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Trump Blocked from Deploying National Guard to Oregon – Court says you can’t “borrow” another state’s troops; politics meets civics class.   Gaza Ceasefire Talks Begin in Egypt – Hostages, aid, airstrikes on the table; optimism on backorder. Spotify CEO Daniel Ek Steps Down – Co-CEO era begins; artists still want real payouts. Mark Sanchez Felony Charge (Parking Lot Fight) – From color commentary to charge sheet; “Parking Lot Rumble” replaces “Butt Fumble.” OpenAI + AMD Mega Deal – AI arms race picks teams; GPUs choose sides. Americans Don’t Trust AI in Elections – Deepfakes, disinfo, and regulation wish-casting. Tech Firms Crack Down on AI Nudity – Platforms promise fewer deepfakes; enforcement question marks. Everest Blizzard Rescue – Hundreds guided to safety in Tibet; climate chaos meets adventure tourism. MIT: Musicians Focus Better – Selective attention advantage; practice > procrastination. Diddy Sentenced to 50 Months – Accountability message from the bench; appeal incoming. TikTok: (search) diddy sentenced 50 months, judge subramanian diddy sentencing Louis C.K. Performs in Saudi Arabia – “Art vs. optics” debate ignites—again. Supreme Court Rejects Ghislaine Maxwell Appeal – 20-year sentence stands; unanswered questions linger. LINKS https://instagram.com/itsnewstous [https://instagram.com/itsnewstous] https://tiktok.com/@itsnewstous [https://tiktok.com/@itsnewstous] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com [https://pcm.adswizz.com] for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Government Shutdown Watch: Washington gears up for yet another “who’s to blame?” showdown. Spoiler: everyone. Saudi Comedy Festival: Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle head to Riyadh, but critics say it’s less about jokes and more about whitewashing. Electronic Arts Buyout: Saudi money and private equity swoop in for a record $55B takeover of EA. Because nothing says “fun” like leveraged buyouts. Musk & Epstein Files: Elon Musk and Prince Andrew both show up in newly released Epstein documents. This party’s RSVP list just keeps getting darker. Trump Sends Troops to Portland: Troops in the streets, protests in the headlines — Trump is running his old playbook like it’s 2020 all over again. LINKS https://instagram.com/itsnewstous [https://instagram.com/itsnewstous] https://tiktok.com/@itsnewstous [https://tiktok.com/@itsnewstous] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com [https://pcm.adswizz.com] for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week’s episode is packed tighter than Elton John’s spare key drawer. From late-night drama to global politics, we’re covering it all: * Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension and comeback after Disney panicked over a controversial monologue. * Hollywood’s all-star free speech defense, with 400+ celebs signing on. * Congress stumbling toward a government shutdown—because apparently deadlines are just suggestions. * Cardi B stepping in for The Weeknd at Global Citizen Festival. * Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce facing kid-pressure from Mama Kelce herself. * The Trump administration floating a Tylenol–autism link that scientists say doesn’t add up. * A jaw-dropping $100K fee slapped on new H-1B visas. * Elton John literally betting his house keys on new talent. * The U.K., Canada, and Australia recognizing a Palestinian state—Netanyahu, not thrilled. * Colin Farrell dropping an F-bomb over sandwiches on live TV. * Trump’s border czar caught in a bribery sting with $50K in a Cava takeout bag. * The Emmys pulling their biggest audience in years. * And “Stars on Mars” canceled before liftoff. It’s a rollercoaster of free speech battles, political brinkmanship, celebrity chaos, and the kind of headlines that make you say: “Wait, did that really happen this week?” LINKS https://instagram.com/itsnewstous [https://instagram.com/itsnewstous] https://tiktok.com/@itsnewstous [https://tiktok.com/@itsnewstous] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com [https://pcm.adswizz.com] for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This week’s headlines feel like they were written by a very confused comedy writer — so naturally, we’re here to make sense of them. President Trump is back in the spotlight, threatening to send the National Guard into Chicago while floating a rebrand of the Pentagon as the “Department of War.” Meanwhile, ICE is assuring D.C. families there won’t be raids on the first day of school (what a relief, right?), and economists warn that tariffs could tack $2,400 a year onto the average grocery bill. If democracy doesn’t bankrupt you, Kraft cheese might. It’s not just politics making things weird — nature is in on the chaos, too. Milwaukee was swamped by a “1,000-year flood,” turning the city into an accidental waterpark, while a flesh-eating parasite resurfaced in Maryland, reminding us that climate change doesn’t just melt glaciers — it melts skin. On the cultural side, WWE RAW is hyping Clash in Paris, the US Open launched with a record $90M purse, and the ever-expanding Yellowstone universe announced yet another spinoff — while the legendary Barbara Eden showed us that at 94, she’s still magic in her genie pose. And in the land of the absurd? Buckle up. WNBA games were interrupted by fans throwing green dildos onto the court as part of a crypto stunt (because of course they were). A crypto millionaire was kidnapped for Bitcoin ransom. An Aussie couple hit the lottery and walked away instant millionaires. Comedian Eddie Pepitone is back on tour, raging beautifully about modern life. And yes… adult pacifiers are now trending as a form of stress relief. Grown people, binkies in mouths, on TikTok. Welcome to 2025. From National Guard deployments to adult-sized pacifiers, from Barbara Eden’s genie magic to dildos in the paint — it’s politics, parasites, and pure comedy fodder all rolled into one. LINKS https://instagram.com/itsnewstous [https://instagram.com/itsnewstous] https://tiktok.com/@itsnewstous [https://tiktok.com/@itsnewstous] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com [https://pcm.adswizz.com] for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Trump federalizes D.C.’s police and rolls out 800 Guard troops while City Hall reaches for the lawyers. We pivot to sports TV’s re-bundling era as ESPN’s standalone and Fox One link up around $40/month, and Paramount stuns Hollywood by locking exclusive UFC rights (farewell, PPV). At the box office, AMC respawns on Minecraft and Lilo & Stitch; in markets, Bitcoin rockets past $120K while gas prices stubbornly refuse to be interesting. Plus: a mind-bender of a medical win (tooth-in-eye restores sight). LINKS https://instagram.com/itsnewstous [https://instagram.com/itsnewstous] https://tiktok.com/@itsnewstous [https://tiktok.com/@itsnewstous] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com [https://pcm.adswizz.com] for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.