The Early Podcast

Ep. 17 - BECOMING RATED X (ft. Lucia)

Lucia invites Brandon and Michael onto her podcast Rated X [https://open.spotify.com/show/1goC6bykui97yGRB00jCFD?si=E6nDk_eET3aekQltVw8Vxw&nd=1] to discuss their answers to the famed Rice Purity Test. There's a catch, of course, in classic TEP fashion: at any given moment, Michael and Brandon have to insert 2 lies created by the other host. Lucia has no idea. She's in for the ride of her life. In the editor's opinion, this is Brandon and Michael's funniest episode yet. Don't forget to check out Lucia's podcast here [https://open.spotify.com/show/1goC6bykui97yGRB00jCFD?si=E6nDk_eET3aekQltVw8Vxw]. Please check out her podcast! We had an absolute blast on her show and ultimately we did technically yoink her content so we kind of owe her. Give her a follow and listen to all of her stuff -- it's great. Call, text, or leave us a voicemail at 734-904-9280 to be a guest on a future episode, or to apply for the open Social Media Manager position. The position of Social Media Manager (PAID) is: STILL OPEN (last checked 49 seconds ago) *the above posting will update automatically. service provided by Glassdoor (est. 2008)*

Ep. 16 - TEP One Year Anniversary

Mike and Brandon are back and better than ever in this special one year anniversary episode of TEP.  It wouldn't be a one year anniversary without bringing back the fan favorite, and favorite fan, Sydney.   Tune in to watch us call Sydney and ask for a job reference for someone that she does not know.  Mike and Brandon then discuss conspiracy theories both true and fake and involving Drake!  Stick through the end of the podcast to listen to our reference interview on Sydney to see if she can be a homie for someone she does not know. Link of the day: tinyurl.com/tepsydney  Excited to announce our new social media manager Sydney! Call her at 734-904-9280 to be a guest on our next episode!

Ep. 15 - CHRISTMAS IN JULY (ft. Ghosts of TEP Past)

HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL! Mike and Brandon finally deliver on their promise to celebrate Christmas in July with a full length, feature-heavy TEP Christmas episode. Tune in to the SEASON 5 FINALE for gift giving, reliving warm memories, and interviews with ghosts of TEP past, featuring heavily suggestive questions, of course. GIVEAWAY LINK (ENTER BY CLICKING ONLY ONCE): https://tinyurl.com/tepchristmasgiveaway [https://tinyurl.com/tepchristmasgiveaway] Want to be on the podcast? Have a question, comment, or concern? Want to shit on our trash takes? Call / Text / Leave us a voicemail @ 248-701-0904

Ep. 14 - RAT WITH BIG BALLSACK

Mike and Brandon do a deep dive into each others' Twitter likes, shit on their fanbase (that's you), and argue about which sports are good and which sports are absolute dog shit trash ass (basketball). Get mad in the comments and call our number: 248-701-0904

Ep. 13 - Don't Talk to Me or My Son Ever Again (ft. Sydney and Albi)

Welcome back.... Mike and Brandon play the worlds most heated game of rock paper scissors ever and then dive straight into the depths of Tinder.  Join us as we rate Tinder profiles and even get a live phone interview with a Tinder Match.  Stay tuned for our newest segment called The Fill as we give an update on the grand opening of a Chick-fil-A in our hometown. Link of the Day: tinyurl.com/TEPchickensandwhich As always if you would like the be featured on the podcast call or text us at: 248-701-0904