The Rule of Scary

Terrifier 2, Welcome Back!

Andrew and Jason review Terrifier 2 (2022). Definitely not too Artsy. Get it? He is the Clown. Get it?

Weapons: Do Not Invite Family To Live With You

Andrew and Jason review Weapons (2025) Weapons is about a small town called Maybrook where 17 third-grade children mysteriously vanish at 2:17 AM, leaving only one boy, Alex, behind. Come check out this beauty, it has so much to offer. I'm talking, a drunk school teacher, a funny meth head, a hot dog lunch, that lady form Uncle Buck, odd forking, and maybe the identity of my son's actual father! (Hint, its Josh Brolin) #GOODSTUFF

Poltergeist: This House Is Kinda Clean

Andrew and Jason review Poltergeist (1982).  Some, just regular, people have a family and then some bad things happen. This film is a really thorough look at the breakdown of the nuclear family after a television goes on the blink. Stick around for drunk and entitled paranormal researchers from the University and a very small woman with a big stage presence. BEST DAY EVER!

John Carpenter's The Thing: The ultimate in drippy terror.

Andrew and Jason review John Carpenter's The Thing (1982). A favorite body horror movie about the little alien that could... After a gentle alien becomes stranded on Earth, the being is discovered and befriended by a young boy named Mac. This movie has everything! Parts to a lot of living things, buckets of KY Jelly, Sexy Kirt Russell, and type 2 onset diabetes. Everything!

In A Violent Nature: Lets take a walk in the woods......FOREVER

Ok Andrew, here is this damn episode!  Andrew and Jason review In A Violent Nature (2024) Let us WALK you trough this nature documentary / atmospheric horror BLAH BLAH BLAH...