Super Definitely Not Problematic

Pea Foam is a Scam, and So Are You.... Season 2, Episode 10

We’re not foodies — we’re hungry. There’s a difference. In this week’s episode, we break up with fine dining, softly and with carbs. Keep your foie gras, your edible flowers, your pretentious little pea foam. We want rice. We want ketchup chips. We want serotonin in a regular quantity. Also: why “I’m a foodie” is the new “I studied abroad once,” Hilary’s ongoing beef with overpriced tasting menus, and a gentle reminder that not everything needs to be deconstructed and served in a shot glass. Plus: • ayahuasca retreat… are we paying to throw up with friends or is it a life changing experience? • A nationwide quest for a Canadian-only liquor that was probably smuggled by moose because King Don and the tariffed penguins have made it impossible for us to have nice things. • Simone’s increasingly unhinged Malibu lifestyle (yes, it is made in Windsor) • Hilary’s delusions of grandeur and pop stardom (she thinks she’s the main character in Glee — Season 1, not even the good chaos seasons and we just don’t have the heart to tell her….) • A full-body cringe at SkinnyTok and its desperate rebrand of Tumblr-era malnourishment with a claw clip and a Stanley cup like we wouldn’t notice • Hilary’s rise on vendetta TikTok, where the pettiness is served in vast quantities • And remembering the exit of every U.S. TikToker’s 3-hour exodus from the app, complete with soft piano, trauma oversharing, and "you probably won’t see me again… unless I post tomorrow." Mood: Starving, spiteful, and just trying to find a liquor store that stocks emotional closure. SEO Tags We’ll Deny Writing: anti-foodie podcast humor, Tumblr core TikTok rant, Hilary pop star delusion arc, ayahuasca storytime, Malibu lifestyle podcast, Stanley cup SkinnyTok satire, TikTok creator exit drama, Canadian alcohol quest, King Don satire, claw clip culture roast, chaotic Gen Z podcast.

Season 2, Episode 9: Filler, Penguins & Other Things That Should Really Stay Put (like filler in your face, penguins in Antarctica, and Bill Clinton’s dick in his pants.)

Welcome back to Season 2, Episode 9 — we took a short break because… honestly, life is a bit of a shit show. Like, Congress-level messy. If vibes were legislation, we’d be filibustering our feelings. (Legal note: this is a metaphor. Please do not subpoena us. We cannot afford a lawyer and also we are just girls.) This episode is a full-body experience — from the boob massages of rural Italy to the hammams of Morocco (and existential shame). Simone returns from her steamy saga feeling cleansed, confused, and mortified (in that exact order), while Hilary shares the emotional arc of walking back to a ski chalet in socks, because snow boots are for people who still believe in consequences. We unpack the ethics (and public health nightmare) of stick-and-pokes from the streets of Tanzania (potentially problematic? Definitely. But the vibes are ✨immaculate✨), and how Simone’s TikTok accidentally evolved from “just vibes” to full-blown feral girl thirst traps — complete with DMs that range from marriage proposals to “hey, I saw you in my dreams last night, where are you right now?” (Sir. Be so serious.) Filler that migrates like your ex’s morals Hailey Bieber’s yacht party and our ongoing yacht-based delusions (jealousy or... ?) Longboards, ski helmets, and the downfall of millennial fearlessness Monica Lewinsky x Call Her Daddy — the crossover we didn’t know we needed but we ABSOLUTELY loved (go off, girliepop!) Penguin tariffs — because apparently even flightless birds can’t escape late-stage capitalism. (We don’t know either.) And Barron Trump’s sad tech guy origin story. (Free the penguins. They’ve already got a tux, let them go to the gala.) Plus: porn, patriarchy, and whether some dudes are born with fists or just wired that way (gross) And of course — the ongoing investigation into the forbidden topic of our time: how does a woman ask for a happy ending at a massage parlour? Is there a secret password? A wink? A punch card system? (Asking for a friend.) We Tajín this seriously. (Sponsor us, Tajín.) SEO But Make It Cute: Moroccan hammam etiquette, stick and poke safety Tanzania, how to ask for a happy ending as a woman, botox gone wrong, yacht party Hailey Bieber, filler migration, ski fail stories, Monica Lewinsky interview, thirst trap TikToks, Twin Flames cult restaurant, penguins and climate change, Barron Trump tech rumors, longboarding cringe 2025 ✨For everyone who’s ever said “you have to laugh or you’ll cry” — welcome, we do both. P.S. Justice for penguins. They’re out here getting tariffed in formalwear while filler is migrating and men are still asking if “happy endings” are real for women. One of these things deserves freedom. (Hint: it’s the penguins. And also us.)

