Two Man Dance

Perfectly Balanced | Week 18

Oh hell yeah, Two Man Nation! It's the unprecedented week 18 showdown for all the marbles! Dreams are dashed, Sam Darnold soils the sheets, Big Sloppy secures the championship ring then Murf smooches it, and Midland City remains the classiest franchise in 2MD history as Tom laughs at the cosmic joke of it all. Hope you enjoyed this season as much as we did, and we'll see you soon for season 10 (aka, 2MDX)! P.S. Stay tuned for any number of bonus off-season pop-up episodes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 FINAL STANDINGS 🕺 Big Sloppy (9-9) 🕺 Midland City (9-9) 🏈 TOTAL POINTS 🕺 Big Sloppy (2,948) 🕺 Midland City (2,839) 🏈 WAIVER MOVES 🕺 Midland City (0) 🕺 Big Sloppy (0) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2MD PODCAST LINKS Instagram | @twomandance [https://www.instagram.com/twomandance] YouTube | Two Man Dance [https://www.youtube.com/@TwoManDance] TikTok | @twomandance [https://www.tiktok.com/@twomandance] Tip Jar | Listener Support Page [https://two-man-dance.captivate.fm/support] #2MD

The Replacements | Week 17

Midland City completes their improbable (inevitable?) climb to the top of the standings, and Big Sloppy holds on to the overall point lead at the finish line of this historic season, so you know what that means... Murf & Tom have a week 18 dance with destiny! Fuck the math, the 2MD replacements draft is live! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Midland City (9-8) 🕺 Big Sloppy (8-9) 🏈 TOTAL POINTS 🕺 Big Sloppy (2,825) 🕺 Midland City (2,733) 🏈 WAIVER MOVES 🕺 Midland City (0) 🕺 Big Sloppy (0) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2MD PODCAST LINKS Instagram | @twomandance [https://www.instagram.com/twomandance] YouTube | Two Man Dance [https://www.youtube.com/@TwoManDance] TikTok | @twomandance [https://www.tiktok.com/@twomandance] Tip Jar | Listener Support Page [https://two-man-dance.captivate.fm/support] #2MD

Midland at 20,000 Feet | Week 16

Tom delivers his largest margin of victory this season in a win or go home matchup for Midland City, John Lithgow inspires Murf to fire off a GIF hex from the sky, the blue painter's tape is out and about, and the week 18 whispers become week 18 howls, so stay tuned! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Midland City (8-8) 🕺 Big Sloppy (8-8) 🏈 TOTAL POINTS 🕺 Big Sloppy (2,671) 🕺 Midland City (2,543) 🏈 WAIVER MOVES 🕺 Midland City (0) 🕺 Big Sloppy (0) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2MD PODCAST LINKS Instagram | @twomandance [https://www.instagram.com/twomandance] YouTube | Two Man Dance [https://www.youtube.com/@TwoManDance] TikTok | @twomandance [https://www.tiktok.com/@twomandance] Tip Jar | Listener Support Page [https://two-man-dance.captivate.fm/support] #2MD

Tinker Keys | Week 15

Tom battles a cold, Midland City is deeply unwell after a pivotal loss pushes the storied franchise to the brink of elimination, and Murf suggests the Men in Black pay Caleb Williams a visit. Also, with the week 18 replacements game on the line, Tom asks Murf the biggest question of the season: "Was your dream just a dream?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Big Sloppy (8-7) 🕺 Midland City (7-8) 🏈 TOTAL POINTS 🕺 Big Sloppy (2,525) 🕺 Midland City (2,346) 🏈 WAIVER MOVES 🕺 Midland City (0) 🕺 Big Sloppy (0) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2MD PODCAST LINKS Instagram | @twomandance [https://www.instagram.com/twomandance] YouTube | Two Man Dance [https://www.youtube.com/@TwoManDance] TikTok | @twomandance [https://www.tiktok.com/@twomandance] Tip Jar | Listener Support Page [https://two-man-dance.captivate.fm/support] #2MD

A Pie in the Oven | Week 14

Midland City wins big while catching a whiff of two hundo, Murf serves as Tom's therapist, Tom serves as Murf's emotional support, and the 2MD theme song is (finally) born. Gotta have faith... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 🏈 STANDINGS 🕺 Midland City (7-7) 🕺 Big Sloppy (7-7) 🏈 TOTAL POINTS 🕺 Big Sloppy (2,336) 🕺 Midland City (2,164) 🏈 WAIVER MOVES 🕺 Midland City (0) 🕺 Big Sloppy (0) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2MD PODCAST LINKS Instagram | @twomandance [https://www.instagram.com/twomandance] YouTube | Two Man Dance [https://www.youtube.com/@TwoManDance] TikTok | @twomandance [https://www.tiktok.com/@twomandance] Tip Jar | Listener Support Page [https://two-man-dance.captivate.fm/support] #2MD