No Country For Old Films

EPISODE 13 'Masters of the Universe' 1987 - How was this a kids movie?!

Welcome to @NoCountryForOldFilms Podcast, with Regs & Tommy. We’re discussing the movies that we have watched over… and over… and over again. In an age where nostalgia is king, where the cinema-plex is gone, we’re boldly journeying down memory lane, talking about the movies that shaped us. From the films of our youth, which we know so well we can even remember where the ad breaks are, to first time introductions of classics we missed! Main Topic: Episode 13: 'Masters of the Universe' 1987 This week Tommy and Regs get sent, along with Principal Strickland, BACK to Eternia to help He-Man and his Master Debaters take down some 'NOT' Storm Troopers! How much screen time do Dolph Lundgren's nipples have in this movie? Why no Battle-Cat or She-Ra? Is this the BEST Frank Langella performance of all time (the answer is absolutely yes, by the way)? And does this film need, as Tommy suggests, more 'bottoms?' Tik Tok: @nocountryforoldfilms || Instagram: @nocountryforoldfilms || YouTube: @NoCountryForOldFilms || Email: nocountryforoldfilms@gmail.com **************************** And while we've got you, we'd love it if you gave us a 5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and let us know what you think of the show. #podcast [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/podcast] #mastersoftheuniverse [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/mastersoftheuniverse] #mastersoftheuniverse1987 [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/mastersoftheuniverse1987] #heman [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/heman] #nostalgia [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/nostalgia] #nostalgiapodcast [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/nostalgiapodcast]

EPISODE 12 'Star Wars' 1977

Welcome to @NoCountryForOldFilms Podcast, with Regs & Tommy. We’re discussing the movies that we have watched over… and over… and over again. In an age where nostalgia is king, where the cinema-plex is gone, we’re boldly journeying down memory lane, talking about the movies that shaped us. From the films of our youth, which we know so well we can even remember where the ad breaks are, to first time introductions of classics we missed! Main Topic: Episode 12: 'Star Wars' 1977 This week Tommy and Regs go on a very short vacation to Alderaan... (wink) Leia is absolutely the REAL hero of this movie, right? Was a threesome situation ever floated with her, Han and Luke (before the whole brother/sister thing obviously)? And how come we never talk about Obi-Wan radicalising a teenager in this film!?!? Tik Tok: @nocountryforoldfilms || Instagram: @nocountryforoldfilms || YouTube: @NoCountryForOldFilms || Email: nocountryforoldfilms@gmail.com **************************** And while we've got you, we'd love it if you gave us a 5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and let us know what you think of the show. #podcast [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/podcast] #starwars [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/starwars] #starwars1977 [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/starwars1977] #nostalgia [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/nostalgia] #nostalgiapodcast [https://www.youtube.com/hashtag/nostalgiapodcast]

EPISODE 11 'Mortal Kombat' (1995)

Welcome to @NoCountryForOldFilms Podcast, with Regs & Tommy. We’re discussing the movies that we have watched over… and over… and over again. In an age where nostalgia is king, where the cinema-plex is gone, we’re boldly journeying down memory lane, talking about the movies that shaped us. From the films of our youth, which we know so well we can even remember where the ad breaks are, to first time introductions of classics we missed! Main Topic: Episode 11: Mortal Kombat (1995) This week Tommy and Regs are joined on a shitty boat to Outworld by the Ice Ninja himself Kiki from the 'Till The End Of The Line Podcast' (@tilltheendofthelinepodcast) And speaking of, why does that boat look like it's one strong wind away from sinking? If Goro has four arms, how many 'other' appendages does he have? Just how powerful are Sonja Blade's thighs AND, like Kiki, did they trigger a sexually awakening for you too? Tik Tok: @nocountryforoldfilms || Instagram: @nocountryforoldfilms || YouTube: @NoCountryForOldFilms || Email: nocountryforoldfilms@gmail.com **************************** And while we've got you, we'd love it if you gave us a 5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and let us know what you think of the show. #podcast #mortalkombat1995 #nostalgia #nostalgiapodcast

EPISODE 10 'Super Mario Bros' (1993)

Welcome to @NoCountryForOldFilms Podcast, with Regs & Tommy. We’re discussing the movies that we have watched over… and over… and over again. In an age where nostalgia is king, where the cinema-plex is gone, we’re boldly journeying down memory lane, talking about the movies that shaped us. From the films of our youth, which we know so well we can even remember where the ad breaks are, to first time introductions of classics we missed! Main Topic: Episode 10: 'Super Mario Bros ' (1993) This week Tommy and Regs travel to the next dimension over, getting high as shit on Daisy's dad while dancing with giant lizards in an elevator (in THAT order). And speaking of, is Daisy half lizard or half mushroom or both? Just HOW drunk did Bob and John get to be able to endure making this rubbish? And will Tommy's mum EVER forgive Regs from corrupting her beautiful boy? Tik Tok: @nocountryforoldfilms || Instagram: @nocountryforoldfilms || YouTube: @NoCountryForOldFilms || Email: nocountryforoldfilms@gmail.com **************************** And while we've got you, we'd love it if you gave us a 5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and let us know what you think of the show. #podcast #supermariobros1993 #supermariobros #nostalgia #nostalgiapodcast Music from #Uppbeat https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/theme-from... License code: LSQO48TVXGOOIV9P

EPISODE 9 'Alien' (1979)

Welcome to @NoCountryForOldFilms Podcast, with Regs & Tommy. We’re discussing the movies that we have watched over… and over… and over again. In an age where nostalgia is king, where the cinema-plex is gone, we’re boldly journeying down memory lane, talking about the movies that shaped us. From the films of our youth, which we know so well we can even remember where the ad breaks are, to first time introductions of classics we missed! Main Topic: Episode 9: Alien (1979) This week Tommy and Regs find themselves in the deepest reaches of space, where NO ONE can hear you POD! Do people not know how to close doors on this space ship? Doesn't a hardened intergalactic trucker know better than to touch a weird space egg? And if the alien didn't get them surely the emphysema would, right? Tik Tok: @nocountryforoldfilms || Instagram: @nocountryforoldfilms || YouTube: @NoCountryForOldFilms || Email: nocountryforoldfilms@gmail.com **************************** And while we've got you, we'd love it if you gave us a 5 star review ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and let us know what you think of the show. #podcast #alien1979 #nostalgia #nostalgiapodcast #alien