Pantyhose and Ham

There's Only Two Folds I Care About

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2250264/fan_mail/new] Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara. This week Brooke and Mandy talk about their activity levels during the golden age of FitBits, a trip to SoCal, and week one of Coachella. As always, there is an update on the latest government drama. What will Kash Money freak out about next? Will another movie “inspire” a bible quote used in a speech?  Kiss or Miss is back! Hear what the ladies are down for, and what is on the way out.  All this and so much more on this episode of Smeared Mascara! Rated FMB for Foul Mouth Bitches  TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@smearedmascarapodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc] Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/smearedmascarapodcast/] YouTube Channel [https://youtube.com/@SmearedMascaraPodcast?si=hpBf38N2aRvfpLKa]

Pantyhose and Ham

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2250264/fan_mail/new] Welcome back to another episode of Smeared Mascara! Our technical department has been hard at work clearing storage and procuring new equipment to bring you more podcast gold. This week you’ll hear all about Easter plans and the lack of Instagram-able moments, fierce ass women in sports, high school drama, and how the political state of the US is still gross.  So break open those L’eggs pantyhose and serve yourself a plate of ham, because Brooke and Mandy are serving you podcast cuntiness.  Rated AIS for AI Sucks  TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@smearedmascarapodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc] Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/smearedmascarapodcast/] YouTube Channel [https://youtube.com/@SmearedMascaraPodcast?si=hpBf38N2aRvfpLKa]

“Episode One, Season One”

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2250264/fan_mail/new] It’s time for your regular dose of Smeared Mascara! This week you’ll hear the latest about the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Drama moves faster than a Mormon engagement in MomTok World.  Brooke and Mandy also talk about aging and the loss of one’s independence, TikTok content creation as an income stream, and upcoming protests. Of course there is major discussion about cats because our feline children are our lives. Meow, bitches. So grab yourself a dirty soda from Swig and get cozy! Smeared Mascara starts NOW. Rated WWJAD for When Was Jesus A Doctor? TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@smearedmascarapodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc] Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/smearedmascarapodcast/] YouTube Channel [https://youtube.com/@SmearedMascaraPodcast?si=hpBf38N2aRvfpLKa]

Misophonia and Other Complaints

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2250264/fan_mail/new] Welcome back to your favorite podcast, Smeared Mascara.  This week you’ll hear Brooke and Mandy discuss more Mormon Wives drama. It never ends with these people!  The hookups, the breakups… the content creation! The ladies get in depth about iPhone storage and the scam of it all. Can we just go back to landlines and note passing? You’ll also hear about the local St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans, a de-transitioning situation, and social media restaurant reviews triggering misophonia. This is an episode you won’t want to miss! Rated NKYQ for No Kings Yass Queens  TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@smearedmascarapodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc] Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/smearedmascarapodcast/] YouTube Channel [https://youtube.com/@SmearedMascaraPodcast?si=hpBf38N2aRvfpLKa]

Hashtag Hoe Weekend

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2250264/fan_mail/new] Pack your bags, hoochies! We are going on a virtual weekend trip for the harlots, hoes, tramps, and hussies.  Those who are skank-curious are also welcome. As always, Brooke and Mandy comment on the current state of our federal dumpster fire. Please don’t stand too close to the toxic flames. The ladies make some consumer confessions during Kiss or Miss. Find out just how long the financial grudges are being held. Also hear how easy it is to make protest signs! You probably have most of these things in your little thotty workshops.  So put on your sunscreen and hydrate because it’s time for a long overdue audio trip to Whore-ville. Rated GBPM for Gator Belts & Patty Melts (and Monte Carlos) TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@smearedmascarapodcast?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc] Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/smearedmascarapodcast/] YouTube Channel [https://youtube.com/@SmearedMascaraPodcast?si=hpBf38N2aRvfpLKa]