The Hero With 1,000 Rockin' Faces: The Epic of Failgamesh

Episode 13 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Races

In which Failgamesh encounters the pale people, who hold a terrible secret, and frees them.  The original tablet was discovered and translated by Englebert Mengele of the North Chicago Institute for Fretting Over Uncontrollable Events and Nervously Checking Your Phone.

Episode 12 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces

In which Failgamesh meets the bartender Siri, who warns him about the madness of his quest but in the end gives him directions for his search for immortality.  This tablet translated by Diamond Leonards of the Yale Institute of I Can't Feel My Skin and Who Left The Toilet Seat Up Again.

Episode 11 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces

In which Failgamesh sets out to meet with Dudemanpishtim and achieve the secrets of immortality, meeting along the way the deadly Scorpionmen who guard Mount Smashu.  This tablet first translated by Reginald Donchuwantit of the Kent School of Talking About How Big Your Dick Is and Napping.

Episode 10 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces

In which Failgamesh mourns the tragic loss of his biffle, Friendkidu. Tablet X was first translated in 1889 by Sir William Shithead-Finglebingle of the Cambridge Institute of Touching Yourself and Eating Reheated Pizza. We are grateful as always for the reading of our anonymous British stage actor.

Episode 9 - The Hero With A Thousand Rockin' Faces

In which in the Gods afflict valiant Friendkidu. Tablet IX was translated by Super Mario Krugman of the New York Institute for Getta Loada This Guy and Disappointment. As always, we are grateful for the reading of our anonymous British stage actor.