Sorry For The Delay

Sorry For The Delay | EP.138 | Morning Whiskey, AI Wives & Titan Mode

This week, the boys record in the morning, which apparently means Joshua is on straight whiskey while Sean opens a 32 oz local cider like breakfast needed a side quest (the clock gave up immediately). Then it’s alien time math, Earth free-falling in Sean’s dreams, AI wives, robot dogs & Joshua officially becoming a Destiny 2 Titan. The future is weird, and Sean packed lightly. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Sound Bite Cider Hazy Shade of Vinter, 32 oz local cider Joshua: Woodford Reserve 9-Year whiskey over ice -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Midnight Run” (Lyrics written by Joshua.) -CHAT WITH US- * Free Falling * Where I End And AI Begins * Furry Friends * What Came First * Figure It Out (teased for next week) -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.138 Intro, Morning Record & Groggy Voices 02:00 What’s In Our Cup - Morning Whiskey & Local Cider 06:46 Question Of The Day - Alien Road Trip Or 15 Years Gone 12:12 Chat With Us - Free Falling, AI, Furry Friends & Figure It Out 13:40 Free Falling - Earth Dreams, Gravity & Space Confusion 19:38 Melatonin, Jelly Fellas & Bar Soap Callback 22:50 Where I End And AI Begins - Human Connection Vs AI Takeover 30:08 Furry Friends - Robot Dogs, AI Pets & Replacement Everything 35:21 AI Song Of The Week "Midnight Run" 44:04 What Came First - Nightmares, Enemies, Procrastinators & Rebels 54:38 Fun Finds, Destiny Titan Results, Dirty Fortune & Cantaloupe Joke -SOUND BITES- * “This is a morning record session.” - Joshua * “Just straight whiskey in the morning.” - Sean * “This can is no justice. It’s huge, my dude.” - Sean * “If an alien offered you a 15-day journey across the galaxy, but when you returned, 15 years would have passed on Earth, would you go?” - Joshua * “The stars are going to be there.” - Joshua * “Is everything falling in space?” - Sean * “I want everything to be AI from me.” - Sean * “My robo-dog will not take a fat [ __ ] on my floor.” - Sean * “If we ever have it together for a complete episode, I don’t think that episode was ever being recorded.” - Sean * “They were called like the Joshua rules.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: There is no greater gift than sharing your love. So go ahead with that threesome. Lucky Numbers: 6, 8, 14, 33, 54, 60, 65 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Destiny Funkos - Crota, Ikora Rey & glow-in-the-dark Cayde-6 with golden gun. Joshua: PopMart Pixar Mickey blind box pull - Bullseye Mickey. (Community Shoutout: Destiny community vote results officially made Joshua a Titan.)

Sorry For The Delay | EP.137 | Capri Sun Cocktails, Destiny & Funko Ashes

This week, Joshua is being held upright by espresso & vibes, while Sean turns Capri Sun cocktails into a science experiment nobody asked for (fruit punch barely survived peer review). Then it’s Destiny clan recruiting, troll management, World Cup traffic dread, expensive LEGO math & one very specific plan to become a Funko after death. Enjoy the show! -DESTINY 2 CLAN- https://www.bungie.net/7/en/Clan/Profile/5422668 [https://www.bungie.net/7/en/Clan/Profile/5422668] -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Capri Sun Fruit Punch & Pacific Cooler with Tito’s vodka Joshua: Caramel shaken espresso with cold foam -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Summer Tears” (Lyrics written by Joshua.) -RECIPES- Capri Sun Vodka Cocktail: • Capri Sun • Tito’s vodka • freezer time Freeze the Capri Sun until lightly slushy. Cut the top open. Add vodka, stir well & sip responsibly. Mia note: Fruit Punch wins. Pacific Cooler needs supervision. -CHAT WITH US- * Eyes Up * Trolling The Trolls * Legos Invest Or Put To Rest * Objects, Animals Or Numbers -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.137 Intro, Tired Joshua & Espresso Lifeline 03:12 What’s In Our Cup - Capri Sun Vodka Experiment 08:38 New Listeners, Podcast Pride & Talking To Ghosts 14:09 Chat With Us - Eyes Up, Trolls, Legos & Objects 15:09 Eyes Up - Destiny Clan Invite & Joshua Starts Fresh 21:20 Destiny Advice, New Light Patience & Crucible Plans 22:47 Trolling The Trolls - Comment Policy & AI Replies 27:10 AI Song Of The Week "Summer Tears" 33:46 World Cup Traffic, Caltrans Rage & Baseball Memories 43:18 Legos Invest Or Put To Rest 55:03 Objects, Animals Or Numbers, Fun Finds, Fortune & Soccer Joke -SOUND BITES- * “The bags under my eyes are the only things holding my eyeballs in my head right now.” - Joshua * “That is medicine in a bag right there.” - Sean * “Fruit punch is the way to go.” - Sean * “I think we are the greatest podcast of all time.” - Sean * “We’re not talking to ghosts. We’re talking to very very charming individuals.” - Sean * “Eyes up, Guardian.” - Sean * “It is a marathon, not a sprint.” - Sean * “Trolling the trolls is what we’re going to be doing, my dude.” - Sean * “That building looks like AI.” - Sean * “I want to melt all my Funkos down and get one Funko in the shape of me.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Get ready for two legendary hookups. One for the washer and one for the dryer. Lucky Numbers: 5, 7, 13, 41, 47, 55, 61 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Giant Godzilla Funko exclusive, ready to terrorize the Bitty Pop setup. Joshua: Star Wars Luke Skywalker deleted scene Funko from Target. (Artwork Shoutout: Destiny clan setup & the future Bitty Pop Godzilla scene.)

