The Waiting Room with Maria and Nouri

Episode 10 - Delusional Artists, Useless Labels, & More Music Industry Math

In this episode of The Waiting Room, Maria and Nouri pull out the calculator and call out the chaos. From artists with delusional expectations to A&Rs who ghost like it’s their full-time job, nothing is off-limits. They talk about the girls skipping sessions for soft launches, the artists who post more matchas than music, and the growing narrative that labels “don’t do anything” if you’re not on New Music Friday. If you think a vibe is a strategy, this one’s for you.

Episode 9 - Boy Math Isn't Mathing

In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of The Waiting Room, Maria and Nouri unpack the chaotic equations that make up Boy Math—from delusional dating logic to emotionally unavailable calculus. The girls break down the irrational formulas men live by, like thinking 2 business days is an acceptable reply window or believing a situationship is commitment. But don’t worry—it’s not all jokes at their expense! They also take a moment to share what they genuinely love and appreciate about men. It’s shade and softness in perfect balance.

Episode 8 - He's A 10 But Not Cultured

In this “He’s a 10: Cultured Edition,” The Waiting Room with Maria and Nouri takes a hilarious spin through the subtle signs he wasn’t raised right — like saying “no thanks” to your mom’s cooking, not owning a single sewing kit cookie tin, or not flinching when seeing a wooden spoon. We’re not here to educate — we’re just here to laugh.

Episode 7 - Certified Girl Logic

In this episode of The Waiting Room, Maria and Nouri diagnose the symptoms of being chronically female. We’re talking girl math that actually adds up, “he’s a 10 but…” scenarios that deserve real therapy, and irrational icks that make total sense. It’s a safe space for overanalyzing, spiraling, and defending every delusional thought with full confidence. You’re not crazy — it’s just Certified Girl Logic.

Episode 6 - For the Ones Who Raised Us

In this special Mother’s Day episode, Maria and Nouri open up about the women who shaped their lives—sharing personal stories of love, sacrifice, and spiritual guidance. Whether you're celebrating your mom, remembering her, or navigating complex emotions around motherhood, this heartfelt conversation is for you. They also discuss how faith plays a role in honoring mothers and share love and empathy for those who grew up without the kind of mother they needed or deserved.