A Day in the Life of an Ass

Half-Ass AI Takeover with Henry VIII: Crown 'Em or Kill 'Em — From Obama to Smashing Kim K?

In this Half-Ass Episode of A Day in the Life of an Ass, we let AI King Henry VIII take over the mic — and the royal nonsense begins. From Julius Caesar to Barack Obama, His Majesty ranks, roasts, and ruthlessly decides who deserves the crown and who gets the axe. Along the way, he reveals some very questionable opinions, plays a royal round of “Smash, Marry, Behead”, and proves that an AI king might still be a bigger pain in the ass than a real one. 👑 Half the effort, all the ego 🔪 Historical hot takes 🍑 Artificial Royal Assery Hit play and prepare to kneel… or get canceled by the crown.

Death, Dollars, Dumbasses: When Kendall Rae & Crime Junkie Turn Tragedy Into Clickbait

In this episode of A Day in the Life of an Ass, we expose the darker side of true crime content creation. We kick things off with our signature Culo Diaries segment, where our friend Sarah shares the cringiest worst date ever—you’ll laugh, you’ll wince, and you’ll maybe delete your dating apps. Then we dig into the origins of true crime propaganda (hint: it started in Germany), and break down how creators like Kendall Rae and Crime Junkie became household names by monetizing murder. From lazy research to exploiting victims’ stories, we’re calling out the true crime industry’s most controversial practices—with jokes, of course. If you love true crime but hate the bullshit, this episode’s for you. leave a review and check us out on Tiktok @dayinthelifeofanass Instagram: @dayinthelifeofanass dayinthelifeofanass@gmail.com

Half Ass Edition: From The Police to Taylor Swift—When Love Songs Go Wrong

In this special Half Ass Edition, we’re diving headfirst into the messy world of romantic tunes that don’t hit quite right. From the classic "Every Breath You Take" by The Police to Taylor Swift’s emotional rollercoasters, we’re unpacking the toxic tropes and problematic undertones lurking in some of the most beloved love songs. Tune in for a mix of sharp insights, laughs, and maybe even a cringe or two as we dissect how “romantic” can sometimes go oh-so-wrong. Spoiler: You’ll never listen to some of these hits the same way again. #EpidemicSoundlabs #taylorswift #bennymadrones #thepolice #jamesblunt #rickspringfield #meatloaf Editing by - Andrea Brown Music by - EpidemicSoundlabs Lily Ruiz and Andrea Brown check us out on tiktok @DayIntheLifeofanAss email : dayinthelifeofanass@gmail.com

The Kids Aren't Alright: Who is the Real Ass - Boomers or Millenials ?

Hello, Assholians! This week Lily and Andrea introduce their new segment: " Dick Moves". This week's " dick" we introduced Gary! Why did Gary insist on buying women drinks at the bar, why do we feel obligated to spend time with Gary for that cheap drink? And whyyyyyy does he keep hanging around? Also, who is the biggest generational asshole? Is it the Boomers, the whiny Millenials or was it always GEN ZZZZZZZZZZZZ? Join us for another week of having some laughs, being crass and always an ASS on our show! Wikipedia Google ( we Googled alot) Music: EpidemicSoundlab

Half-Assed Episode : From geek to chic, why does Hollywood hate glasses?

Welcome to our first Half-assed episode of a Day in the Life of Ass, the first in a series of mini episodes breaking down the pretty lies and toxic tropes fed to us by the media. This week Lily and Andrea banter over Magical Makeovers in Hollywood. What's really going on under all that makeup? Let's connect! Tiktok- DayandthelifeofanAss Dayinthelifeofanass@gmail.com Sources: She's all That Miss Congenality Grease Mean Girls Barbie Easy A Music: EpidemicSoundLab