Not An Adult

The Absolute State of The UK Right Now.

Welcome to Series 2 of NAA! In this episode, we'll catch you up on our life and current plans, discuss noteworthy events in the UK and worldwide, offer some valuablish tips, share some hilarious stories and have a good old moan about the UK. Enjoy the journey, its good to be back! ❤️

The Phillip Schofield Iceberg: Sinking Titatanic Submarines & Bank Robbery

In this thrilling episode we delve into the world of the Phillip Schofield, try to figure out what happened to the missing titanic submarine and provide you with all the latest tips to improve your life, you know the drill.  SHOW BEGINS AT (07:21) :D PHILLIP SCHOFIELD ICEBERG = (32:07) Welcome back to your midweek guilty pleasure, we are back now after a short break while we sort our lives out. Podcasts will be every fortnight until christmas and then back to our weekly schedule. All is explained in the episode :) ENJOY. -TIMECODE- (00:00) - Intro (07:21) - This Weeks Shii Top Tip (19:36) - NAA NEWS (32:07) - Phillip Schofield Iceberg (43:07) - Storytime  Love ya lots see ya next next Wednesday! <3

Festival Smuggling Tips and How Masturbating With Hair Removal Cream Feels.

This weeks show is brought to you by pure dehydration, we sat in the sun drinking all day as most of England did this weekend so prepare yourself for a distinct lack of enthusiasm and large quantity's of self pity. We explore everything from Festival smuggling tips to men smuggling scissors into prison via there bati. So get strapped in and enjoy the ride. - We are currently planning ALOT outside of this podcast for future projects which we will be discussing in our next few episodes so thank you for your support and understanding, as promised we will NEVER miss an episode but this weeks had to be shorter to litterly fit it in! <3 Love you all lots and lots and we will see you next week! -TIMECODE- (00:00) - INTRO (00:48) - What we have been up to this week! We are both extremley hungover and slightly overworked but overall excited for everything we are currently planning! Lauren talks about her First Aid posistion which she has stepped down from after only being paid £7 a month for incredibly hard work and Rudi talks how he has been working on our new website - NotAnAdult.com [https://notanadult.com/] (06:13) - This weeks shiiii top tip! Laurens got some MEGA festival tips for you this week including how you can smuggle alcohol into venues and also how to never lose your tent at a festival! (12:31) - NAA News with Lozza Vegan family complains of BBQ smells passing into her garden. X Factors Wagner joins onlyfans and nobody wants it. A driver is pulled over for speeding but switches place with his dog. (21:52) - NAA News with Rude, LIVE from Denmark. Smuggling scissors into a prison, ouch. A german surgeon has been sacked for asking a cleaner to assist him. (26:18) - Storytime! Ring sting after spicey food. Using hair removal cream to masturbate ends terribly. Sticking hands in a toaster like a fool. (34:34) - OUTRO Sorry we had to cut the episode slightly shorter this week, we are both working incredibly hard outside of this podcast to improve and bring new additions to the show and we are also launching a seperate businsess on the other side of planet, we will be talking about it all shortly in the next few episodes! Just know we are not slipping we are BUSY <3 Love ya lots see ya next Wednesday! <3

This is What Happens When You Drink Cider in the Sun All Day.

