Episode 444 ★ I'm a Hole Behind

Episode 444 ★ I'm a Hole Behind

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Robert Willey, ericpp, ChadF, Rev.Hodl, cbrooklyn, Reed, Boolysteed, makeheroism   Music Podcast Player [https://www.musicpodcastplayer.com/search] HyperSpaceOut [https://hyperspaceout.com/] The Redbar 444 Saga [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY7QXDVrdUg&pp=ygUKcmVkYmFyIDQ0NNIHCQk_CwGHKiGM7w%3D%3D]   GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Intro/Outro: Mark Tyner - Dream Theory [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7IzqYQZweU]   FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever crashed out online. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever watched a video on the internet.   TOP THREE 33 Former state lawmaker from Nashua sentenced to 33 years in prison for child exploitation [https://www.nhpr.org/nh-news/2026-06-19/stacie-laughton-nh-newhampshire-state-lawmaker-nashua-sentenced-prison-child-exploitation] (New Hampshire Public Radio) $33 million financing package set for veterans housing in Florida [https://www.housingfinance.com/finance/33-million-financing-package-set-veterans-housing-florida] (Affordable Housing Finance) Chula Vista reports 33 instances of federal immigration enforcement activities in 2025 [https://archive.is/vuoz6] (The San Diego Union-Tribune / archive)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN Supreme Court rules against government in gun case [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6-z0qYj3WU](CBS / YouTube) NORML asks DEA to reconsider its request to participate in rescheduling hearing [https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/28302812-norml-reconsideration-letter-61926/] (J.A. Bondy) Trulieve became the first U.S. cannabis operator approved to list its subordinate voting shares on the New York Stock Exchange, trading under the ticker TRLV [https://investors.trulieve.com/2026-06-05-Trulieve-Announces-Uplist-to-NYSE] (Trulieve) Connecticut Governor Ned Lamont signed the FY2027 budget adjustment [https://www.cga.ct.gov/asp/cgabillstatus/cgabillstatus.asp?selBillType=Bill&which_year=2026&bill_num=1] as well as the state's first tribal cannabis compact with the Mashantucket Pequot Tribe [https://portal.ct.gov/governor/news/press-releases/2026/06-2026/governor-lamont-and-mashantucket-pequot-tribal-nation-sign-cannabis-compact](CT.gov) Vermont Gov. Phil Scott signed an omnibus cannabis bill [https://legislature.vermont.gov/bill/status/2026/S.278](VT.gov) Virginia lawmakers sent Gov. Abigail Spanberger budget legislation including provisions to legalize weed sales [https://lis.virginia.gov/bill-details/20262/HB30] (VA.gov)   METAL MOMENT Follow along with RevCyberTrucker's shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Clark Moody Dashboard [https://bitcoin.clarkmoody.com/dashboard/] SpaceX's $600 billion plunge erased equivalent of nearly half of Bitcoin's market cap in 3 days [https://archive.is/tPpT3] (CoinDesk) Strategy owns 4.3% of Bitcoin: what happens if BTC drops to $50,000? [https://www.ccn.com/news/business/strategy-owns-four-percent-bitcoin-btc-drops-50000-scenario/] (CCN) Morgan County residents fill commission meeting to fight proposed bitcoin mining facility [https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/morgan-county-residents-fill-commission-195839014.html] (Yahoo Finance) Somerville bitcoin mining project halted for one year [https://www.waaytv.com/news/somerville-bitcoin-mining-project-halted-for-one-year/article_c6f118d4-ae63-43da-be8c-85665d16873b.html] (WAAY) Stop celebrating Bitcoin's recovery. It's been dead money for five years. [https://www.barchart.com/story/news/2610044/stop-celebrating-bitcoins-recovery-its-been-dead-money-for-5-years] (Barchart) Bitcoin is Dead [https://bitcoindeaths.com/] KC Bitcoiners' Meetups happening THIS Thursday [https://kcbitcoiners.com/calendar]   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING! Bright blue pigeons dyed for gender reveal spark wildlife concerns near Salt River, Arizona [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crrSm_UDMdc] (12 News / YouTube) Skateboarder rolls across United States coast to coast in 39 days, shattering