The Cosmic Eye Roll: Because some days the only chakra open is sarcasm

Protecting Your Energy: The Fundamentals of Spiritual Safety

Step into the sacred sass zone where we break down what you think you know about witchy basics — and what actually matters when it comes to spiritual protection and practice. From energetic shields and veil-thinning to the non-negotiables of doing your own damn research, we’re pulling back the curtain (and maybe burning a little incense while we do). Whether you’re new to this or just need a cosmic recalibration, Moon and Mystic are here to lovingly roast the TikTok trends and remind you: intuition is powerful, but knowledge is protection. If you have your own story or experience you want to tell, email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com [thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com] or click the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpJ1lU5qCinFWZzN7r4qw8jDfZfcUMoe-kqyWl2xHxoLaC7A/viewform?usp=header

The Sacred, The Scary, and The Stepkids

In this cosmic vent session, we’re letting it all out — the chaos, the complexities, and the unexpected heartaches of parenting. From navigating the unspoken rules of step-parenting to the everyday overwhelm of raising small humans (or big ones), we're peeling back the curtain on the moments that make you question your sanity and your strength. This one’s for every parent, bonus parent, caregiver, and soul who's ever felt like they're flying blind through a storm of expectations. It's raw, it's real, and it's served with a cosmic eye roll and a little love from the void.   If you have a story to tell or want to share your experiences, email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com [thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com] or click the link below! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpJ1lU5qCinFWZzN7r4qw8jDfZfcUMoe-kqyWl2xHxoLaC7A/viewform?usp=header

Neurospicy and Proud: No Filter, No Apologies

In this episode, we’re diving into the vibrant world of neurodiversity, exploring the many flavors of neurospicy diagnoses — from ADHD and autism to sensory processing differences and beyond. We share our personal experiences, debunk myths, and embrace the quirks that make us who we are. Whether you’re proudly neurospicy yourself or want to learn more, this episode is a candid, compassionate, and sometimes comical journey through the spectrum of neurodivergence. If you have a story to share or want to tell us your different diagnoses, please click the link below or email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com [thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com] https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpJ1lU5qCinFWZzN7r4qw8jDfZfcUMoe-kqyWl2xHxoLaC7A/viewform?usp=header

Chosen Family vs Blood Family: The Hard Truths

In this episode of The Cosmic Eye Roll, we’re diving into the complex world of family — the ones we’re born into and the ones we choose. Join us as we explore the beauty, chaos, and healing found in chosen families, while also unpacking the weight and expectations that often come with blood relatives. Whether you’re navigating boundaries, celebrating soul connections, or questioning loyalty, this episode has something for you. Have a story to share? Click the link or email us at thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com [thecosmiceyeroll@gmail.com] https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpJ1lU5qCinFWZzN7r4qw8jDfZfcUMoe-kqyWl2xHxoLaC7A/viewform?usp=header

Triggered But Thriving (Kinda) Pt2

You thought we were done? Not even close. Part 2 of The Cosmic Eye Roll’s Vent Session is here — and we’re going even deeper. More rants, more raw honesty, and maybe even a touch of healing through laughter. Life’s absurd, and we’re leaning all the way in. Join us for another round of cosmic catharsis. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScpJ1lU5qCinFWZzN7r4qw8jDfZfcUMoe-kqyWl2xHxoLaC7A/viewform?usp=header