Funny Business

June 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 306

This compilation features a diverse range of topics, including burning internet questions, hot takes on self-checkout and standing ovations, a kid at a baseball game who absolutely destroyed Mike, and a full draft of things everyone pretends to enjoy. Mike and Matt debate whether leaving someone on read is rude, weigh in on splitting the bill at group dinners, and tackle whether destination weddings are selfish. They express their opinions on various aspects of dining, such as restaurant menus, printed tickets, Wawa breakfast, and self-checkout. They also discuss carrying cash, energy drinks that work too fast, and the enduring presence of air conditioners as giant boxes in our windows. Additionally, they draft the things nobody actually enjoys, including gender reveals, 5AM gym sessions, networking events, crab legs, kids birthday parties, work happy hours, music festivals, and black coffee. The conversations often take unexpected turns and go off course. Left on Read, Dinner Bills & Destination Weddings 00:00 Are Standing Ovations Losing Their Meaning? 7:41 Energy Drinks Are Too Cheap and Too Effective 14:29 Work Happy Hours & Music Festivals Are NOT Fun 24:04 Follow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes. More at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠] Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.

May 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 305

This compilation offers a diverse range of topics, including phonetic reversals, negotiable morals, underrated appreciation, corporate buzzword bingo, and even a raccoon that hypes you up everywhere you go. Mike and Matt introduce a word guessing game that challenges your brain, assigns monetary value to fighting NHL players and surviving a tiger in a mall, and acknowledges the people and small things that deserve more recognition. They turn taking out the trash into a LinkedIn success story and debate whether a judgmental duck or a raccoon hype man makes a better life companion. The conversations explore unexpected turns and often veer off course, incorporating elements like candle said backwards, calling your boss “champ,” custodial workers, doing the dishes as a sanitation protocol, and a pause button used to rob a grocery store. Say It Backwards - Can You Guess the Word? 00:00 Locked in a Mall With a Tiger for 12 Hours 06:33 Why Custodial Workers Deserve Way More Credit Than They Get 12:19 Making Coffee Has Never Sounded More Impressive 17:09 Judgmental Duck or Hype Raccoon? 22:27 Follow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes. More at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠] Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.

April 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 304

Silicone phone cases, sauce tier lists, spicy margaritas, and a five-foot SpongeBob that needs a deep clean, this compilation has it all. In this compilation, Mike and Matt get into the small things that are quietly getting to them, rank sauces blind with no takebacks, debate what they are buying and selling this month, and guess the price on the wildest Facebook Marketplace finds on the internet. From dad hats and fake weather forecasters to video game paywalls, AI tool portfolios, and 11 dozen goose decoys that look like a scene from Severance, the conversations take unexpected turns and often go off course. 00:00 Why Is Everyone on the Internet a Meteorologist Now? 06:30 Where Does Ranch Land? The Blind Sauce Tier List 11:19 Spicy Margs, AI Tools & Email Inbox Chaos 16:25 The World's Largest SpongeBob Plush Is on Facebook Marketplace Follow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes. More at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠] Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.

March 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 303

Community questions, hot takes, ridiculous hypotheticals, and a debate about umbrellas in the sun, this compilation has it all. In this compilation, Mike and Matt engage with listener-submitted questions, share their unfiltered opinions, test their morals with Would You Rather, and decide what’s hot or not. From spicy wing limits and seagulls in your house to loyalty rewards, diner food, Alexa chaos, and whether “y’all” deserves respect, the conversations take unexpected turns, often going off course. 00:00 Community Take It! 07:28 Say What? 15:17 Would You Rather? 21:20 Hot Or Not? MERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/ [https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/] FOLLOW US Beacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod [https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod [https://www.facebook.com/funnybusinesspod] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/ [https://www.instagram.com/funnybusinesspod/] Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspod [https://twitter.com/funnybusinesspod] Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspod [https://www.twitch.tv/funnybusinesspod] YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featured [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwA7LU4-jps613RuewhWWDg/featured] Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show. FUNNY BUSINESS A show where Mike and Matt turn internet chaos into conversations worth having. You’ll hear about strange online finds, ridiculous moments, and everyday situations that spiral into debates. Every once in a while, one of them puts the other on the spot with a game, a hypothetical, or a question that’s harder than it sounds. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two college friends who released over 300 straight weekly episodes from 2020 to 2026 and recently changed the format to keep things fun and conversational.

February 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 302

What do a clump of goldfish, a ruined wedding cake, and toe-stained Birkenstocks have in common? They all made it into our February highlight reel. This month was unhinged in the best way. From morally questionable decisions to overpriced Facebook Marketplace chaos, we pulled together the best moments from February’s episodes. 00:00 Intro 00:12 The Ultimate Pizza Topping Draft 05:04 The “Good Listener” Deserves a Trophy 09:18 What’s Your Price to Ruin a Wedding Cake? 12:47 We Guessed Prices for the Weirdest Stuff on Facebook Marketplace Follow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes. More at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠] Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.