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Reader Response Theory | The Second Rate Saints Podcast

Hey, check this out, it's a new podcast recording from Second Rate Saints. This time, join Joel and Caleb as they break down reader response theory; a framework for understanding scripture. Is that a serious enough description for everyone? Okay, good, cause I've gotta run and shoot up some some'a'dem varmints in ma yard since they keep eating ma pimentos. You realize how difficult it is to grow pimentos during a Canadian winter? I dun care if I gotta blow that whole dagnam hill away. I know where they hide. I ain afraid of them no more. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the podcast. And hopefully, you can learn something from these Second Rate Saints. Please leave questions, comments, or criticisms below! Want to contact us directly or check out our new book review page? Then come and check out our website at www.secondratesaints.com [http://www.secondratesaints.com]! Want to buy us a coffee? You can do that here! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/secondratesaints [https://www.buymeacoffee.com/secondratesaints]

Liberal Theology: Professions of the Godless | The Second Rate Saints Podcast

In this one, they talk about the gays. And the feminists. And the wokes. And the progressive theologians. And the conservatives. And the fundamentalists. And the atheists. And the agnostics. And the heretics. And the saints. And the sinners. And the popes. And the bishops. And the nuns. And the monks. And the exorcists. And the demonologists. And the angel whisperers. And the holy rollers. And the snake handlers. And the faith healers. And the prosperity preachers. And the end-times prophets. And the rapture enthusiasts. And the flat-earthers in cassocks. And the time-traveling apostles. And the alien abductees quoting scripture. And the vampire slayers with crucifixes. And the zombie apocalypse survivalists building arks. And the werewolf theologians debating lycanthropy in Genesis. And the Bigfoot believers claiming he's the missing link to Eden. And the mermaid missionaries converting Atlantis. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the podcast. And hopefully, you can learn something from these Second Rate Saints. Please leave questions, comments, or criticisms below! Want to contact us directly or check out our new book review page? Then come and check out our website at www.secondratesaints.com! Want to buy us a coffee? You can do that here! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/secondratesaints [https://www.buymeacoffee.com/secondratesaints]

Hermeneutics: Blueprints to the Bible | The Second Rate Saints Podcast

You ever see those new Bob the Builder episodes. Not sure if they're like, new new. But they turned our boy into a CG abomination. What happened to our lovingly, cheaply made Claymation. My son didn't care at all, but that's because he's a baby. And babies are awful critics! That's why I have to get involved now. I don't know if this is woke stuff, but I don't like it! It's weird and new. And nothing new is ever good! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the podcast. And hopefully, you can learn something from these Second Rate Saints. Please leave questions, comments, or criticisms below! Want to contact us directly or check out our new book review page? Then come and check out our website at www.secondratesaints.com! Want to buy us a coffee? You can do that here! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/secondratesaints [https://www.buymeacoffee.com/secondratesaints]

Left Behind (Again) | The Second Rate Saints Podcast

Kirk Cameron is our last hope. Say it with me. Kirk Cameron is our last hope in our fight against Nicolae Carpathia. If we don't move quick, then that ambiguously accented European is gonna take away our guns and cigarettes. Dagnamit, that's not why my great-great-granddaddy died fighting those raskily Balkans. You can take my cigarettes from my cold, dead, red-white-&-blue fingers. Now hush up there, my Full House rerun is starting in a minute and I gotta find out what Kimmy Gibbler has been up to. That girl cracks me up I tell'ya. She gonna be like the next Rodney Dangerfield, mark my words. Johnny Carson gonna be having her on the show any day now, just you wait. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the podcast. And hopefully, you can learn something from these Second Rate Saints. Please leave questions, comments, or criticisms below! Want to contact us directly or check out our new book review page? Then come and check out our website at www.secondratesaints.com! Want to buy us a coffee? You can do that here! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/secondratesaints [https://www.buymeacoffee.com/secondratesaints]

Gnosticism: A Brief Introduction | The Second Rate Saints Podcast Ep. 140

So this was supposed to be uploaded last week, but Josh had to run out and grab some milk before we could upload it. Don't ask me why we had to wait, but he insisted. He threatened my body with physical violence, saying that if I didn't wait for him to personally approve of a episode description, then he would "grab me by my toes and whip me around his head like Willow Smith did with that pony tail in 2013". He's been gone for nearly 12 days now and we're still looking for him. We're trying to lure him out by strategically placing his favourite snack (watermelon jolly ranchers!) around the town. We've had no luck yet so we're probably gonna have to resort to extreme measures.... So sit back, relax, and enjoy the podcast. And hopefully, you can learn something from these Second Rate Saints. Please leave questions, comments, or criticisms below! Want to contact us directly or check out our new book review page? Then come and check out our website at www.secondratesaints.com! Want to buy us a coffee? You can do that here! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/secondratesaints [https://www.buymeacoffee.com/secondratesaints]