnie Cromwell, powerful witch and Best Person In The World is back with a new plan to unite the human world and Halloweentown: make a bunch of Halloweentown students attend her high school, in disguise, so that no one knows they're from Halloweentown. But having bet the Cromwell magic that this experiment will work, Marnie soon finds sinister forces of varying levels of attention to detail working against her, and must race against time to have humans accept creatures before midnight on Halloween, lest her and her family not be able to levitate hot cocoa around any more. Enjoy, and if you want bonus episodes of the show, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched Halloweentown High and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. This week's episode is sponsored by Zocdoc. If you're in the US, go to Zocdoc.com/mcc [https://zocdoc.com/mcc] and download the Zocdoc app for FREE, then find a top rated doctor today. This episode is also sponsored by NordVPN. Visit nordvpn.com/momcantcook [https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook] and use code MOMCANTCOOK for four extra months on the two year plan, and to protect your internet connection and privacy online. Thanks to this week's other sponsor, Saily! Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans, simply download the Saily app and use code MOMCANTCOOK at checkout, or visit saily.com/momcantcook [https://saily.com/momcantcook]! This episode is also sponsored by MeUndies! Check out the brand new MeUndies Kids line today and 20% off your first order, plus free shipping, by going to meundies.com/momcantcook [http://meundies.com/momcantcook] and use code momcantcook. MeUndies: comfort from the outside in. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.com [https://momcantcookstore.com] and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes!

Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Mom Can't Cook podcast! Consider this dismaying observation: this episode is about the 2003 Haunted Mansion movie, which offered us this chilling challenge: watching the 2003 Haunted Mansion movie. Eddie Murphy plays Jim Evers, a workaholic real estate agent who drags his family to the titular manse with the hopes of earning a big payday from selling it. But as soon as the Evers arrive they realise that all is not well at Gracey Manor, as the house's 999 happy haunts come out to socialise. Will Eddie Murphy stop effing around long enough to save his family? Are Master Gracey and Eddie Murphy's wife actually really into each other? And how is ramping a horse and carriage out of an attic considered anyone's 'way'? Listen to find out and if you want bonus episodes of the show, monthly livestream watchalongs, or a shoutout at the end of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings]. If you've watched The Haunted Mansion and have your own thoughts, email them to us at momcantcookpod@gmail.com [momcantcookpod@gmail.com] for a chance to have them read out on the show. This episode is sponsored by HelloFresh. Visit hellofresh.com/freemomcantcook [https://hellofresh.com/freemomcantcook/] for 10 FREE meals! Applied across 7 boxes, new subscribers only, varies by plan. This episode is also sponsored by NordVPN. Visit nordvpn.com/momcantcook [https://nordvpn.com/momcantcook] and use code MOMCANTCOOK for four extra months on the two year plan, and to protect your internet connection and privacy online. Thanks to this week's other sponsor, Saily! Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans, simply download the Saily app and use code MOMCANTCOOK at checkout, or visit saily.com/momcantcook [https://saily.com/momcantcook]! This episode is also sponsored by Insert Coin Clothing! Visit insertcoinclothing.com [https://insertcoinclothing.com/] and use code WHOLELEOTALOVE for 10% off online orders. Codes are not applicable on charity items, bundles, gift cards, postage and some products at launch. Codes cannot be combined with other deals or promotions and are valid until the end of June 2025. Contact Multitude for Advertising Inquiries: multitude.productions/ads [http://multitude.productions/ads] Check out the official Mom Can't Cook! store for sweet merch: momcantcookstore.com [https://momcantcookstore.com] and check out Mom Can't Cook! Extra Helpings [https://patreon.com/extrahelpings] for bonus episodes!