Get ready for an alcohol fueled journey this week, the twin rocket boosters were at full tilt from the outset and throughout and subsequently the G-force caused some effects on speech, you may notice it becomes slow n slurry but its actually just how fast we we're going. - Also we have got fully to grips with our new studio, we hope you enjoy the new spacious sound <3 TODAY ON THE SHOW (00:00) - NEW Intro! Since we upgraded the studio, we thought we should upgrade everything else. We hope you enjoy the new atmosphere of daftness :) (00:49) - What we have been up to. Rudi's been working on the new website, its still got some work before its finished but you can check it out here: NotAnAdult.com [https://notanadult.com/] / Lauren explains why our guest couldnt make it this week. (08:12) - This weeks shiiii top tip. Laurens got 2 belters this week and its all based around cleaning hacks, one of which will sort your dirty microwave out. (13:07) - NAA News with Lozza. Ed Sheerans hen ends up getting an asbo. Hotel manager sucks on guests toes. Man gets caught driving without a license but hes been driving for 50 years. (32:00) - NAA News with Rude - LIVE from Tenerife. Rudi's been burying a sardine this week. Michelling Star dining experiences from the edge of space. A couples 80k extension gets knocked down. (40:00) - Football Desk with Martin & Brian. Brians completely lost the plot this week and didn't even get the scores. (42:00) - Storytime. Guy mistakes a brown paper bag for his brother. Sleeping with girlfriends mum. Peeing and girlfriends. Naked and Lost. New bong gives me salmonella. (54:32) - Topics. Conspiracy theory's, the little 3ft people and stoned ape theory. (58:14) NEW Outro. Thank you for tuning in! We will be back in your ears next wednesday! <3 If you'd like to contact us or submit any stories, AITA, confessions, or just want to chit chat, you can do so in person or anonymously. Head over to NotAnAdult.com [https://notanadult.com/] and scroll down to send straight to us! "If you are enjoying the podcasts so far please leave a rating/review on Apple or Spotify, this really helps us out, more than you think! Its free and  only takes 2 seconds! xx " SEEYA NEXT WEDNESDAY! X

Boris Johnson Arrested For Drink Driving In Ukraine, sort of.

Quantum Computing could be the cure to ageing and many other problems that exist today, it could also become best pals with Ai and destroy your nana and mine too. Either way we need to be prepared and informed, so you've got that plus a load of other completely unrelated stuff like 51 year old men being tied up naked in the woods and left to be found by cyclists n stuff, but yeh. Enjoy the best podcast you accidentally found this week...  Today on the show: (00:47) - ANNOUNCEMENT. New studio info and updates on next weeks guest appearance. (01:51) - What We Have Been Up To This Past Week. Our friends cat died so we gave it a proper burial and had a wake at the caravan, rudi on his way to work got bird poo splatted across his forehead and lauren talks about this jokes nerf game we played last night. (06:08) - This Weeks Shiiiiii Top Tip. Lauren hits you with a double bubble this week and shes got some golden infomation regarding ants and ways to avoid infestations this summer, she also talks about how you can use Doritoes as a firelighter. (09:48) - NAA News with Lozza A 51 year old man was rescued from the woods after being tied up as part of a kinky game. A missing woman survives 5 days in the australian outback with just 1 bottle of wine and some sweets. Michelle Obama is fighting the right to rename fire ants to spicey boys, and were behind it. (20:34) - NAA News with Rude / LIVE from Serbia. Boar Testicle Festival antics. Boris Johnson was arrested for drink driving in Ukraine, sort of. Prince Charles iii coronation happened and how much the party costs that your not invited to.  Quantum Computing and how its going to revolutionize the world. (33:20) - Football Desk with Martin & Brian. Manchester 2 - Leeds 1 / match breakdown. Liverpool 1 - Brentford 0 / match breakdown. (35:37) - STORYTIME. Roommate disputes over removal of sausage plunger from communal bathroom. Spraying kids with a hose on the lawn, suspect. You like that daddy? Awkward stuff this one. Shower Bonking goes baaaad. Job interviews with No2 get wierd. (51:50) - Topics. Ai and how it is going to effect the education system and cause disruption to multiple industry's. Ransomware and how prevalent and some deterrents that are available - Thank you so much for your support so far! And apologies if you notice the microphones being weird, still tinkering with the new setup to get things right! Onwards and upwards! <3 If you'd like to contact us or submit any stories, AITA, confessions, or just want to chit chat, you can do so in person or anonymously. Contact us through our 24/7 NAA WhatsApp Hotline: +44 7553378431, or email us at Submit@NotAnAdult.co.uk [Submit@NotAnAdult.co.uk]. "If you are enjoying the podcasts so far please leave a rating/review on Apple or Spotify, this really helps us out, more than you think! Its free and  only takes 2 seconds! xx " SEEYA NEXT WEDNESDAY! X