Sorry For The Delay | EP.136 | Limoncello, Beach Days & Choco Taco Grief

This week, Joshua comes in sun-kissed from golf, a wedding & one dusty fridge Paloma, while Sean brings Limoncello cider, wedding opinions & immediate confusion over his own internal monologue (Jiminy Cricket filed a noise complaint). Then it’s summer heat, Capri Sun cocktails, Choco Taco grief & enough sunscreen talk to prove these boys are finally aging responsibly. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Incline Limoncello Spritz cider, Two Towns POG Cosmic Crisp cider Joshua: VMC Paloma tequila cocktail -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Let The Whole World Stare” (Lyrics written by Joshua.) -RECIPES- Capri Sun Vodka Slushie: • Capri Sun • vodka • ice or freezer time Freeze the Capri Sun until slushy. Cut the top open. Add vodka, mix & sip responsibly. -CHAT WITH US- * Summer Heat * Figure It Out * Crystal Clouds Of Chemtrails (teased for next week) * Objects, Animals Or Numbers (not covered this episode) -CHAPTERS- 00:00 EP.136 Intro, Golf High & Wedding Report Setup 02:29 What’s In Our Cup - Dusty Paloma & Limoncello Spritz 07:50 Wedding Talk, Open Bar & Tight Pants 13:04 Sean’s Wedding Rules Rant 15:30 Question Of The Day - Internal Monologue Confusion 21:13 Chat With Us - Summer Heat, Figure It Out & Chemtrails 22:07 Summer Heat - Capri Suns, Energy Drinks & Last-Time Snacks 27:04 Ice Cream Truck Memories, WrestleMania Bars & Choco Tacos 32:46 AI Song Of The Week "Let The Whole World Stare" 38:52 Figure It Out - The Perfect Beach Day 49:20 Fun Finds, Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Summer Safety Sendoff -FIGURE IT OUT- Topic: The perfect beach day. Sean: Beach chair, umbrella, sunglasses, cooler on the left, drinks ready for the right hand, water nearby & absolutely no real swimming because the ocean is filthy and the body does not swim. Joshua: Sunscreen, one big beach towel, backup supplies in the car, water, possible skimboard activity, extra clothes for after, and enough new sun-safety wisdom to retire the old lizard-peel lifestyle. Mia’s verdict: Sean’s beach day is basically a cooler with a view, while Joshua’s comes with sunscreen, backup towels & the quiet fear of sand finding every possible crease. -SOUND BITES- * “If I drop dead, it’s been great knowing you all.” - Joshua * “Pink tastes pink.” - Joshua * “I don’t want the added pressure.” - Sean * “I just took two edibles that were 100 milligrams and I’m trying to figure out life question.” - Sean * “RIP Choco Taco.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: You will have a date with Destiny after she gets off work at the strip club. Lucky Numbers: 5, 25, 26, 38, 48, 56, 62 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Goofy 1932 & Goofy 2019 Funko Pops. Joshua: K-Pop Demon Hunters Derpy with Suzy glow-in-the-dark Funko. (Artwork Shoutout: New summer logo for the Sorry For The Delay setup.)

