I Don't Mind Telling You

Simmo's back! You'll harder than Chinese algebra. He found a friend too!

I Don’t Mind Telling You is back — and Simmo hasn’t mellowed a bit. After a short hiatus, he returns with even less of a filter and a new co-pilot: the dangerously calm and quietly untrustworthy Dangerous Dan Coverly. Together, they dive headfirst into the absurdity of modern life with no apologies and no limits. Simmo’s take on the world is brutally honest, darkly hilarious, and littered with the kind of swearing your nan pretends not to hear. Meanwhile, Dan might not say much, but he’s the kind of bloke you'd usually worry about near your daughters — though you can relax, he’s out of action for now… thanks to a broken wanking arm. This is the unhinged, unfiltered, and unexpectedly insightful chaos you didn’t know you needed. Listener discretion is advised

Simmo's back and it's about bloody time!

Simmo is back on the mic, and the world is still absolutely unhinged. In a time where the Pope dies on the same day as Jesus (allegedly), Simmo is here to unpack the spiritual significance of two cumming on the Lord—because of course he is. This show isn’t here to sugarcoat reality, it’s here to punch it in the face with a flaming glove of truth, humour, and jaw-dropping honesty. Each episode, Simmo delivers his unapologetically raw take on the state of things—current events, pop culture, the truly bizarre, and whatever happened to fall out of Kanye West’s mouth that week. Speaking of Kanye: yes, he sucked his cousins dick for eight years, and somehow that’s still not the most cooked chapter in his story. Meanwhile, Katy Perry still thinks she's going to space and no one has the heart to stop her. This is the news, Simmo-style. It’s not all madness though—well, actually it is—but it’s structured madness. Alongside Simmo’s weekly rants and philosophical chaos, the show features killer recurring segments like: Hero of the Week – Saluting the accidental legends, fringe lunatics, and everyday nobodies who manage to do something inexplicably heroic (or just hilariously dumb). Dickhead of the Week – A red carpet roast for the worst people in the universe, freshly crowned each episode with Simmo’s signature scorn. Bow to Your Sensai – A sacred pilgrimage through the ridiculous cinematic graveyard of Steven Seagal's filmography. Simmo revisits the martial arts “legend’s” movies with both love and disbelief, exposing every stiff punch and nonsensical plot twist like a sensei of sarcasm. So, if you're after a podcast that doesn’t just talk about the world—it shakes it like a snow globe and laughs at the flakes—then you’ve found your new obsession.

Hero of the Week: Andrew Krackour, R.I.P!

Simmo is back and he’s not holding back! In this episode of "I Don’t Mind Telling You", he shares a heart warming Hero ot the Week, Grannies get tased, and takes another swing at the world. With his trademark fiery takes and unfiltered opinions, Simmo is in rare form. If you’re easily offended, you might want to stick around anyway because this is one episode you won’t want to miss! Tune in for the rants, the laughs, and the raw honesty that makes "I Don’t Mind Telling You" a must-listen.

Get out of here Rusty, I'm recording! you dickhead!

Simmo is back behind the mic, and he's not wasting a single second. In true Simmo fashion, he launches into the episode with a bold declaration—he’s Hero of the Week. Why? Because no one else was going to do it, and frankly, who deserves it more? From there, things spiral delightfully out of control as he turns his attention to the week’s biggest villain: a service station worker who somehow managed to tick all the boxes for Dickhead of the Week. This episode has everything fans have come to love: classic Simmo rants, deep dives into bizarre hypotheticals, the eternal question of who stays at work during a Kaiju attack, and a few unsolicited—but surprisingly useful—life hacks thrown in for good measure. It's chaotic, it's sharp, it's weirdly insightful… it's Simmo at full tilt. Whether you're a long-time listener or just jumping on board, this episode is packed with all the strange brilliance that makes I Don't Mind Telling You an unmissable ride. Strap in, take a deep breath, and prepare to laugh your way through the nonsense.

Simmo at his best. Make sure your kids are in bed!

After a short break, Simmo is back, refreshed, and ready to unload on the absurdity of the world with his signature mix of comedy, sharp wit, and no-nonsense takes. This week, he’s not pulling any punches as he hands Peter Dutton a fair good going over in Dickhead of the Week—and trust us, there’s plenty to say. But it’s not all doom and gloom—Hero of the Week is back to shine a light on someone actually worth celebrating. Plus, Simmo’s got a fresh batch of hilarious anecdotes covering everything from current affairs to the downright bizarre things happening around us. Expect fiery rants, unexpected tangents, and the kind of brutally funny observations that only Simmo can deliver. Whether you’re tuning in for the laughs, the rants, or just to hear someone finally say what we’re all thinking, this is an episode you won’t want to miss. Strap in—Simmo is back, and he’s bringing his absolute best!