Would you buy Twitter instead of solving world hunger? Season 2, Episode 8: Lobotomies, Liberation Day and Elon 👊 🔥 🇺🇸

This week, Hilary and Simone are not feeling chill, because the world is basically a dumpster fire with WiFi. Things did get a bit more serious than normal, but when reality feels like a bad satire, what else can you do? So, naturally, we decided to unpack some of history’s greatest hits and today’s worst takes—while sipping on some liquor from Tanzania, because why not? Cheers. We start with life before penicillin—when a simple paper cut could turn into your villain origin story. Then, we check in on Elon Musk, who is once again proving that having billions of dollars doesn’t make you a genius. Buying Twitter instead of solving world hunger? Groundbreaking. We also discuss Liberation Day and how Trump’s “liberation board” is giving strong Denny’s breakfast menu energy—except instead of pancakes, it’s serving up chaos. Lobotomies make an appearance, because honestly… should we get one? Would it help? We weigh the pros, the cons, and whether a few jabs to the prefrontal cortex might be a relief at this point. And, of course, we take a moment to express our deepest gratitude to the men of history who so graciously allowed women to vote and have passports. Wow. So kind. So selfless. If you love sharp takes, unhinged history, and coping with the downfall of civilization through millennial humor (and a stiff drink), this episode is for you. If you love sharp takes, unhinged history, and coping with the downfall of civilization through millennial humor (and a stiff drink), this episode is for you. Super Definitely Not Problematic—the podcast that pairs existential dread with bottomless sarcasm, because if the world’s gonna burn, we might as well roast some marshmallows. Listen now before Elon ruins Spotify too.

These are a few of our favourite things: Season 2, Episode 7: Feet Pics, Sex Tapes, and Dunkaroos

This week, Hilary and Simone ask the big questions: Should we start selling feet pics? Is there a tasteful way to monetize your toes without telling your parents? Can you write off a pedicure as a business expense if your arches are your brand? Would you join a cult if the starter pack came with matching water bottles and passive income? These are the entrepreneurial and existential dilemmas of our generation. Then, as always, we spiral. Cue the international candy chaos: Mexican spaghetti candy that tastes like regret and childhood confusion, and a passionate campaign for the return of sauces with snacks. Dunkaroos walked so modern candy could run—but instead, it just... stood there. Flavorless. Dry. Alone. Things get even spicier when we play “Most Likely To,” where we learn: – Simone would 100% critique herself in her own sex tape, probably in a notes app labeled “constructive feedback.” We also learn that unfortunately Hilary claps when the plane lands. Yes, she is that person, and yes, she’s ashamed. Finally we unpack our deeply shared fear of phone sex (seriously, no), and confront the burning question: does Simone have a sex tape à la Kim Kardashian? No comment, but the cloud is a dangerous place. Listen before Simone's Icloud gets leaked. 🚨 SEO-friendly buzzwords: feet pics for rent, Canadian sugar shack, maple taffy dreams, Mexican spaghetti candy, bring back candy dips, Dunkaroos nostalgia, digital sex tape mystery, Kim Kardashian energy, phone sex avoidance, millennial chaos. 🚨

The Second Place Generation... Season 2, Episode 6: Cookie Butter, Cosmic Fate, and the Worst Ways to Die

In this deeply philosophical (and by that, we mean absolutely chaotic) episode, Simone and Hilary get way too into their zodiac signs. Do the stars actually know them better than they know themselves? Probably. Are they still side-eyeing the whole thing? Also yes. Then, it's a deep dive into the Beta Generation—both the kids and the fish. Coincidence? Almost certainly. Are they doomed to a lifetime of second place? The jury's still out. But wait—there's more! We debate the absolute worst ways to die (spoiler: they’re all terrible), attempt to rebrand the word stubborn (because it's just passionate with bad PR), and praise the unparalleled joy that is everything bagel spice and Trader Joe’s cookie butter (AKA the two pillars of millennial snacking). Also, let’s take a moment to appreciate that Merriam-Webster’s Instagram is 100% run by a Gen Z intern, and it’s everything. Educational? Yes. Sassy? Absolutely. Better than your favorite influencer? No question. So buckle up—whether you're rage-tweeting about airplane etiquette (to recline or not to recline?) or struggling to understand why journaling is an actual thing, this episode is for you.SEO-friendly buzzwords: astrology, Gen Beta, worst ways to die, airplane drama, journaling struggles, everything bagel spice, Trader Joe’s cookie butter, Merriam-Webster Instagram, millennial chaos. Listen now before we get canceled (again). 🎧