Slam Pig!

Slam Pig!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2250264/fan_mail/new] Time to treat your ear drums to another episode of Smeared Mascara. This week you’ll hear about Starbuck’s inconsistent customer service. All we want is a hello and maybe a smile, ummmmkaaaayyy? Brooke shares her Florence and the Machine concert experience. Apparently Flo didn’t publicize the dress code.  Not everyone wears flowy dresses to a concert, Flo. Mandy hopes for the opportunity to see Kesha live with feathers in her hair and a star painted on her eye.  The ladies get in depth about the Netflix show The Crash. Yes, there will be spoilers. Duuuhhh! Lastly, Mandy shares the latest in the Real Housewives of Rhode Island. Who knew that such a tiny state could be so iconic?  So make sure your streaming subscriptions are current, and your chakras are aligned.  Rated LAGB for Losers Always Get Boo’d (especially at the NBA Finals) TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@smearedmascarapodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc] Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/smearedmascarapodcast/] YouTube Channel [https://youtube.com/@SmearedMascaraPodcast?si=hpBf38N2aRvfpLKa]

Cheers To The Next Attempt

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2250264/fan_mail/new] Hello friends and loyal listeners! It’s your favorite pod duo, Brooke and Mandy. In this episode you’ll hear us talk about another assassination attempt on the president. Can you believe how many times this man has cheated death? It’s quite impressive! There’s NO WAY any of this could be fake.  We touch on the biggest breakup of the spring season, Meg & Klay. Some people need more than a talented, educated woman to remain monogamous. Also discussed are our latest tv choices like Euphoria and Love on the Spectrum. Are you watching either of these socially iconic shows? We sincerely hope so. It’s time for you to put on some cutoff denim shorts and wrestle a snake like RFK, because Smeared Mascara is bringing the heat. Rated SSB for Sizzler Salad Bar  TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@smearedmascarapodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc] Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/smearedmascarapodcast/] YouTube Channel [https://youtube.com/@SmearedMascaraPodcast?si=hpBf38N2aRvfpLKa]

There's Only Two Folds I Care About

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2250264/fan_mail/new] Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about their activity levels during the golden age of FitBits, a trip to SoCal, and week one of Coachella. As always, there is an update on the latest government drama. What will Kash Money freak out about next? Will another movie “inspire” a bible quote used in a speech?  Kiss or Miss is back! Hear what the ladies are down for, and what is on the way out.  All this and so much more on this episode of Smeared Mascara! Rated FMB for Foul Mouth Bitches  TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@smearedmascarapodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc] Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/smearedmascarapodcast/] YouTube Channel [https://youtube.com/@SmearedMascaraPodcast?si=hpBf38N2aRvfpLKa]

Pantyhose and Ham

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2250264/fan_mail/new] Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara! Our technical department has been hard at work clearing storage and procuring new equipment to bring you more podcast gold. This week you’ll hear all about Easter plans and the lack of Instagram-able moments, fierce ass women in sports, high school drama, and how the political state of the US is still gross.  So break open those L’eggs pantyhose and serve yourself a plate of ham, because Brooke and Mandy are serving you podcast cuntiness.  Rated AIS for AI Sucks  TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@smearedmascarapodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc] Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/smearedmascarapodcast/] YouTube Channel [https://youtube.com/@SmearedMascaraPodcast?si=hpBf38N2aRvfpLKa]

“Episode One, Season One”

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2250264/fan_mail/new] It’s time for your regular dose of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear the latest about the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Drama moves faster than a Mormon engagement in MomTok World.  Brooke and Mandy also talk about aging and the loss of one’s independence, TikTok content creation as an income stream, and upcoming protests. Of course there is major discussion about cats because our feline children are our lives. Meow, bitches. So grab yourself a dirty soda from Swig and get cozy! Smeared Mascara starts NOW. Rated WWJAD for When Was Jesus A Doctor? TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@smearedmascarapodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc] Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/smearedmascarapodcast/] YouTube Channel [https://youtube.com/@SmearedMascaraPodcast?si=hpBf38N2aRvfpLKa]