Vile and Horrendous

Death By Lime Scooter | Vile And Horrendous Episode 6 | Joe DeRosa

Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous! Big news this episode...we finally settle on a name for the crew in the other booth. We went through the submissions you supplied us with and a winner is declared...well, sort of. From there, I get into lime scooters, which have officially crossed the line from annoyance to public safety hazard. A drunk British woman in Australia hopped on one and killed a man. The judge's closing statement to her is possibly the greatest sentence I've ever heard in my life. I'll let you hear it for yourself. Then I finally make good on a promise from a couple episodes back and declare war on progressive parenting. We then close out with 3 Pig Talk stories from viewers like you: a 1000mg edible at Applebee's goes wrong, a bathroom standoff that's more complicated than it sounds, and an anonymous listener whose revenge on a shitty manager is so disgusting I can't in good conscience describe it here. You've been warned. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 06 Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:54 - New Name For The Producers? 00:16:05 - More On Morons: Lime Scooters 00:28:42 - You're Wrong: Kids Are Running Wild 00:41:04 - Pig Talk 00:52:38 - Wrap Up Here's my other places: Tour dates: https://www.joederosa.com/calendar [https://www.joederosa.com/calendar] IG: https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy [https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy/?hl=en] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joederosacomedian [https://www.tiktok.com/@joederosacomedian] All of the things: https://www.joederosa.com/ [https://www.joederosa.com/] YMH: https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios [https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

The Mandalorian & Grogu Ruined My Weekend | Vile And Horrendous Episode 5 | Joe DeRosa

Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous, it's the first time we've recorded before noon, and I have to say the energy is different. Whether that's good or bad, you can decide. This episode has a spine running straight through it, and that spine is: everybody is ripping you off and lying to your face about it. It starts with me seeing "The Mandalorian and Grogu" on opening day like a complete idiot, which launches us right into why I have done a complete 180 on AI destroying Hollywood. I know. I'll explain. From there, I tear into the full movie theater experience and I mean all of it. The concession prices, the commercials before the movie, the people who talk through the whole thing. I also have photographic evidence that steak and lobster at Sizzler is cheaper than movie theater popcorn and a soda. Not a bit. A fact. I also go after the airlines credit card pimping at 30,000 feet, TSA Precheck, and the slow death of any dignity left in air travel. It all ties together, trust me. And finally, some headlines, including an update on Igor the seal-rock guy, who now has an explanation for himself. It doesn't help him. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 05 https://www.joederosa.com/ https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios/ Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:18 - Star Wars, The Mandolorian, & Grogu 00:05:46 - You’re Wrong: The AI Problem 00:17:23 - More On Morons: The Miserable Movie Theater Experience 00:32:00 - Flight Log: First Class Is BS 00:39:20 - Whatta World: Obsession Director Gets A Bag 00:44:27 - Tourist VS Seal Update 00:47:24 - Robert Fripp's Shaved Balls 00:51:58 - White Wimenz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Hollywood & Washington Are the SAME Industry | Vile And Horrendous Episode 4 | Joe DeRosa

Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous, still a weekly podcast and still looking for a better name for the Pussy Hounds. If this is your first time, this show is about all the little things that make me look around and go, what the hell is wrong with people? In this episode, I kick things off with some surprisingly good news from my blood work, which makes absolutely no sense given what I was doing the week before. I then get into the epidemic of regular, non-famous people screaming their political opinions into the social media void for just a few likes and why I'm begging them to just get a friend and a cup of coffee instead. From there, I tackle the idea that Hollywood and Washington are literally the same industry. They've economized ethics and they have monetized morality. I mean, Biden signed with CAA, Chelsea Handler bought a house from RFK...they're all in bed together despite appearances and I've got the receipts. I also react to a fresh batch of headlines I haven't seen before, including Britney Spears doing exactly what you'd expect in an LA restaurant, a tourist who thought a Hawaiian monk seal had it coming, and a South Korean temple that just ordained a robot monk. And we close out with some Pig Talk, a brewery worker with a rage-inducing story about a toddler and a sarcastic dad, and a listener whose drinking days took a particularly disgusting turn. You'll see. Vile & Horrendous Ep. 04 Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:34 - Lesbians, Key West, & Holding It In 00:07:33 - More On Morons: Screaming Into The Void 00:14:16 - You're Wrong 00:25:55 - Whatta World: Britney Spears Did It Again 00:34:02 - Tourist Jailed For Throwing A Rock At Seal 00:36:47 - Robot Monk Ordained In Korea 00:40:37 - Somebody Threw Something At Eric Clapton 00:41:00 - Pig Talk: Kids In Bars 00:51:16 - Little Something In My Drink 00:56:28 - White Wimenz Here's my other places: Tour dates: ⁠https://www.joederosa.com/calendar⁠ [https://www.joederosa.com/calendar] IG: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy/?hl=en] TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@joederosacomedian⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@joederosacomedian] All of the things: ⁠https://www.joederosa.com/⁠ [https://www.joederosa.com/] YMH: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios [https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

