Taco Johnny Podcast

TJP #88 - Road Trippin'

Kids road trip Hotel faux pas Jim Gaffigan @ Woodlands JJ's wedding anniversary "Soft launching" these kids into adulthood Teams profile photos for work Nurse's Week Why do kids mess with the thermostat????? Papa Al back in hospital All women scream at Mikie...  and he deserves it Hot Happy Summer Regret Month What are you listening to us on? What was your first road trip? 2 types of people: head in sand or aware of global events The only 2 triggers for the market: OpenAI and Trump Facepalm: "You ran over what?!?!?" "Baby Jessica" arrested for domestic violence Kash Patel thought he was fired "Beat Cancer Off" Most expensive album ever purchased WTF: graduation season is here NERC level 3 warning Trump passports?? The Apprentice reboot with Don Jr.??  Why?!?! STORY TIME:  Mikie and Ricky in Galveston shenanigans Idiots towing things Jacob landed another job! CONTACT INFO: Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #87 - Eating bricks

No more live streaming R.I.P. Chuck Norris Monkeys in a cage Pizza Hut can nibble on my hairy nuts Sean's work updates Tommy is a dumbass Dudley Douchebag Tres Generaciones tequila review Rum as a sipping liquor?? Erin moving into new house Sean has a history of sending us questionable videos Technical issues with #86.  Sorry Erin would rather eat a brick... Mikie's love for TEMU R.I.P. to April Fool's Artemis II launch Tesla Model S & X models discontinued Iran AI generated LEGO vids F.N.A.E. - Five NIghts at Epstein's Mikie let JJ down Trump on firing spree? Airport delays / ICE / TSA Amazon "Ultimate" vide tier 90s Nostalgia Con Authors not disclosing if AI was used Mikie's upcoming Facepalm story Everything is getting expensive Sargent bday bash CONTACT INFO: Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #86 - Blowouts and Brews (updated)

4 beers not enough for HEB shopping Teenager cleaning his room??? RIP to JJs beloved Saint Arnold hat The wife gets yet another ticket JJ gets fucked at the pump Aly graduation with Bachelors Sean's employment woes Dave's bday BBQ / reunion Mikie created the Axis of Evil Blowout & beer We need to do a "boys weekend" Certain people should not be part of work decisions ATL Hawks celebrate strippers Texasn players beware of strip clubs Flavored stouts should be banned "Boner Bears" recall "Bare" Swift looks like Mustaine's twin Cornell University calls bullshit on corpo speak Florida candidate banned from Waffle Houses Ice Barbie is out, meth hellbilly replaces her AI backed cameras mandatory for 2027 vehicles Fuck you Fiona and Susan Mitchell - spam calls AI camera synapsis as a subscription CONTACT INFO: Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #85 - HOPE: Gen-X style

JJ did a stupid - truck stuck in own yard Old man injury Joey takes aptitude test Sean moving inventory around in store Big dog Erin gives BG3 a thumbs up Erin closing on new house Jacob laid off  R.I.P. Robert Duval and Jesse Jackson Mikie's observation of generational work ethic JJ Doordashed wine for his wife during show End of the electronics market for the next decade?? Mikie's definition of HOPE: Gen X Oregon man beats off while beating off police British Airways crew take gummies Anyone get their Trump watch or phone yet?? Prince Andrew arrested People don't realize how much of their lives rely on internet Doordashing something to the house, from work, when wife is at home? STORY TIME:Texas City vs JJ's Malibu CONTACT INFO: Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

TJP #84 - JJ's sober episode???

NO MORE VOICEMAIL #   JJ running sober?!?!?   JJ's updates   Leslie damages car SIX days after purchase   Joey's driving again and job update   JJ's big work OOOPPPSSS   Sean's updates   Sean, BG3 and 3:30am   One Pot Showdown   Cody joins chat room   Mikie's forgotten updates   Verizon vs Shit-Mobile   Super Bowl Shit Show   Mikie just realized he wants a sex bot   FAA vs DOD in El Paso / New Mexico   Florida delivers!!  Man vs. vacuum   Lululemon has visible buttholes   CEO killed by sub-contractor on forklift   Flock cameras - terrifying privacy concern   Kirk Erikson joins chatroom   Donut overload in neighborhood   Ticketmaster can eat a bag of dicks   Craigslist rakes in money   Will cartels start smuggling PC components??   STORY TIME: Summer of 1990 - 2 accidents, same intersection   CONTACT INFO:   Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com   Discord: taco_johnny   Twatter: @tacojohnnypod   Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast   Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast   SoundCloud: Taco Johnny   Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)   Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)