The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya. Subscribe to the ad-free version: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We wanna make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/us/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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262 jaksotThe Squirtle Spurtle with Trixie and Katya
If you thought oatmeal recipes couldn't be sensual, you'd be dead wrong. Dim the lights, burn that bergamot arousal candle from your cousin's bachelorette party, and bring 1 cup of steel-cut oats to a slow, smoldering simmer in 4 cups of creamy, luscious whole milk. Add just a pinch of sea salt, and let the ingredients relax into a luscious, velvet-thick porridge so opulent it's no wonder this recipe won the World Porridge Making Championship. Once you achieve the ideal level of viscosity, stir in 2 tablespoons of sweet brown sugar, 2 tablespoons of hot melted butter, a dash of vanilla, and a deliciously decadent pour of heavy cream. Finish with toasted walnuts, a molten ribbon of sticky honey, and bejeweled raspberries whose tart sparkle will slice through all that thick seduction like Trixie and Katya waxing poetic about proper air conditioning. Serve it molten, fragrant, and make sure to eat it slowly, because this is not some bleak porridge from Oliver Twist, Deborah; it's a flirtatious, butter-kissed, spoon-clutching bowl of hot breakfast filth. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets! Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products by using code BALD at checkout at: https://Lolablankets.com [https://Lolablankets.com] Get your gut going and support a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual’s Synbiotic+. Save 25% on your first month at: https://Ritual.com/BALD [https://Ritual.com/BALD] This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Your emotional wellbeing matters. Sign up and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALD [https://BetterHelp.com/BALD] Our listeners get 15% off plus free shipping when you buy two or more pairs of prescription glasses at: https://WarbyParker.com/BALD [https://WarbyParker.com/BALD] Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT%E2%81%A0] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT%E2%81%A0] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour [https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com%E2%81%A0] Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast%E2%81%A0] Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com [https://www.trixiemattel.com%E2%81%A0] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie [https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel [https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel [https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel [https://twitter.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com [https://www.welovekatya.com%E2%81%A0] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo [https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo%E2%81%A0] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya [https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya%E2%81%A0] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo [https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo] Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo [https://twitter.com/katya_zamo%E2%81%A0] #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]
A Motherforking Clusterfluff with Trixie and Katya
Welcome back to another motherflocking, cockadoodle, son-of-a-biscuit episode of The Bald and the Beautiful, where our dolls yap their pretty little ash-offs about fame, folly, and every half-baked batshirt thought that ricochets around in their glamorous skull caverns. Listen as every ding-dang topic gets dragged through the glittery mud by two world-class gobshites armed with surgically-hilarious horseshirt opinions that make you think, "Holy shiitake mushroom she has a point." It is a full-throttle fartknuckling, crapweaseling, beefwobbling, shut-the-front-door spectacle of elegance and idiocy, so sit your bass down, shut your fishlips, and enjoy this monkey-fighting, son-of-a-nutcracker masterpiece of an episode. Yippie-kye-ay, Monsieur Trucker! Join Thrive Market for 30% off your first order plus a FREE $60 gift by going to: https://ThriveMarket.com/BALD [https://ThriveMarket.com/BALD] Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain at: https://Squarespace.com/BALD [https://Squarespace.com/BALD] Get a free can of OLIPOP! Buy any 2 cans of Olipop in store, and we'll pay you back for one, any flavor, any retailer! Head to: https://drinkolipop.com/BALD [https://drinkolipop.com/BALD] If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://learn.nocd.com/BALD [https://learn.nocd.com/BALD] Trips hit different with Airbnb. To book your next amazing trip, download the app or head to: https://Airbnb.com [https://Airbnb.com] Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT%E2%81%A0] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT%E2%81%A0] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour [https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com%E2%81%A0] Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast%E2%81%A0] Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com [https://www.trixiemattel.com%E2%81%A0] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie [https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel [https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel [https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel [https://twitter.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com [https://www.welovekatya.com%E2%81%A0] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo [https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo%E2%81%A0] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya [https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya%E2%81%A0] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo [https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo] Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo [https://twitter.com/katya_zamo%E2%81%A0] #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]
The Last Rites of Eternal Chaos with Trixie and Katya
You are cordially invited to attend a most distinguished yet eminently fake wake in honor of Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova, the undisputed queens of chaos, podcasts, and mirth. We shall convene in a chapel that smells faintly of Red Bull, stale makeup, and air conditioner refrigerant. Guests will enjoy a program of refined absurdities including a dramatic reading of Whitney Houston's 2001 BET Awards acceptance speech, a panel discussion on Taco Bell entitled, "Beans, Cheese, and Consequences," and a ceremonial burning of Katya's old hip. Attendees will encounter a tasteful lounge where retired wigs dispense movie reviews and gallon-jugs of iced coffee. The service will feature a eulogy by a Dunkin' Donuts cashier from Back Bay, culminating in the release of several doves that will immediately relieve themselves on Trixie and Katya's pink and crimson coffins. Formal mourning attire is required, though guests are strongly encouraged to incorporate elements of high camp, delusion, and inappropriate accessories that suggest you are in dire need of therapy. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit: https://Hims.com/BALD [https://Hims.com/BALD] This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALD [https://BetterHelp.com/BALD] Join Rakuten to start saving money today! Join for free by downloading the app or going to: https://Rakuten.com [https://Rakuten.com] Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT%E2%81%A0] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT%E2%81%A0] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour [https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com%E2%81%A0] Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast%E2%81%A0] Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com [https://www.trixiemattel.com%E2%81%A0] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie [https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel [https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel [https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel [https://twitter.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com [https://www.welovekatya.com%E2%81%A0] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo [https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo%E2%81%A0] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya [https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya%E2%81%A0] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo [https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo] Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo [https://twitter.com/katya_zamo%E2%81%A0] #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]
