But...I Digress...

The Buzzard Story

On a road trip, I have an unexpected and unwanted encounter with a buzzard, which results in a truckload of Bubba's, paramedics, and mechanics never looking at me (or buzzards) the same way again.

The Dangers of Re-Gifting

What happens when an ugly cookie jar gets re-gifted? Hilarity ensues as the hapless victim of the re-gift attempts to get a refund on the gift. Oops!