his own world record [https://offbeaty.com/skateboarder-rolls-3000-miles-coast-to-coast-in-39-days-shattering-his-own-world-record/] (Offbeaty) Oklahoma Arby's employee accused of giving herpes to customer [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-Lcm6sNvHY] (KJRH-TV Tulsa / YouTube) 85-year-old Florida man clocked driving 110 mph, accused of street racing [https://www.actionnews5.com/2026/06/20/85-year-old-driver-clocked-going-110-mph-accused-street-racing/](Action News 5) Australian police 'seriously concerned' as magician vanishes [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8UG-qcZ0_E] (7 News) TSA sounds alarm after World Cup fans pack their bags with ranch dressing [https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/tsa-world-cup-fans-pack-bags-ranch] (FOX 10) Japanese real estate agent hires green screen guy but doesn't know how to remove him [https://petapixel.com/2026/06/16/real-estate-agent-hires-green-screen-guy-but-doesnt-know-how-to-remove-him/](Pet a Pixel)

Episode 443 ★ I'm Going to Stay Home

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, ChadF, phifer, Rev.Hodl, Boolysteed, Permanerd, alt_smij, ericpp, Sir TJ the Wrathful   GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Intro/Outro: MONIN - End of Time [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlyObPV0QTw]   FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever went to a breastaurant. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever crashed out online.   TOP THREE 33 33 dogs rescued from box truck, SUV during Riverside County animal cruelty investigation [https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/video/33-dogs-rescued-from-box-truck-suv-during-riverside-county-animal-cruelty-investigation/](CBS) La Crosse, Wisconsin school district survey shows slim majority support for $33 million community pool referendum [https://www.news8000.com/news/local-news/la-crosse/la-crosse-school-district-survey-shows-slim-majority-support-for-33-million-community-pool-referendum/article_3d6668ad-fa0b-453d-8d1d-251fba5c245c.html] (News 8000) Mindanao earthquake death toll rises to 68; 33 still missing [https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/2247230/mindanao-earthquake-death-toll-rises-to-68-33-still-missing] (Inquirer) Nova Scotia recruits 33 US doctors as physician hiring reaches record levels [https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/article/nova-scotia-sees-spike-in-doctor-recruitment-33-american-physicians-come-to-province/] (CTV News) Zhipu surges 33% as Wall Street raises bets on China AI after Anthropic curbs [https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/15/china-ai-zhipu-minimax-artificial-intelligence-race-washington-trump-anthropic.html] (CNBC)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker signs bill banning sale of hemp to anyone younger than 21 [https://news.wttw.com/2026/06/12/pritzker-signs-bill-banning-sale-intoxicating-hemp-anyone-younger-21#:~:text=Pritzker%20Signs%20Bill%20Banning%20Sale,WTTW] (WTTW) New Hampshire Gov. Kelly Ayotte vetoed a bill to allow medical weed businesses to cultivate in greenhouses [https://newhampshirebulletin.com/briefs/ayotte-vetoes-bill-to-expand-cultivation-of-medicinal-marijuana/] (New Hampshire Bulletin) Virginia nears legal retail pot market with sales proposed to start in 2027 [https://wset.com/news/local/virginia-nears-legal-retail-cannabis-market-with-sales-proposed-to-start-in-2027-marijuana-legalized-governor-spanberger] (ABC 13 News) New Zealand scraps licensing, sets THC limit for hemp at 1% [https://hemptoday.net/20-years-later-new-zealand-scraps-licensing-and-sets-thc-limit-for-hemp-at-1-0/] (Hemp Today)   METAL MOMENT Follow along with the RevCyberTrucker's shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Clark Moody Dashboard [https://bitcoin.clarkmoody.com/dashboard/] Strategy purchases [https://www.strategy.com/purchases] Residents being scammed by Bitcoin ATMs is on the rise, SAPD says [https://archive.is/sI00H] (Express News / archive) Cary, NC woman loses thousands in sophisticated jury duty scam [https://abc11.com/post/cary-woman-loses-thousands-wake-county-jury-duty-scam-crypto-atm/19311046/] (ABC) Bitcoin is not a