Kuuntele The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Greetings, you luminous kitchen sprites! Today, we’re embarking on a journey — not just of baking, but of awakening your lifestyle & fashion demon through the delicate magic of edible flowers. Because why just eat cake when you can also accessorize it? STEP 1: DON'T GET YOUR BEGONIAS IN A BUNCH To avoid a trip to the E.R., avoid begonias and instead find manufactured spiritual enlightenment with freshly-picked rose petals, pansies, or marigolds. STEP 2: CLEAN THOSE FILTHY FLOWERS Rinse your petals in a bowl of Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani from a secret spring in France, which you can find on sale for $80,000 per bottle, as regular bottled water tastes of mediocrity. STEP 3: BAKE THAT CAKE, B**CH Today, we’re making our signature probiotic pistachio lavender cupcakes with 24-carat gold flakes, Bavarian yak yeast, and crushed rose petals. As you whip the batter, be sure to say a prayer to a deity of your choice that you'll never know the pain of living in a house smaller than 50,000 square feet. STEP 4: DECORATION AS MANIFESTATION Once your cupcakes are baked and cooled, it’s time to place the rose petals atop the lemon lavender frosting, pausing every few moments to reflect on your life and think of all the ways you'll spend that $100M advance from Netflix. Remember that each rose petal is like a tiny love note from your recent meditation retreat in Bali. As you serve the cupcakes, don't forget to smile through your perfectly white veneers as you assert decoration dominance over your guests. Maintain eye contact as you devour the dessert in complete and utter silence, the sound of your ever-growing investment portfolio the only music your party guests deserve. Traveling this Summer? Consider hosting your home on Airbnb while you’re away. It’s the perfect way to earn a little extra cash to put towards your next vacation fund! Your home might be worth more than you think! Find out how much at https://Airbnb.com/host [https://Airbnb.com/host] Get the Rakuten app now and join the 17 million members who are already saving! Cash Back rates change daily, so see https://Rakuten.com [https://Rakuten.com] for details. Your Cash Back really adds up! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at ⁠https://BetterHelp.com/BALD⁠ [https://betterhelp.com/BALD] and get on your way to being your best self! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT⁠ [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: ⁠https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT⁠ [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠ [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: ⁠https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com⁠ [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast⁠ [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: ⁠https://trixieandkatyalive.com⁠ [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: ⁠https://workinggirlsbook.com⁠ [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: ⁠https://www.trixiemotel.com⁠ [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

In the depths of the city of angels, where devilish sinners prance, There live two drag queens, luring innocent souls to Gomorrah with their twisted dance. With rainbow flags flying, amidst the woke chaos no one can hear, The cries of good 'ol Americans drowning their sorrows in watery domestic beer. But down in the South, where mint juleps flow like water and the bayou air is pure, The laws of the Crawdad and the Bible are the only cure. So put down that wig, makeup, and butt-plug, and travel with us to where cornfields sway, Escape the madness of the big city of L.A., and order a bowl of Crawfish Étouffée. Need a website or domain? Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, head to: https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD [https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD] to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! Hims can help you find the ED option that's best for you! Start your free online visit today at https://Hims.com/BALD [https://Hims.com/BALD] Now is the time to join the Naked Wines community! Head to https://NakedWines.com/BALD [https://NakedWines.com/BALD], click ‘Enter Voucher’ and put in our code BALD for both the code AND password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included!  That’s $100 off your first six bottles! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD [https://betterhelp.com/BALD] and get on your way to being your best self! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

Chunky or creamy, innie or outie, hot or cold, tall or short, spicy or mild, text or call, sweet or sour, clean or dirty, gentle or rough, baked or fried, wet or dry, pizza or pasta, confetti or glitter, loud or quiet, elbows or knees, sparkling or still! Whether life serves you lemons or lemonade, give yourself a kiss today, 'cuz honey you were born some way. Consider hosting your home on Airbnb while you’re away, as your home might be worth more than you think! Find out how much at https://Airbnb.com/HOST [https://airbnb.com/HOST] This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD [https://betterhelp.com/BALD] and get on your way to being your best self! Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional 30% off when you shop at https://Blissy.com/BALDPOD [https://Blissy.com/BALDPOD] Your skin and hair will thank you! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

As we enter the final lead-up to Easter Sunday, let us all reflect on the many blessings we have in our lives, including the magical marshmallow carbohydrate bombs: Peeps. This Lent, download CruciPeep from the App Store and join Peeps devotees from all across the globe in our special 2025 Bald & Beautiful CruciPeep Challenge! For the week leading up to Easter, make Peeps a part of every single meal while you pray to the nutritional gods of Red Dye #3, Carnauba Wax, and Potassium Sorbate. From Peepgels (Bagels with melted Peeps in place of cream cheese), to Peepuna Melts (Tuna Melts with melted Peeps in place of mayonnaise), to Peepzas (Pizzas topped with Cinnamon Churro-flavored Peeps), there's something for everyone this Lent! Join celebrities like Trixie Mattel, Katya Zamo, Gwen Stefani, and Starship Troopers' Casper Van Dien in prostrating yourself before the golden Peeps gods, lest we feel their sugary wrath! Turn your everyday purchases and on-time payments into steps toward your financial goals with Chime’s Secured Credit Builder Visa® Credit Card. Get started today at https://Chime.com/BALD [https://Chime.com/BALD] Chime. Feels like progress. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://Zocdoc.com/BALD [https://Zocdoc.com/BALD] to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Get better sleep, hair and skin with Blissy and use code BALDPOD to get an additional 30% off at https://Blissy.com/BALDPOD [https://blissy.com/BALDPOD] Need a website or domain? Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, head to: https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD [https://www.squarespace.com/BALD] to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! Interested in GLP-1s? Go to https://Ro.Co/BALD [https://Ro.Co/BALD] for your free insurance check. You can see if your insurance covers GLP-1s—for free. For a limited time get 40% off your first Hungryroot box PLUS get a free item in every box for life! Go to https://Hungryroot.com/BALD [https://Hungryroot.com/BALD] and use code BALD Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

In a world where Amish tradition meets secular temptation, six Amish youths will be tested like never before. Watch as these impressionable young adults from Lancaster County are thrown into the outside world where their innocence doesn't stand a chance. From the barn to the bar, this ain't your Uncle Jedediah's Rumspringa. This Summer, Tee-El-Cee Network presents a journey from farm to filth. Stop churning that butter and throw away that bonnet: it's Extreme Rumspringa! Sundays at 9, only on Tee-El-Cee. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp! Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD [https://BetterHelp.com/BALD] and get on your way to being your best self! Support a balanced gut microbiome and get your gut going with Ritual’s Synbiotic+! Get 25% off your first month at https://Ritual.com/BALD [https://ritual.com/BALD] If you’re 21+, try VIIA during their annual SPRING 420 SALE for Black Friday-level savings up to 35% OFF site wide! Go to: https://VIIA.co/BALD [https://VIIA.co/BALD] and use code BALD today! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYT] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/] * If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.com [https://trixieandkatyalive.com/] * To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.com [https://workinggirlsbook.com/] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com/] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]