War Panda Radio

Waterloo

The crew of the Hayurei touch down at a Mimic transit port that looks almost exactly like London, if London had been designed by someone working entirely from second-hand descriptions and a very strong opinion about telephone boxes. Their mission: find Lady Deadheart, extract her from Orvak Trenholme's ship, and get out before anyone notices. Simple enough. New to the crew: LämbNix — part lamb, part human, all Waterloo — a port guide with a skateboard, a sensible pricing structure, and strong opinions about who deserves rescuing. Also: McWordy gets a new body, most of the crew get new voices, and weirdness increases by 3.7%. This episode's original song: Gate 7. A podcast unlike any other as to whether that's a good thing, we leave for you to decide.  From the mind of Aric Voss and his increasingly unmanageable crew, in glorious MP3 mayhem. Official Website 👉 warpandaradio.com [https://warpandaradio.com/]

Run for your life

The gang has been on the run for over 50 days. McWordy is driving everyone crazy with his love for Skylar, so a grumpy Remus goes for a run to clear his head. Meanwhile, Lady Deadheart and Tirene reminisce about their youth, and Aric snoops around the ship's hold. Elsewhere, Orvak Trenholme is fixing a virus and continues to be the classic villain of the piece. As usual, the mundane turns into the bizarre, and a simple walk turns into a run for your life. Things are never going to be easy when your friends are an alien panda and Deadheart royalty! 🎵 Featuring Original Music: "Bets and Bounties" – Lyrics by Aric Voss, performed by our AI band, No Slop Here. Official Website 👉 warpandaradio.com [https://warpandaradio.com/]

Seasons Greetings

Christmas arrives at Aric’s house with mince pies, awkward traditions, and quiet reflection, as the found family enjoys a rare moment of calm. Elsewhere, Orvak Trenholme is closing in on Earth far faster than expected. As the day unfolds, old memories surface, difficult choices loom, and Lady Deadheart takes matters into her own hands in the name of Christmas. What begins as a peaceful holiday quickly becomes a test of trust, loyalty, and how far you go to protect the people you care about. This episode's original song by AI house band ‘No Slop Here’ is "Not a Christmas Card"   Official Website 👉 warpandaradio.com [https://warpandaradio.com/]

Blue and Gold

Cyber Monday hits harder than expected. While Remus, Aric, and Mc-Word-y argue about pies and haircuts, Skylar delivers bad news: Orvak Trenholme is racing toward Earth, his braking burn set to light up the December sky before he arrives to kill everyone except Lady Deadheart. Suddenly the house needs defences, Aric needs a reality check, and Mc-Word-y needs to stop doing crypto scams to fund the upgrades. Meanwhile aboard the Hayurei, Deadheart unveils Remus’s gift a stunning new blue-and-gold armour, complete with a brain-linked hover drone We receive an intercepted transmission between Orvak and Kovosh confirms that War is coming and biscuits won’t save them this time. From the mind of Aric Voss and his increasingly unpredictable crew, we present this comedy-drama thingy, brought to life by the power of zeros, ones and MP3 compression.   This episode's original AI song is “On the Eve of War.” Official Website 👉 warpandaradio.com [https://warpandaradio.com/]

Trick or Treat

Welcome to our Halloween special. Aric is reluctantly dragged trick-or-treating through suburban Carlisle by his motley crew: Remus, McWordy, and Lady Deadheart. Halloween is the one night a year a giant panda, a symphora-plated space adventurer, and a robot can blend right in. Mostly. By the end of the night, everyone staggers home through the autumn leaves—Aric's stress levels peaking, Remus bouncing on sugar and alcohol, and Deadheart just being Deadheart. From the mind of Aric Voss and his increasingly unpredictable crew, we present this comedy-drama thingy, brought to life by the power of zeros, ones, and MP3 compression. This episode's original AI song is “The Void Howler.” P.S. While tonight seemed as harmless as a daytime soap, Orvak Trenholme's closest advisor—a proper nasty bit of work—is more than halfway to Earth. When he arrives, it won't be jolly hockey sticks and tiffin. Official Website 👉 warpandaradio.com [https://warpandaradio.com/]