B Movie Breakdown

The final breakdown is upon us. Just like your Wednesday’s will never be the same, our Wednesdays wills never be the same either. It has truly been an honor bringing you the best of the worst week in and week out. We were and always will be the home of the good, the bad, and the WTF.  Whether you were laughing with us or laughing at our pain for having sat through some of these movies, we appreciate all of your support more than you will ever know. In this final breakdown, we go out with one of the worst movies of all time directed by one of the worst directors of all time, as we disscuss Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark. Thank you, from the bottom of our hearts, for joining us in exploring the best of the worst.

We meet again! That’s right, the entire gang has reassembled (in person!) for our penultimate episode focusing on a movie titled something that, quite frankly, could have doubled as another name for this podcast; Going Bananas. Follow along as we immerse ourselves in the smorgasbord that is the Canon Film’s back catalog by absorbing this 1987 fever dream featuring the voice of Munchie himself, Dom DeLuise and…a man…in a monkey suit. One thing this show has always been, consistently, is a wild ride and this is no exception. Join us before we stroll off into the sunset by discussing safari tours, conmen, food fights, the circus, imposter clowns and a talking primate played, again… by a man…in a monkey suit. Or is it an ape? Does it even matter? I’m sure it matters to Bonzo. Isn’t that what really counts? Alright, enough of this monkey business, let’s go!

Grab your trench coat, don your fedora, and join us as we unravel the dark and enchanting threads of the 1991 cult classic, "Cast A Deadly Spell." Set in an alternate 1948 Los Angeles, where magic is as common as a Hollywood starlet's scandal, this supernatural noir film combines the grittiness of detective mysteries with the spellbinding allure of the occult. Join us as we embark on a journey through the twisted streets of a city where spells, curses, and mythical creatures are just as likely to be found as a crooked cop or a femme fatale.

This week we unwrap the twisted nightmare of "Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker” starring Mickey Rooney! In this festive fright-fest, we dive into the bizarre world of killer toys, mysterious toymakers, and a “Christmas” tale unlike any other. From demonic playthings to sinister secrets, "Silent Night Deadly Night 5" takes us on a wild sleigh ride through the unexpected corners of holiday horror. Can we make sense of the madness, or will we be left scratching our heads like perplexed elves?

Get ready for a festive rollercoaster of mental instability and holiday kidnapping hijinks as we unwrap the wildly unconventional Christmas comedy, "Holiday In Handcuffs.” In this episode, our intrepid hosts dissect the quirky plot that unfolds when Trudie (Melissa Joan Hart) takes matters into her own hands to avoid the embarrassment of showing up to her family's Christmas celebration without a boyfriend. What's her solution? Kidnapping a handsome stranger named David (Mario Lopez) at gunpoint and dragging him to her family festivities in handcuffs, of course! So, grab your favorite holiday beverage, cozy up by the fire, and join us for some mistletoe mayhem!