scarce asset [https://archive.is/LRthW] (American Banker / archive) Bitcoin King fastest BSS winner at Northfield [https://ustrottingnews.com/bitcoin-king-fastest-bss-winner-at-northfield/#:~:text=Bitcoin%20King%20was%20a%201,and%20finishing%20in%201%3A57.] (US Trotting News)   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING! Florida couple in IVF clinic's embryo mix-up will keep baby who isn't genetically theirs [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-couple-ivf-embryo-keep-baby-not-genetically-theirs-rcna350253] (NBC) Mobility scooter boomer sends cyclists flying in Germany [https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/elderly-fan-mobility-scooter-sends-cyclists-flying-air-driving-onto-course-mid-race] (FOX) North Carolina cop caught having sex on duty in patrol car, tosses bodycam in Lake Royale [https://www.wral.com/news/local/lake-royale-police-officer-arrested-samuel-marcum-accused-sex-on-duty-june-2026/] (WRAL) Adopted shelter dog tests positive for rabies in Texas [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s52IPvk3eys] (FOX) Gaming PC saves owner from bullet fired by neighbor's dog [https://www.techspot.com/news/112736-gaming-pc-saves-owner-bullet-fired-neighbor-dog.html](Techspot) Dealership revoked offer to buy back customer's BMW blaming wayward AI chatbot [https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/ai-chatbot-bmw-dealership-9.7230226] (CBC) Florida man rents Lambo, gets caught going 107 mph "celebrating" [https://cbs12.com/news/local/lamborghini-clocked-at-107-mph-in-port-canaveral-driver-says-he-was-celebrating] (CBS) New Zealand tourist attraction closed due to unsanctioned poop [https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/10/nz-Masterton-District-Council-Fernery-poop/4931781109519/] (UPI) HOA plans to euthanize geese [https://youtu.be/XxfqqzbxLFc?si=M5yusKOCCpLSfXs_] (WAFF)

Episode 442 ★ Only Coffee Wake Up Brain

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Rev.Hodl, Kevin S, Logues, RevCyberTrucker, ChadF, RnR Andy Brash, cbrooklyn, HeyCitizen++, Boolysteed, piranesi, Reed   Tune in to Battle of the Douchebags THURSDAY June 11 after No Agenda   GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Intro/Outro: Stryv & Aaron Thompson - Ignite [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA0CvelY2VE]   FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever had an energy drink. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever visited a breastaurant.    TOP THREE 33 Kentucky Gov. Beshear extends gas tax reduction for 33 cities, counties [https://www.wlwt.com/article/kentucky-beshear-extends-gas-tax-reduction-cities-counties/71538794](WLWT) Boeing jet deliveries jump to 60 in May, 33% higher than last year [https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/boeing-jet-deliveries-jump-60-may-33-higher-than-last-year-2026-06-09/](Reuters) Fire engulfs 33 hybrid cars at docks compound [https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c392gxk1x82o] (BBC) 33 cities with highest number of dog attacks on mail carriers, according to USPS [https://www.al.com/news/2026/06/33-cities-with-highest-number-of-dog-attacks-on-mail-carriers-according-to-usps.html] (AL.com)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN WNBA collective bargaining agreement removes weed from banned substances list, sets out rules for how players can invest in, promote cannacompanies [https://www.wnbpa.com/thecba] (WNBPA) First Alabama medical dispensary opens after years of delay [https://alabamareflector.com/2026/06/04/first-medical-cannabis-store-opens-in-state-after-years-of-delays/](Alabama Reflector) Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signed a bill revising how pot tax revenue is allocated [https://leg.colorado.gov/bills/HB26-1409] (Colorado.gov) Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont signed bill expanding psychedelic pilot program [https://www.cga.ct.gov/asp/cgabillstatus/cgabillstatus.asp?selBillType=Bill&bill_num=SB00191&which_year=2026] (CT.gov) Idaho lawmakers approve ballot language blocking voters from legalizing weed [https://legislature.idaho.gov/sessioninfo/2025/legislation/HJR004/] (ID.gov) Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds