Something Most Would Believe Impossible | Lip Service Podcast (feat. Pat Dean)
This episode of the LIP SERVICE podcast features PAT DEAN, the man, the myth, the 50 time Velveeta room employee of the month. A man who self identifies as “no semen, just fire,” who allegedly shits diamonds, has definitely had sex with a woman, and is both extremely funny and suspiciously confident.
Together the gang tackles the real issues destroying modern civilization: whether bringing your new man to meet your evil ex situationship is empowering or just advanced psychological warfare, how to stop looking like a total pussy at the poker table, and why straight women keep finding men spiritually repulsive the second they start flirting.
Elsewhere in the chaos: emotional cuckolding, stick-and-ball masculinity, Shakespearean levels of romantic suffering, lesbian experimentation logistics, hot criers, bald men dating strategies, and the possibility that some men are being Pavlov-trained by female sadness.
Bad advice. Good intentions. No qualifications.
0:00 Intro
1:53 Guest intro: Pat Dean
13:33 ~~~ Audience advice ~~~
14:04 Evil ex situationship invited me to the bar… so I brought another man
19:03 How do I not look like a pussy at the poker table?
24:51 I’m straight but men repulse me when I flirt with them
31:11 Moved to Texas to build something “impossible”
34:36 How do you date nowadays?
41:37 My boyfriend got boners when I cried
45:55 How do I get my bff to dump her boyfriend?
50:38 Is Sarah psychic?
1:00:02 Plugs
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