The Queer Feet by G. K. Chesterton | The Midnight Archive — Classic Detective Audiobook
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At the Vernon Hotel, twelve gentlemen sit down to the annual dinner of an absurdly exclusive club called The Twelve True Fishermen — twelve members, twelve seats, and a set of silver fish knives and forks so precious the club is half-defined by them; and in a small dark office off the passage a little priest sits alone, writing, and hears something strange: a pair of feet passing up and down the lighted corridor outside, walking at one moment with the swift deference of a servant and at the next with the slow, easy swagger of a gentleman — the same feet, the same man, changing. Nobody has cried out. Nothing appears to be missing. There is nothing at all to investigate, except a sound, and a small priest in a dark room who listens his way straight to the heart of a perfect crime. With Father Brown comes the return of an old acquaintance last met in "The Blue Cross," and one of the most elegant thefts in all detective fiction — presented complete and unabridged, exactly as G. K. Chesterton wrote it, from the Midnight Archive, Nocturnal Tales' library of the classic detective stories that built the genre.
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This is a complete, unabridged reading of The Queer Feet by G. K. Chesterton, first published in 1910 and now in the public domain. Every word is the author's own. Part of The Midnight Archive: three nights of classics every week, alongside four original Nocturnal Tales mysteries.
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💬 QUESTION FOR THE COMMENTS
Father Brown solves it by hearing what a walk sounds like — a servant's step and a gentleman's swagger worn by the same man. How much of who we appear to be is just posture, tone, and the way we move through a room? 🕵️
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Story by G. K. Chesterton (public domain). Narrated and produced by Nocturnal Tales.
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