signs bill doubling medical dispensary license number, letting out-of-state residents register in the program [https://www.legis.iowa.gov/legislation/BillBook?ga=91&ba=HF990] (Iowa.gov) Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry allowed bill letting terminal patients use medical pot in hospitals take effect without his signature [https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/BillInfo.aspx?s=26rs&b=SB270&sbi=y] (LA.gov) New Jersey Gov. Mike Sherrill signed a bill allowing large-size hemp drinks, letting medical dispensaries add recreational sales without local approval [https://www.billtrack50.com/billdetail/2004416](NJ.gov)   METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker is MIA but you can follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Clark Moody Dashboard [https://bitcoin.clarkmoody.com/dashboard/] Strategy purchases [https://www.strategy.com/purchases] More than $1 trillion in value gone in 8 months. What's going on with Bitcoin? [https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/09/business/bitcoin-slump-ai-stocks] (CNN) US attacks Iran amid the "ceasefire": Bitcoin, gold, oil react [https://www.mitrade.com/au/insights/commodity-analysis/oil/beincrypto-USOIL-202606101046] (Mitrade) Bitcoin's brutal sell-off sparks a flurry of trading in related stocks, including one big bullish bet [https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/09/bitcoins-brutal-sell-off-sparks-a-flurry-of-trading-in-related-stocks-including-one-big-bullish-bet.html] (CNBC) Bitcoin flashes one of its rarest demand signals in six years [https://www.tradingview.com/news/newsbtc:2a28d8d39094b:0-bitcoin-flashes-one-of-its-rarest-demand-signals-in-six-years-details/] (TradingView) KC Bitcoiners' Next Generation [https://kcbitcoiners.com/calendar] meetup June 15 6:30 pm @ Westport Flea Market   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING! Truck carrying fireworks ignites on I-75 in southern Tennessee [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaQiDbrnk1A] (Local 12) Alligator attacks DWI suspect who was fleeing police [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1tZdyCFR1A&pp=ygUpZmxvcmlkYSBhbGxpZ2F0b3IgYXR0YWNrcyBmbGVlaW5nIHN1c3BlY3TSBwkJOQsBhyohjO8%3D](Inside Edition) Florida man arrested for burglary while en route to court for another burglary charge [https://www.wfla.com/top-videos/florida-man-arrested-for-burglary-while-en-route-to-court-for-another-burglary-charge-police/] (WFLA) Florida man leads cops on slow-speed pursuit [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub_tjl1Qrus](FOX 10) Tricycle-riding suspect accused in bizarre Florida lawn ornament theft [https://cbs12.com/news/local/gnome-more-tricycle-riding-suspect-accused-in-bizarre-florida-lawn-ornament-theft-ring-camera-south-florida-news-lee-county-sheriffs-office-memorable-getaway-north-fort-myers-investigative-leads-detectives-taken-from-yard-campsite-homeless] (CBS) Two ladies, a dog, a lighthouse, possible Bigfoot encounter on Michigan beach [https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-culture/two-ladies-dog-lighthouse-possible-bigfoot-encounter-beach-michigan](FOX) "Celebrity" border collie dognapped, eaten after being sold to restaurant for $27 [https://www.the-independent.com/asia/china/chutou-dog-theft-china-border-collie-b2989675.html] (The Independent) Scientists find yeast in frozen mummy's guts, use it to make sourdough bread [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/oetzi-the-iceman-yeast-mummy-sourdough-bread/] (CBS) Australian cockroach kingpin caught with 100,000 illegal insects in record bug bust [https://www.fox44news.com/news/weird-news/ap-australian-cockroach-kingpin-caught-with-100000-illegal-insects-in-record-bug-bust/] (FOX) Former Air Canada pilot arrested after allegedly flying with fake license [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f6pF_hViKw&pp=ygUXYWlyIGNhbmFkYSBmYWtlIGxpY2Vuc2U%3D](Global News)

Episode 441 ★ Lafayette Got Locked