People Need to Keep Their Fun To Themselves! | Vile and Horrendous: Episode 3 | Joe DeRosa

You yelled it into the void and the "powers that be" listened! Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous...now a weekly podcast!! Once again, if this is your first time, this show is all about the little things that make me look around and go, what the hell is wrong with people? In this episode, I banter with the peanut gallery, who we really need to come up with a better name for, before correcting myself with another RETRACTIONS segment. Next, I've got a bone to pick with those peddle bike mobile bars that plague our streets and mourn the discounted death of Spirit Airlines. You don't know what you've got til it's gone, I guess. I also react to a batch of news headlines involving a waterlogged Waymo, a lost Crypto password, creepy school board members, and Benedict Cumberbatch on a bike. I also get into a Pig Talk story from a listener that completely stopped me in my tracks. Jesus, you people are truly vile! Vile & Horrendous Ep. 03 Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:44 - BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 00:03:22 - Retractions Coca Misspeak 00:04:08 - More On Morons 00:13:27 - Flight Log 00:23:09 - Whatta World: Producer Nicknames 00:26:13 - Benedict Cumberbatch's Bike Fight 00:32:24 - Wet Waymo Recall 00:43:12 - Creepy School Board Guy 00:48:39 - Pig Talk 00:52:22 - White Wimenz Here's my other places: Tour dates: https://www.joederosa.com/calendar [https://www.joederosa.com/calendar] IG: https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy [https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy/?hl=en] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joederosacomedian [https://www.tiktok.com/@joederosacomedian] All of the things: https://www.joederosa.com/ [https://www.joederosa.com/] YMH: https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios [https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

It Takes A Big Man To Admit When He's Wrong | Vile and Horrendous: Episode 2 | Joe DeRosa

Welcome back to Vile And Horrendous. If this is your first time, this is a podcast about all the little things that make me look around and go, what the hell is wrong with people? In this episode, I get to introduce a new segment on the show that proves to you people I am perfectly capable of admitting when I am wrong. Speaking of wrong, I've got a problem with regular people trying to be the news these days. People are so loose with the word "reporter" and all these people on the "frontlines" are doing is clogging the pipeline of truth. There’s also a new moron on my radar and I can't stress this enough, park or get off the lot! I'll break down this parking lot problem for you in real time with video evidence. Plus, I react to a new batch of news headlines I haven’t seen before, which goes about as off the rails as you’d expect. I also get into a Pig Talk story from a listener who had an anal emergency on the way to a date. Hope have room for seconds, folks! Vile & Horrendous Ep. 02 https://www.joederosa.com/ [https://www.joederosa.com/] https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy [https://www.instagram.com/joederosacomedy/?hl=en] https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios/ [https://www.instagram.com/ymhstudios/] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:51 - Retractions & Protractions 00:08:38 - More On Morons: Parking 00:14:42 - You're Wrong 00:20:50 - Whatta World: Shannon Elizabeth Joins OnlyFans 00:27:01 - Sperm Racing World Cup 00:34:09 - ChatGPT Snitched 00:39:24 - Mac N Cheese Scheme 00:45:46 - Pig Talk 00:53:12 - Plug My Shit 00:54:27 - White Wimenz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]