Goat & Glaze's Podcast

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Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2413323/fan_mail/new] Goat and Glaze celebrate making the list of the top 25 weirdest podcasts in the United States, landing at number 22. They are joined remotely by their new collaborator, Hooker, who calls into the show while completely checked out and relaxing on a beach. The trio leans heavily into their signature "Trifecta of Fuckery" theme—defined by the mantra "Fuck This, Fuck That, Fuck You"—as Glaze rants about workplace scheduling math and details a hilarious gaslighting prank he pulled on his coworkers by hiding in a hallway box and deleting his call logs. The crew wraps up the episode by sharing chaotic, legendary stories of wasting scammers' time with Google images of burning houses and recalling a bizarre restaurant incident involving an unforgettable plating mishap. Tasty?

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Side of Rant

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2413323/fan_mail/new] In Season 3, Episode 9 of the Goat and Glaze podcast, Goat and Glaze are joined by Corbin, who now serves as their "official unofficial producer." The crew discusses a variety of eccentric topics, including paying their production staff in pesos and bananas, the tragic story of a bullied monkey, and the strange behavior of pandas. The conversation highlights the absurd disconnect between expectation and reality, especially when assuming details without explicit confirmation, as illustrated by Glaze's experiences. Following this theme of unexpected results, Glaze shares a humorous yet horrifying story from his adult life about nearly accidentally killing himself after trying to run a window AC unit inside his apartment by setting it on a table. The hosts wrap up by addressing frustrating and entitled behavior in others, leading into a spirited "Double Side of Rant" segment.

Double Entendre

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2413323/fan_mail/new] In Season 3, Episode 8 of the Goat and Glaze podcast, titled "Double Entendre," hosts Goat and Glaze are joined by Corbin for a high-energy session that kicks off with Glaze expressing extreme frustration over a technical failure that lost their previous 48-minute recording. The crew explores dark comedic territory regarding the afterlife, debating the lack of modern ghosts and jokingly suggesting that "ghost jobs" have a hierarchy where poor performance leads to being reincarnated as something insignificant. They introduce the "Trifecta of Fucks" segment for their friend "Hooker" and Glaze recounts stories from high school, including a protest against a book on Hinduism and the absurdity of being disciplined for "talking" to a deaf classmate using sign language. Wrapping up with a story about a friend in prison embracing paganism, the trio announces an upcoming move to YouTube to bring their unfiltered "factual" truths to a video format.

It's a surprise

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2413323/fan_mail/new] Dragons, Dinosaurs, and Distrust In this episode of the Goat and Glaze podcast, the hosts tear down the wall between "conspiracy" and "truth." What starts with a confession about "bouncing dirt" off people quickly spirals into a heated debate about why dragons are actually real—and why the government is using dinosaur skeletons to hide them.