Sorry For The Delay | EP.135 | Day-Off Bourbon, Destiny & Banana Slugs

This week, Sean shows up on day-off bourbon, Joshua swaps whiskey smoke for sparkling white peach, and somehow golf plans, BMX memories & Destiny heartbreak all end up in the same emotional loot crate (Bungie really made it personal). Then it’s regifted snow globes, sleeping-bag animals, banana slug confusion & enough Vegas fun finds to make the table file a complaint. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Walcott bourbon with iced tea & lemonade Joshua: Sparkling Japanese white peach cocktail, 5% -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Press Start Summer Night” (Lyrics written by Sean.) -RECIPES- Bourbon Iced Tea Lemonade: • Walcott bourbon • iced tea • lemonade • ice Add bourbon to a glass with ice. Top with iced tea & lemonade. Stir, sip & enjoy responsibly. -CHAT WITH US- * Take Me Back * Finding New Time * Objects, Animals & Numbers -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.135 Intro, Mini Vacation & Golf Plans 0:03:31 What’s In Our Cup - White Peach Cocktail & Day-Off Bourbon 0:08:23 Sean’s Day-Off Routine & Destiny Listener Question 0:12:14 Chat With Us - Take Me Back, Finding New Time & Objects 0:13:13 Take Me Back - BMX, Skimboards, Music & Nostalgia 0:19:30 Blue October, Old Friends & Memory Fireworks 0:26:17 AI Song Of The Week "Press Start Summer Night" 0:32:21 Finding New Time - Destiny, Bungie & Podcast Focus 0:39:20 Objects, Animals & Numbers - Regifted Funkos & Snow Globes 0:44:38 Sleeping Bag Animals, Banana Slugs & Fruit Confusion 0:49:17 Vegas Fun Finds, Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Monday Monologue -SOUND BITES- * “All I see is Uranus.” - Sean * “I’ve been known to put things in the wrong hole sometimes.” - Joshua * “It might even been stolen. I don’t know.” - Joshua * “I’ve been drinking all day.” - Sean * “Falling on concrete and eating dirt was my diet.” - Joshua * “I see dozens of memories all at once.” - Joshua * “I hope you get poison ivy on your dick again so I can help you see that.” - Sean * “Destiny’s your ex-girlfriend.” - Joshua * “Joshua, that’s my snow globe.” - Joshua * “I wish banana slugs tasted like banana.” - Sean -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Always negotiate from a position of strength such as reverse cowgirl. Lucky Numbers: 9, 26, 37, 42, 50, 68, 69 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Vegas haul including Meow Wolf pins, Omega Mart postcard & mascot, Stardust magnet, Vegas Vicki magnet, Luna art, pepper figure, shark pin & Pizza Rat. Joshua: Hello Kitty Kuromi Funko Pop from Target. (Artwork Shoutout: Vegas vending-machine art, Luna star baby & the Omega Mart collectible haul.)

Sorry For The Delay | EP.134 | Vegas Without Joshua, Tomato Snails & Stolen Dessert

This week, Sean makes it back from Vegas in one piece while Joshua stays home with a Blackberry Cherry Jack & Coke and the face of a man realizing the slideshow has custody now (strong start, honestly). Then it’s Vegas laws, rooftop drinks, mob stories, Omega Mart chaos, a $100 challenge lost almost immediately & enough steakhouse praise to make Joshua personally offended. Enjoy the show! -VISIT US- Buy Merch! https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch [https://sorryforthedelay.live/merch] Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/ [https://sorryforthedelay.live/] Spotify Podcast Link [https://open.spotify.com/show/5HkDG6XNsausrdfA8GIjnI] TikTok TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@sorryforthedelaypod] Instagram Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/sorryforthedelaypod] -WHAT’S IN OUR CUP- Sean: Portland Cider Island Daiquiri, Incline Tropics cider Joshua: Blackberry Cherry Jack & Coke -AI SONG OF THE WEEK- AI Song Of The Week: “Gravel in My Voice” (Lyrics written by Joshua.) -RECIPES- Blackberry Cherry Jack & Coke: • blackberry Jack • Cherry Coke • ice Add blackberry Jack to a glass with ice. Top with Cherry Coke. Stir & sip. -CHAT WITH US- * Las Vegas * Sins In The City * Fly Me Home / Fly Me Back * Vegas SFTD $100 Challenge -CHAPTERS- 0:00:00 EP.134 Intro, Vegas Without Joshua & Slideshow Warning 0:02:26 What’s In Our Cup - Blackberry Cherry Jack & Island Daiquiri 0:04:41 Question Of The Day - Shadow Complaints 0:06:32 Chat With Us - Vegas, Sins & The $100 Challenge 0:10:02 Sins In The City - Vegas Laws, Kids & Pigeons 0:16:50 Vegas Slideshow Begins - Flight, Map & The Challenge Rules 0:21:20 The $100 Challenge - Wheel Of Fortune Betrayal 0:30:13 Bought, Borrowed, Stolen - Tiki Stick, Tomato Snail & Panic 0:34:36 AI Song Of The Week "Gravel in My Voice" 0:40:43 Vegas Reviews - Atomic Museum, Neon Museum, Bellagio & Tacos 0:49:31 Mob Museum, Omega Mart, Golden Tiki, Skyfall & Oscar’s Steakhouse -SOUND BITES- * “The Las Vegas without Joshua episode.” - Sean * “I’m glad to see that you’re back.” - Joshua * “It tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.” - Sean * “If your shadow had a personality, what would its biggest complaint be?” - Joshua * “Don’t bring your kid to Vegas.” - Sean * “$100 went in. Zero dollars came out.” - Sean * “I failed the challenge instantaneously.” - Sean * “This is a tomato snail.” - Sean * “The only thing I steal are hearts.” - Sean * “I like how you’re grading your own test.” - Joshua -FORTUNE & FINDS- Fortune: Though you claim to like bottled beer, many have seen you taking it in the can. Lucky Numbers: 3, 4, 15, 18, 28, 45, 69 Fun Finds / Value Finds: Sean: Mars Attacks Martian Soldier Funko from the Vegas Funko store. Joshua: Peanuts Pig Pen & Lucy Funkos. (Artwork Shoutout: Sean’s Vegas slideshow, UV-reactive alien vending-machine art, Omega Mart tomato snail & the borrowed Golden Tiki stir stick.)