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, Silvie, Reed, Rev.Hodl, Boolysteed, ericpp   Local Bitcoiners' Episode 009 ft. Sir Spencer [https://localbitcoiners.com/ep009]   XMR Chat [https://xmrchat.com/bowlafterbowl]   GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Intro/Outro: Raven - Calvin [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dO5je5ZSGg]   FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever had a friend get locked up. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever tried an energy drink.   TOP THREE 33 33 Palestinians killed by Israeli fire in Gaza during Eid holiday, Health Ministry says [https://www.aa.com.tr/en/middle-east/33-palestinians-killed-by-israeli-fire-in-gaza-during-eid-holiday-health-ministry-says/3952357] (Anadolu Ajansi) Palestine Red Crescent carries out new medical evacuation of 33 patients from Gaza via Rafah crossing [https://english.wafa.ps/Pages/Details/171107](WAFA Agency) 33 Houston ISD campuses no longer participating in free lunch program [https://abc13.com/post/33-hisd-campuses-no-longer-participating-free-lunch-program/19219573/](ABC13 Houston) Walmart makes change to delivery in 33 US markets [https://www.al.com/news/2026/06/walmart-makes-change-to-delivery-in-33-us-markets-that-customers-will-love.html] (AL.com) Georgia drivers lose 33 cent tax break [https://www.fox5atlanta.com/video/fmc-hr3uu4meupn6ekry](FOX 5 Atlanta) Amkor's $33 million expansion raises concerns for Peoria, Arizona residents [https://www.azfamily.com/2026/06/02/amkors-33-million-expansion-raises-concerns-peoria-residents/] (AZ Family)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN Trump, administration sued over federal rescheduling twice [https://www.marijuanamoment.net/trump-is-being-sued-for-rescheduling-marijuana-by-doctors-and-a-pharmaceutical-company-who-are-aggrieved-by-the-move/] (Marijuana Moment) California tribes can't participate in statewide pot industry without getting their own licenses, Attorney General says [https://oag.ca.gov/system/files/opinions/pdfs/25-102.pdf] (CA.gov) Hawaii Attorney General shows more people are being denied gun permits over their medical pot patient status than any other reason [https://governor.hawaii.gov/newsroom/department-of-the-attorney-general-releases-annual-firearm-registration-statistics/] (HI.gov) Louisiana lawmakers send Gov. Jeff Landry psychedelic assisted therapy pilot program bill [https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/BillInfo.aspx?&i=249751](LA.gov), Landry signed bill threatening to send people to jail for up to a year [https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/BillInfo.aspx?s=26RS&b=HB568&sbi=y] if they smoke pot within 2,000  Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz signed bill revising various cannabis rules, requiring regulators to issue recommendations on launching a psilocybin therapy program [https://www.revisor.mn.gov/bills/94/2026/0/SF/4401/versions/latest/] (MN.gov)   METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Faith No More's Epic [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_k5CSYKhg]. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Clark Moody Dashboard [https://bitcoin.clarkmoody.com/dashboard/] Crypto liquidations top $1 billion as Bitcoin's slide deepens [https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/crypto/articles/bitcoin-tumbles-below-70-000-103347188.html] (Yahoo Finance / Bloomberg) Bitcoin drops back under $70,000, Strategy extends its slide [https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/02/bitcoin-drops-back-under-70000-strategy-extends-its-slide.html] (CNBC) How a carjacking in Connecticut led back to a man known as the crypto 'Godfather' in California [https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/02/us/carjacking-crypto-godfather-california] (CNN) Mined in America Act would put Bitcoin Network at risk [https://www.therage.co/mined-in-america-act-bitcoin-at-risk/] (The Rage) KC Bitcoiners' Next Generation Meetup [https://kcbitcoiners.com/calendar] @ 6:30 pm on Monday June 15th   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING! Austrian doctor who amputated wrong leg fined, returned to work [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/an-austrian-doctor-who-amputated-a-patients-wrong-leg-has-been-fined/] (CBS) NHS surgeon fired after amputating legs for his kink [https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15862347/Surgeon-amputated-legs-sexual-fantasy-struck-off.