Fist you Podcast

NOT OUR FAULT WE’RE TAUGHT GARBAGE BUT OUR FAULT IF WE DON'T UNLEARN IT, TASTE UR LUBE & FLERKING

In this episode, we rub all sorts of things on our bodies. We start with reviewing The Butters Lube, two luxurious blends of oil-based lube. Then Southern Butter massage oil and Seagrape massage oil. Archie reviews long-distance sex toys by We-Vibe that utilize phone apps for far-away fun. We answer a listener's question about cis-centric language when it comes to sex + relationships when you're not dating cis folks. It's not our fault that we were taught all this garbage, but it is our fault if we don't work on unlearning it.

MERMAID KINK, A RESPONSIBLE BUT CLUMSY TOP, I DON'T WANT CHEESE ON MY DICK, & BREAKING UP W/ UR VIBE

Archie and Ethel stay warm talking about wax play with Agreeable Agony's beautiful colorful candles! Ethel HATES on a sex toy, surprising all of us. How to break up with your vibe, how to tell your partner to stop eating pizza during sex, dating a cape vrs dating a hoodie, and lots of weird stuff!

BOUDOIR PRANKS, VAGINAL FLORA, PEGGING DILDOS, WOMANIZER, BEING QUEER, POLY, AND FAT

Sexual resolutions, bedroom pranks, and some homemade remedies for keeping vaginal flora healthy! ALSO: gay zines by Jared Rourke (aqueerpress.com )and reviews of the fanciest Womanizer and a new anal dildo, The Rookie by Pleasureworks

"I JUST WANT U TO B YRSELF BUT MEAN 2 ME" EPISODE 50

Ethel talks about her bottoming dreams. Queer sex book reviews. Your new fav suction cup dildo and the lube you need. Archie gives some highlights from a workshop they went to! O yeah we made it to EPISODE 50!!! Thanks fisties!

LUBE IS LIFE ALSO DOGS & MAGIC WANDS ARE NOT COMPATIBLE

Relax and have a glass of wine with this episode! Archie's friend Moose joins us! We answer your questions and give a PSA on how we all should be using all the lube all the time!