This One Goes Out to All the Buttholes with Trixie and Katya
I am the ring that no laurels adorn, A puckered little star at the edge of the form. No medals are pinned to my tireless skin, Yet I toil and labor each day, all from within. Through tempests of spice and fast food you regret, The burdens the rest of the body forgets. I clench through trials both noble and dire, An unsung sentinel forged in fire. But even the steadfast may weary and ache, May whisper, “Dear world, give me one gentle break”. A balm, a rest, a moment of grace, For I too am part of this curious place. Through trials and toil, both small and bold, One should never overlook, even the smallest of holes. I have found a truth both simple and fair: Even the lowliest ring merits tenderness and care. To see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro, go to: https://Ro.co/BALD [https://Ro.co/BALD] To get fifty percent off your first month of Green Chef, then twenty percent off for two months with free shipping, use code 50BALD at: https://Greenchef.com/50BALD [https://Greenchef.com/50BALD] Get organized, refreshed, and back on track this new year for WAY less with Wayfair! To shop all things home, head to: https://Wayfair.com [https://Wayfair.com] Need a website or domain? Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain at: https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD [https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD] Join Rakuten to start saving money today! Join for free by downloading the app or going to: https://Rakuten.com [https://Rakuten.com] Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT%E2%81%A0] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT%E2%81%A0] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour [https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com%E2%81%A0] Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast%E2%81%A0] Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com [https://www.trixiemattel.com%E2%81%A0] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie [https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel [https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel [https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel [https://twitter.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com [https://www.welovekatya.com%E2%81%A0] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo [https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo%E2%81%A0] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya [https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya%E2%81%A0] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo [https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo] Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo [https://twitter.com/katya_zamo%E2%81%A0] #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]
A Meditation on Fruit Cups and Resplendence with Trixie and Katya
In the majestic kingdom of sleep where the heavens are transformed into a silken washhouse of torrential storms, the clouds are wrung dry by invisible hands while heinous blonde flamingos are carried off to a prison of unimaginable cruelty. As flocks of braying geese vanish and reappear as if by magic, I open my body into impossible splits and liquid arcs of dance so resplendent that the very air seems to blush at my elegance. Out of the ether appears Ana De Armas, her tender hand taking mine as we enter a fevered tango of devotion and spin, dipping low into miraculous splits before sharing a simple fruit cup; juicy grapes exchanged like a blessed sacrament. At the crest of this joyful chaos as our limousine runs out of gas, dawn intrudes with its blunt cruelty as I awake. Lily Tomlin laughs as I ache, my heart plunged into a deep despair by the knowledge that flight, fruit cups, and the beauty of the perfect split show their resplendence in a land that exists only when my eyes are closed. Refresh your wardrobe with Quince! For free shipping on your order and 365-day returns, go to: https://quince.com/bald [https://quince.com/bald] Get your gut going and support a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual’s Synbiotic+. Save 25% on your first month at: https://Ritual.com/BALD [https://Ritual.com/BALD] This year, don’t let nicotine cravings be the boss of you. Text JOINKATYA to 88709 to start your nicotine quit journey with EX Program! #SponsoredByEXProgram [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/sponsoredbyexprogram/shorts] Join the over 14 million all-time customers who have already saved and invested over $27 billion dollars with Acorns! Sign up now and Acorns will boost your new account with a $5 bonus investment. Download the Acorns app to get started, or head to: https://acorns.com/bald [https://acorns.com/bald] Need a website or domain? Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain at: https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD [https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD] Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo * To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT [http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT%E2%81%A0] * To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT [https://bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT%E2%81%A0] * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com [https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour [https://trixieandkatya.com/#tour%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0] * To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com [https://www.trixiemotel.com%E2%81%A0] Listen and Watch Anywhere! http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast [http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast%E2%81%A0] Follow Trixie: Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com [https://www.trixiemattel.com%E2%81%A0] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie [https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel [https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel [https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel [https://twitter.com/trixiemattel%E2%81%A0] Follow Katya: Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com [https://www.welovekatya.com%E2%81%A0] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo [https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo%E2%81%A0] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya [https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya%E2%81%A0] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo [https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo] Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo [https://twitter.com/katya_zamo%E2%81%A0] #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]
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