Brains, Brawn, and Bougie

60 is the New 30 - Prepare NOW!

Eileen says it best…“if it wasn’t for my disintegrating joints, I do feel like I’m in my thirties.” We all agree, there is A LOT of trauma happening at Target! Just ask Grandma Patty! Freeballing in muumuus and rocks in socks boobs are probably in all of our futures. Renée glitches her way though life and the podcast.   Why do we always feel younger than our actual age? The ladies discuss this in detail and agree that old age is always 20 years in the future! Plus, how do the different generations view aging? As usual we don’t have all the answers, but we talk a lot anyway!

Online Dating - The Good, The Bizarre, and The Murder!

Renee questions if some companies may not have everyone's best interest in mind when they market their products….NO (S$%@) KIDDING!! Eileen has initiated the official dating challenge! It’s unanimous, no murder dates for Patty! This week, the ladies discuss online dating and, surprisingly, keep pretty much on topic. No worries though, you are still going to laugh while learning about bizarre dates and how exhausting it really is to be good at online dating! This episode might be best listened to over a glass (or 2) of wine because you are definitely going to start thinking about your own dating history - the good and bad!!

Do We Really Need This?!

Eileen confirms that bears do indeed shit in the woods and she pees at Camelback. Wine is always the perfect gift. Fast fashion will be the end of us all. Eileen will not be buying Birkenstocks anytime soon but insists penguin sweaters are a staple. Meanwhile, Patty and Renee will most likely be wearing the same shirts every other podcast. Learn what we REALLY think are only landfill items!

Invisible Labor

June Cleaver was our mom’s role model. It’s hard to shake that in one generation. Eileen is still affected by the childhood drama of her father spelling her name incorrectly…YIKES! We all love people visiting, but what we love most is when they leave. Renée wins for having the most “live in guests.” Patty’s wisdom for the perfect motherhood experience….be a single mom of ONE daughter.   In this episode, we delve into the invisible labor and emotional heavy lifting many moms do every day. And, as typical with our conversations, we tend to solve one problem and bring up many more. Oh well, it just means we have to keep making podcasts until all the world’s problems go away. We call that “job security!” Chapters * 00:00 The Manosphere and Women's Rights * 44:21 Financial Literacy and Independence * 53:00 Invisible Labor and Gender Roles * 01:06:09 Health, Recovery, and Medication * 01:13:39 Concluding Remarks and Humorous Reflections

Plastic Surgery: Not IF - But WHEN

Big boobs just means big bras. A medical punch card would benefit Eileen, buy 11 and get the next one free. Confidence is key- Midwest women don't show pain, we just pack the trauma in. This week we share personal stories of plastic surgery, including the reasons behind it and the extensive list of non-elective surgeries undergone by one of us! This episode is perfect for you if you have had plastic surgery, are considering plastic surgery, or don’t ever want to go under the knife! Takeaways * Plastic surgery and body image * Emotional impact of plastic surgery Body image and self-acceptance * Health and wellness awareness Chapters * 00:00 The Journey of Plastic Surgery * 26:09 The Emotional Impact * 36:50 Body Image and Self-Acceptance * 55:14 Health and Wellness Awareness