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=social-twitter_mailonline] (Daily Mail) Mysterious sonic boom rattles South Carolina [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv5sBWBQvE0](NBC) Polish exotic animal expert discovers loose porcupine was his pet [https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/06/02/poland-porcupine-loose-Krzywaczka-pet/7111780413015/] (UPI) Parakeet blamed for damaging cars in Scotland [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkI4gqY5XGg] (STV) FBI arrests CIA official with $40 million in gold bars in his home [https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/us/politics/fbi-arrest-cia-official-gold-bars.html] (The New York Times) No one wants to be mayor of this long Island town [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1JolpQFbQw] (NBC) Neighbor from hell facing prison time [https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/wiltshire-neighbour-jail-lawnmower-restraining-5HjdZn9_2/] (LBC)  Man destroys home with excavator after wife says marriage is over [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZWqihQFA2I] (CBS) Video shows group prying open NYC manhole [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dnfClJIcOk] (NBC)

Episode 440 ★ Jobs Against the Babies

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, TJtheDoerfel, ericpp, Salty_Crayon, Reed, cbrooklyn, The Ohm, Echo Reality, Boolysteed, Henrik Flyman, piranesi, makeheroism   Stay tuned for Battle of the Douchebags June 11th Play HyperSpaceOut [https://hyperspaceout.com/]Sunday XMRChat is an option for Bowlers   GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141   Intro/Outro: Mark Tyner - Dream Theory [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7IzqYQZweU]   FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever got a coupon. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a friend get locked up.   TOP THREE 33 33 rip current rescues in North Carolina on Memorial Day weekend [https://myfox8.com/news/north-carolina/33-rip-current-rescues-in-north-carolina-on-memorial-day-weekend/] (WGHP) Iran lets 33 vessels pass through the Strait of Hormuz [https://safety4sea.com/iran-lets-33-vessels-pass-through-the-strait-of-hormuz/] (safety4sea) Amazon to invest over $33 billion in cloud, AI infrastructure in Southeast Asia [https://vir.com.vn/amazon-to-invest-over-33-billion-in-cloud-and-ai-infrastructure-in-southeast-asia-153582.html] (Vietnam Investment Report) Kyle Busch's race car, No. 33, unloaded at track in silence 2 days after his sudden death at 41 [https://people.com/kyle-busch-car-changed-to-no-33-unloaded-at-track-2-days-after-his-death-11982960] (People) Investigators seize 33 pounds of suspected meth in High Point, NC drug bust, 3 arrested [https://www.wfmynews2.com/article/news/crime/investigators-seize-33-pounds-meth-high-point-drug-bust-3-people-arrested/83-87da7655-a99a-460b-b472-f0db3919a8c2](WFMY News)   BEHIND THE CURTAIN Department of Transportation backs "witnessed" urine drug testing for truck drivers [https://filtermag.org/dot-truck-drivers-drug-testing/](Filter Mag) DEA took enforcement action against unlicensed dispensaries in NY [https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndny/pr/collaboration-between-federal-and-local-law-enforcement-leads-seizures-drugs-guns-and] (DOJ) Alaska Gov. Mike Dunleavy has omnibus criminal justice bill on his desk featuring an expungement provision [https://www.akleg.gov/Basis/Bill/Detail/34?Root=HB%20239](AK Legislation) Colorado regulators are being sued by cultivator claiming they owe millions in tax refunds [https://archive.is/X8u48] (Denver Gazette / archived) Delaware Gov. Matt Meyer signed bill allowing terminally ill patients to use pot in hospitals [https://legis.delaware.gov/BillDetail?LegislationId=142779] (DE Legislation) Indiana Supreme Court suspends judge without pay for 60 days for edibles [https://public.courts.in.gov/Decisions/api/Document/Opinion?Id=74cLKjasF5OkEPW0Lpk-blZ6dfq653cvV6k8wePVgvHgOlJrMJLG5scxHOBvsKHQ0] (IN Courts) Louisiana lawmakers sent Gov. Jeff Landry a bill to allow patients with terminal, irreersible conditions to use pot in