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Ep. 83: Machete vs. Hatchet; A Review of Warcraft

Welcome to Episode 83, where your hosts finish a great run of video games to movie adaptations with the movie "Warcraft", available on Netflix. Your hosts follow their same pattern of disarray as they devolve into a heated debate on whether they want a machete or hatchet in a fight. What off-brand mystical creatures roam the lands of "Warcraft." And the logistics of eating chocolate-covered strawberries. On a serious note, this will be your hosts last record for at least a little while. Unfortunately other life responsibilities have gotten in the way for your hosts and it is with heavy hearts that this decision was made. Jess, Bridget, and Brett cannot express how much enjoyment we got every week from putting this show on and are so happy that we got to share it with each one of you cluckers. Thank each and every one of our listeners for allowing us to be a small part in your lives. In particular, thank you to Intern Josh and PiZZA STEVE for your efforts to improve our show. This production would be of a far worse quality if you two were not a part of it. This is not good bye, it's just a so long for now.

Ep. 82: It's Giving Wombat; A Review of Need for Speed

Welcome to Episode 82 where we touch tendons, flick ligaments, and continue our review of video games turned movies with Need for Speed. Does Jess even know the players on her fantasy team? Is this kamikaze mission really where our taxpayer money is going? What was the bathroom situation on this cross-country road trip? Next week, we will be finishing our video games turned movies theme with Warcraft, available on Netflix! Is there a movie or series you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at ⁠⁠TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠ [TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com] Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram.

Ep. 81: Cash Checks and Snap Necks; A review of Five Nights At Freddy’s

Welcome to Episode 81, where we are watching the next installment of our “Video Games That Became Movies” themed movie called Five Nights At Freddy’s. Are you excited to hear Brett explain more legal concepts for the 81st episode in a row? Does anyone else draft their Fantasy Football team based on vibes? How many pounds of drugs do you think you can hold in your butthole? Next week, we will be watching Need For Speed which is available on Max! Is there a movie or series you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at ⁠TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com⁠ [TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com] Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram

Ep. 80: White People in the Middle East; A Review of Prince of Persia

Welcome to the opening volley of the video game movie adaptation genre. In this review of "Prince of Persia," the gang talks about white people running around the Middle East. In addition to this, the gang talks about Jake Gyllenhall's ascent and prompt descent in his heyday. The political-familial underpinnings of adopting boys from the street. And a helpful editors guide to a use of "slo-mo". Join us next week, where we check in with how Josh Hutcherson's film career has gone in the absolute stand out "5 Nights at Freddy's," available on Amazon Prime.

Ep. 79: Scary Boomer Shitposting; A Review of Camp Rock 2

Welcome to our final installment of the Summer Camp theme, where we discuss the woes of being subjected to Boomer shitposting on social media and review Camp Rock 2. Was Brett being sneakily recruited for a "mining equipment operation" in Venezuela? Is getting heartburn from White Claws the mark of getting old? Is a quesadilla a sandwich? Join us next week when we open our new theme of Video Games Turned Movies with Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, available on Disney+. Is there a movie or series you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at ⁠TDTTTCPodcast@gmail.com⁠ Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve