Too Close Podcast

Ep 28: Met Gala: Hits, Misses, & Fashion Crimes

In this episode of Too Close, we’re getting way too close to the Met Gala looks breaking down the biggest hits, the most painful misses, and the outfits that honestly felt like straight-up fashion crimes. We’re rating the night’s most iconic moments, the most confusing choices, and the celebs who showed up too messy, too underdressed, or just too much (in the best and worst ways). From absolute SERVES to red carpet disasters, we talk all the most notable celebs of the night but of course, our favorites? Sabrina Carpenter and Bad Bunny absolutely ate. Grab your popcorn because we’re judging everyone

Ep 27: DJT as Jesus, Parenting Icks, & People Vanishing From NASA??

In this episode, we dive into DJT depicting himself as Jesus and give our unfiltered thoughts on what is genuinely going on. We also get into the parenting icks that instantly give us the creeps, plus Erika Kirk’s all-black moment that had the internet in a chokehold. Then we read and respond to hate comments the only way we know how: with more hate. And finally, we spiral into a NASA conspiracy about people going missing because apparently we can’t have peace for even one episode.

Ep: 26 Our ER Experience: Michael Jackson, Dementia, & Sweet Treats

In this episode, we dive into our grandmother’s emergency room visit and the full chaos that came with it. In Too Unwell, we break down the good, the bad, and the ugly of her ER trip — from her growing list of symptoms to navigating a frustrating doctor and trying to make sense of everything in real time.We also talk about her goofy antics throughout the whole experience (because even in the ER, she still managed to keep things interesting), and how she’s somehow already back at work at the greenhouse like nothing happened.In Too Personal, we open up about what this experience has felt like for us emotionally, and what it’s been like watching everything unfold with her health.To balance it out, we shift into Too Sweet, where we talk about our weekend sweet treat experiences and the little things that made the week better.It’s emotional, chaotic, and still somehow funny — just another week that proves nothing in our lives is ever simple.keep Gramma Jane in your prayers 💛

Ep: 25 Hate Comments, The CIA, & Artemis II

In this episode we dive into the things that are too personal, too secretive, and too famous to ignore. First up: hate comments what people say online and how it actually feels to read them. Then we get into what feels too evil to fully understand: the CIA and all the curiosity surrounding its hidden world. Finally, we talk about something too famous to escape: the Moon mission and the attention, criticism, and discussion around Artemis II and the women involved in the historic flight.

Ep:24 Suppressed Emotions, Taylor Frankie Paul, & Show Pigs

In this episode we dive into everything—from chaotic childhood memories to the absolute unhinged corners of the internet and real life that somehow feel too insane to be true. Too personal: our hectic lives lately, and the wildly strict grandmother punishment stories we swore we’d never forget (yes… including the soap-on-the-tongue era). Too famous:our favorite actors, the latest Taylor Frankie Paul drama, Timothée Chalamet somehow getting tangled in yet another internet moment, and classic movie posters being reimagined in the coolest way. Too evil: the disturbing true crime stories making headlines, including a woman in a nearby town who shocked everyone with what was discovered in her home, and a teen case involving a tragic hidden secret that left an entire community shaken. Too random: show pigs selling for more than our entire net worth and making us question everything we thought we knew about farming economics.