hospitals [https://www.legis.la.gov/legis/BillInfo.aspx?s=26rs&b=SB270&sbi=y] (LA Legislature) Michigan sheriff blasts outside investigation into roach discovered in department vehicle [https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/washtenaw-county-sheriff-blasts-probe-alleged-discovery-marijuana-her-vehicle] (FOX) Montana State Rep. Jade Sooktis please not guilty to charge of aggravated driving under the influence [https://dailymontanan.com/2026/05/20/democratic-state-lawmaker-charged-with-aggravated-dui/] (Daily Montanan) Virginia Gov. Abigail Spanberger vetoes legalization legislation [https://lis.virginia.gov/bill-details/20261/SB542] (VA.gov)   METAL MOMENT (ON HIATUS) Follow along with RevCyberTrucker's shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social   ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Ex-Parte (proposed) order for alternative service [https://chrome-extension://efaidnbmnnnibpcajpcglclefindmkaj/https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDocument?docIndex=xOYmAqJwEquz_PLUS_feeyVKrlQ==] (Supreme Court of NYC) via SuiGenerisJohn [https://nostrudel.ninja/n/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqead4r35g5evh7p0peczguhzf3ufdc8pe93rt6kt42jtsctq2gt3qqs8lepc0qpawsvneqgzxm4z333fxdw4s2kkahm0wr4uavefs95x3uqy9pn2e] note [https://nostrudel.ninja/n/nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzqead4r35g5evh7p0peczguhzf3ufdc8pe93rt6kt42jtsctq2gt3qqs8lepc0qpawsvneqgzxm4z333fxdw4s2kkahm0wr4uavefs95x3uqy9pn2e] Strategy touts misleading Bitcoin per share gain [https://www.investors.com/news/mstr-stock-strategy-bitcoin-per-share-metric-debt-buyback/] (Investors) Holyoke, MA police prevent Bitcoin scam, warn of cryptocurrency fraud [https://www.wwlp.com/news/fraud-awareness/holyoke-police-prevent-bitcoin-scam-warn-of-cryptocurrency-fraud/] (WWLP) Someone just destroyed $8.2 million in Bitcoin -- why? [https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/crypto/articles/someone-just-destroyed-8-2-211934440.html] (Yahoo! Finance) Bitcoin burn address receives 107 BTC in five transactions [https://www.binance.com/en/square/post/05-26-2026-bitcoin-burn-address-receives-107-btc-in-five-transactions-327303595764578] (Binance)   FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Rome's 'sexy priest' calendar star never set foot in a seminary [https://apnews.com/article/italy-priest-calendar-sexy-da7664b2b2afbf2ec402c58a817fc46b] (The Associated Press) Charges dismissed for Florida woman without right hand cited for holding phone while driving [https://cbs12.com/news/local/florida-news-viral-tiktok-charges-dismissed-for-woman-without-right-hand-cited-for-holding-phone-while-driving-south-florida-texting-while-driving-wireless-communication-device](CBS) Hobbyists find biggest Viking coin hoard in Norway's history [https://www.foxnews.com/travel/treasure-hunters-find-biggest-viking-coin-hoard-countrys-history-without-parallel](FOX) British man becomes world's oldest wing walker at 98 [https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/26/Guinness-World-Records-oldest-wing-walker/8571779813637/] (UPI) Nude New Jersey man arrested in Florida for nude trespassing at oceanfront condos [https://cbs12.com/news/local/nude-trespasser-arrested-at-palm-beach-oceanfront-condos-after-bizarre-pool-incident-palm-beach-palm-beach-police-breakers-row-naked-man-nude-trespasser-luxury-condo-condo-pool-oceanfront-condos-james-e-gervasio-crack-cocaine-drugs] (CBS News) Florida senior arrested on five charges after flashing neighbors [https://www.local10.com/news/local/2026/05/22/lipstick-thong-wearing-hollywood-senior-says-he-has-right-to-flash-exasperated-neighbors-cops/](Local 10) Chinese authorities destroy villager's 10-story home [https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/22/china-officials-destroy-ramshackle-10-storey-studio-ghibli-esque-home] (The Guardian) Massachusetts police seek owner of large, creepy puppet turned over to the station [https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/05/27/Stoneham-Massachusetts-creepy-puppet/7051779883178/] (UPI) Kansas dealership can't move sold truck after robin builds nest on tire [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngKpB1F7VTg] (KMBC)