Can You Survive A Family Trip With 13 People? | Road Back to Philly Ep. 3

Can You Survive A Family Trip With 13 People? | Road Back to Philly Ep. 3

On this episode, Joe digs into the big summer question: where do you take a beach vacation when you're rolling 13 people deep? The trip is three families under one roof, his wife and her two sisters, their husbands, two kids each, plus his mother-in-law, with kids ranging from nine years old up to his oldest who just wrapped his first year at the University of Tampa.We get into why these trips are worth the chaos, going all the way back to renting one big house when the kids were little so the cousins could grow up making memories together. There's talk about pricing out shore rentals (one listing came in at $14,500 for the week, five bedrooms, max 12 guests, no pool), and which towns are actually worth it: Wildwood, Avalon, Sea Isle, Cape May, Ocean City, and LBI all get thrown around.It also ties back to the recent Three Friends, One Booth episode with Joe Perry, where the idea of vacationing with other families got a little heat. Underneath all of it is the real reason this podcast exists: figuring out whether the move back to the Philly area actually happens.The back half is all listener voicemails, and they do not hold back. You'll hear from Chris in Ashland, a guy calling in from the PGA Championship, Angelo making the case for the Outer Banks, Jerry from Delco breaking down the Jersey Shore town by town, and comedian Al Caddis from Hawaii. Some great advice, some terrible advice, all worth a listen.Chapter Markers00:00 Intro and the family rundown07:37 The plan: a Jersey Shore trip for 13 people09:20 Why we vacation with the whole family23:39 Letting the kids loose on the boardwalk30:45 Shopping the rental listings38:35 The real question: moving back40:31 Voicemails: three best towns47:52 Chris from Ashland, Mass52:44 Calling in from the PGA Championship55:50 Angelo makes the Outer Banks case58:08 Jerry from Delco breaks down the shore1:05:17 Al Caddis from Hawaii

Ep#2 Bullies, Damone’s, and That One Roided Guy Who Headed Butt Me For No Reason At Franchine’s On A Monday

Joe's back for Episode 2 of Road Back to Philly, and this one goes deep into the two characters that defined growing up in Cherry Hill, NJ — the bully and the Damone. If you don't know what a Damone is, producer Dan didn't either, which tells you everything you need to know about the generational divide between South Jersey in the 80s and Utah in 2026.Joe shares three personal bully stories — a Marine ex-boyfriend, a Billy Zabka lookalike with fingerless gloves, and a roided-up guy who headbutted him at Francine's nightclub for absolutely no reason. Listeners call in with their own stories, including one involving a pencil stabbing, a mom who literally organized a neighborhood fight, and a bully whose father allegedly brought methamphetamine from Germany to Philadelphia after World War II. That one took a turn.On the Damone side, Joe breaks down his real-life version: his friend's older brother Chris, who had Corvettes, gold chains, missed 77 days of senior year, and still graduated. By the end of the episode, Joe lands somewhere honest — Damone never actually had it figured out. Rat got the girl. Be who you are.Also in this episode: Philly sports check-in, a bowling alley fight Joe probably should have walked away from, life advice from a Jewish mob dad, and Dan revealing his own Damone was a guy named Dalian who closed on every girl Danny warmed up.Timestamps0:00 — Intro & Philly sports check-in: Sixers, Flyers, Phillies, and why Joe's wearing an Eagles hat13:59 — Joe introduces the episode theme and explains what a Damone is to a 34-year-old who's never seen Fast Times at Ridgemont High15:13 — Joe's real-life Damone: his friend's older brother Chris, the Corvette, the gold chains, and 77 missed days of school~32:00 — Bully #1: Tracy's Marine ex-boyfriend who followed them on a date, and why Joe grabbed the baseball bat and then just... went inside~40:00 — Bully #2: Danny S., the Billy Zabka lookalike with fingerless driving gloves, and a headlock fight outside Cherry Hill East~48:00 — Bully #3: Dave Triplett, the unprovoked headbutt at Francine's, and a guy who seemed to be at every club every night of the week56:09 — Listener voicemails start. Al Kaz opens with a reunion roast and a wild story about the origins of meth in the United States1:00:15 — Andrew Steiner's bully-turned-Damone-turned-bully-again story1:03:03 — Chris stabs his bully with a pencil. They become friends. Rest in peace, Scotty.1:07:35 — Joe's bowling alley fight, a missed kick to the groin, and the advice a Jewish mob dad gave him afterward1:19:27 — Jerry Rowan took a 45-minute detour for weeks to avoid a bully who didn't even remember him. His Damone explains the numbers game.1:23:30 — Joe wraps it up: Damone didn't have it figured out. Rat got the girl. Don't pretend to be something you're not.

Pilot episode

Joe Matarese spent over 30 years chasing comedy from Queens to LA to Hoboken to Westchester. Now at 58, with his son in college and his daughter four years from finishing high school, he's done the math — and the answer keeps coming up Philadelphia.But it's not that simple. His wife's family is all in Westchester. Their house has nearly doubled in value. And the fans? They've got opinions. Loud ones.In the first episode of Road Back to Philly, Joe lays out exactly why he wants to make the move, what the plan looks like, and then opens the voicemail line — and his superfans from South Jersey, Cherry Hill, Delaware, and Center City all weigh in on where he should (and absolutely should not) land.