Best Dads

The real stars of this episode are the ONE STARS. One Star Reviews, that is. This week the boys read a couple doozy reviewzies for a restaurant called “The Crack Shack”, and a donut place in Vegas with fantastic customer service. Plus, the boys learn Jonathan’s in-laws are big fans of the show. And, Leon’s kids stop by to reek havoc.

Should you take your children to Las Vegas? Jonathan thinks so, and takes the fight to the Vegas Vacation Facebook group message boards. Yikes, indeed. Also, look for Leon to use the word "gimbal" when he means "Lazy Susan". See if you can spot it in the show! Speaking of Susans, DO NOT MENTION SUSANS TO JONATHAN. He is not a fan. Plus 1 Star Reviews of legendary magician, and probably pretty decent detective--if only given the chance--David Copperfield.

Confused over what episode they are actually recording, Leon makes a fatal mistake. In this highly edited episode, secrets are revealed. Why are priests allowed to drink, and what do they do once drunk? The truth may (not) surprise you. Jonathan puts the social media pressure on the folks out in Listenerville, and Leon is blindsided by Jonathan’s surprise, 1 star review.

We lost our sponsor. Well, we didn’t actually “lose” them. We know where they are, and the word “raid” was mentioned in the police report. But, nothing can stop this show, which is NOT A SHOW. How do you think you’d do in prison? Jonathan and Leon think it might be uncomfortable, to say the least. Leon’s kids stop by the studio to ruin the show. Jonathan recalls watching the sex scene in Titanic with his folks. Plus, negotiations go south for Jonathan’s bid to finally see the movie Leon regrets ever having been cast in. #getdaddied #notlikethat #BestDads4Ever

WARNING: The following episode contains material that may be considered offensive. Listener discretion advised Will you be able to survive when the world ends? Taped right after the big freeze that gripped the US in February, a guilt-ridden Jonathan defends Senator Ted Cruz, because he, too, tried to escape the cold of a powerless house by taking his own family to a La Quinta Inn. Also in this episode: Do you think Hitler could tell a joke? He was known to be a serious guy with little patience, and we all know the key to a good joke is...uhhhh ...anyway, as I was saying...TIMING!... ...all this, and 1 star reviews of La Quinta and Mardi Gras.