Absurd Arguments

Episode 56 - Choose Your Own Arguments

Once upon a time there was a podcast called Absurd Arguments. It was hosted by two very distinguished gentlemen, Nathan and Matthew. One day they decided to record an episode about Choose Your Own Adventure books. "Alas, I don't own one of those books anymore," whined Matthew whiningly. "It's cool," reassured Nathan reassuringly. "There's a website we can use to have our own fun story adventure. Let's do that!" And so, they recorded an episode about these fun, silly stories they found online, which you can find at chooseyourstory.com [https://chooseyourstory.com/] to read on your own! The end. Music used in this episode comes from: Brandenburg Concerto No4-1 BWV1049 - Classical Whimsical by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/] Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100303 [http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100303] Artist: http://incompetech.com/ [http://incompetech.com/] Sad Minuet by Sir Cubworth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbJYC393uug [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbJYC393uug] An Upsetting Theme - The Descent by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100333 [https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100333] Artist: http://incompetech.com/ [http://incompetech.com/] Ghost Dance by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/] Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100573 [http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100573] Artist: http://incompetech.com/ [http://incompetech.com/] Lobe by The Mini Vandals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RTSnGZG0RA [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RTSnGZG0RA] In Memory of Jean Talon by The Mini Vandals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmRGVqW-7Sw [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmRGVqW-7Sw] Dog Park by Silent Partner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Ln9Lm9Ydo [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Ln9Lm9Ydo] Dark Hallway by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/] Artist: http://incompetech.com/ [http://incompetech.com/] Evil Plan by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/] Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100234 [http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100234] Artist: http://incompetech.com/ [http://incompetech.com/] London Fog by Quincas Moreira https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8 [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m8gH_DRpsg] Email: absurdarguments4u@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments [https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/ [https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/] Threads: https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== [https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments [https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments/] If you enjoy our show, please leave a rating or review and tell all your friends and family about us! See you next time!

Episode 55 - The Amazing Absurd-Man

Are you suffering from boredom? Do you wish you could be rescued from the villain called I-Don't-Know-What-to-Listen-to Man? Well, never fear, for Absurd Arguments is here in their most heroic episode yet! Our hosts, Nathan and Matthew, have finally tackled the topic of superheroes. They cover some of the most important things a hero must consider. Should they work alone? What about with a team or sidekick? How important is a cool costume? What about finding a secret lair? Our super hosts will answer these questions and more, so be sure to rate this episode with five big booms! Email: absurdarguments4u@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments [https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/ [https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/] Threads: https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== [https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments [https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments/] If you enjoy our show, please leave a rating or review and tell all your friends and family about us! See you next time!

Episode 54 - The University of Arguments

Okay, hmm, so which classic graduation cliche should we use to start this description? "Congradulations!" Nah. "Fellow seniors: wow. Who would have thought we would finally make it to the end of the school year!?" Nope, we're not smart enough to be Vals or Sals. I got it! "Graduates, as you end this chapter of your life and begin the next, listen to Absurd Arguments and the advice given by Matthew and Nathan. They shall guide your path." Perfect! Lucky for you, all the college advice you could possibly need is in this episode. Our hosts will help you to know how to make the best use of your time in your new college life. But first, listen as they hastily agree to statements they may not fully understand in one of their most interesting games yet. Throw your caps in the air and enjoy this episode of Absurd Arguments! Email: absurdarguments4u@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments [https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/ [https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/] Threads: https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== [https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments [https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments/] If you enjoy our show, please leave a rating or review and tell all your friends and family about us! See you next time!

Episode 53 - Polly Want an Argument?

In this world, there are two types of creatures: birds and everything else. It's about time birds got their due, to rise up and push back against the bourgeoisie of everything else is now! And Nathan and Matthew are the ones to lead us in this feathered revolution. They talk about such avian topics like famous bird sports teams, great bird insults, cool bird talents, and even true American icons. This episode is for the birds (and the working class)! Email: absurdarguments4u@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments [https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/ [https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/] Threads: https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== [https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments [https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments/] If you enjoy our show, please leave a rating or review and tell all your friends and family about us! See you next time!

Episode 52 - Flower Power

Ah, springtime. A time when birds are yelling at each other, the bees are buzzing at each other, the crickets are chirping in the background... which is kind of annoying. But have you ever wondered what makes these creatures so freaking noisy? That's right, it's all because of flowers.* They make people do interesting things, too. We give them away on first dates. We lay them on people's gravestones. We even employ little girls to throw them at people at weddings. Fortunately, Nathan and Matthew, the great hosts of Absurd Arguments, will explore the reasons why we treat flowers the way we do. Before that, the boys discuss less common flower names you could use to name your kids. It's educational!** We hope you enjoy this episode! *Do not use this podcast to get any scientific information as the hosts are complete morons. **Why do they keep making these kinds of statements? Songs used: The Girl from Ipanema midi [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2J3TtqdO2k] and All the Single Ladies [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz3Mi_OZYno] Email: absurdarguments4u@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments [https://www.facebook.com/absurdarguments] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/ [https://www.instagram.com/absurdarguments/] Threads: https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== [https://www.threads.net/@absurdarguments?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments [https://www.youtube.com/@AbsurdArguments/] If you enjoy our show, please leave a rating or review and tell all your friends and family about us! See you next time!