2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Register for the 2Bears 5K at http://www.2bears5k.com, happening May 4th in Tampa Bay, Florida. Don't miss out on the early bird pricing! SPONSORS: * This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS [https://betterhelp.com/BEARS] and get 10% off your first month. * Secure your online data TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/bears [https://expressvpn.com/bears]. * Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @‌chubbies with the code cave at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/cave [https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/cave] #chubbiespod * Head to https://policygenius.com/BEARS [https://policygenius.com/BEARS] to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura joined by a pair of guest bears, the Are You Garbage? boys Kevin Ryan and H. Foley! They've got a documentary special coming out and they talk all about the intimacies of behind the scenes moments and the classic comedy bit of shitting your pants on camera. Christina P had the pleasure of recently appearing on Are You Garbage and the trio give the "Queen of Garbage" her flowers. They also talk about how insane Philadelphia got when they won the Super Bowl, the importance of mean old coaches, getting thrown out of restaurants, financial goals, being a big baller when the bill comes, shady banks, and the homicidal shenanigans of Tom's kids. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 277 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com/] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:10 - Crapping Your Pants On Film 00:16:36 - Restaurant Chaos & Philly Super Bowl Bliss 00:24:05 - Clip: Old Mean Coach 00:30:18 - The Queen Of Garbage 00:38:49 - Tom's Kids 00:48:48 - This Is Not Financial Advice 00:55:08 - Shady Banks & Money Goals 01:03:08 - What's Next? 01:09:48 - Big Baller Bills Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

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Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] SPONSORS: * This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS [https://betterhelp.com/BEARS] and get 10% off your first month. * Head to https://acorns.com/bears [https://acorns.com/bears] or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! * Start the New Year off right with an upgraded wardrobe. Save on @‌trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/BEARS [https://trueclassic.com/BEARS]! #trueclassicpod * Get The Beard & Balls Bundle for 20% OFF + Free International Shipping with code BEARS at https://Manscaped.com [https://Manscaped.com]! #ManscapedPartner * Get started at https://factormeals.com/bears50off [https://factormeals.com/bears50off] and use code bears50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer!!! The bears are back together and Bert managed to keep all his toes. This week Tom and Bert talk medical updates, mortality, Bert's trip to Paris, and toxic rich person traits. Speaking of traits, Bert tumbles down a rabbit hole of self-diagnosis with Tom and has a realization that he may or may not have some sort of personality disorder. He suspects it's something called HPV or maybe it was HBP, I forget which one it was. Anyway, Bert has a therapy sesh with Tom, and then they talk about LeeAnn's country bumpkin attitude in France, social anxiety, Bert's plan to throw pennies around the city, the Hawk Tua girl's financial mistake, and much more! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 275 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com/] Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:21 - Medical Updates & Mortality Conflicts 00:08:14 - Bert In Paris/Dictator Colognes 00:18:40 - Rich Kids 00:24:21 - Personality Traits 00:31:57 - Center Of Attention 00:39:15 - Living With Charo & The Virtue Of Silence 00:44:54 - Social Anxiety 00:52:10 - An American Bumpkin In Paris 01:00:06 - No More Screen Time 01:04:36 - Bert's Penny Plan 01:08:36 - A Hawk Tua Rant Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

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Join us in Tampa Bay, Florida on May 4th for the 2 Bears 5K! Register at https://2Bears5k.com [https://2Bears5k.com] Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] SPONSORS: * Go to https://zbiotics.com/BEARS [https://zbiotics.com/BEARS] and use BEARS at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. * This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS [https://betterhelp.com/BEARS] and get 10% off your first month. * Head to https://acorns.com/bears [https://acorns.com/bears] or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! * Head to https://ExpressVPN.com/bears [https://ExpressVPN.com/bears] to get an extra four months FREE. * Let’s get more of you talking in a new language. Babbel is gifting our listeners 60% off subscriptions at https://Babbel.com/BEARS. [https://babbel.com/bears] It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura being joined by guest bear, comedian, actor, and influencer Druski! Tom opens the show doing his best impression of Magic Johnson, much to Druski's amusement, before the two chat about Coulda Been Records, Druski's comedic American Idol-esque series that went from a joke to an actual global phenom. The duo also talk about touring around the world, career goals, Druski's ambitions, karate, sketch shows, fan engagement, and they bond over their mutual interest in Fancy Chef. Tom also introduces Druski to Robert Paul Champagne, they talk Alabama football, and Druski comes clean about what went down when he was invited to a Diddy party! Bert coulda been in this episode, but he was busy. Plus Druski abrupt leaves at the end of the episode...super random. Enjoy! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 273 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour [https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com/] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:39 - Coulda Been Records 00:08:56 - Touring Around The World 00:11:12 - Clip: Druski In Jamaica 00:11:30 - Diddy & The Cream Of The Crop 00:18:56 - Goals & Ambitions 00:22:25 - Fanbase Engagement & Sketch Shows 00:33:05 - Fancy Chef 00:44:26 - RPC 00:48:16 - Clip: Coulda Been Chill Security 00:54:36 - Karate + Druski's Mom 01:01:25 - Roll Tide Willie & Alabama Football 01:08:28 - Coulda Been Love Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]