Punday News Roundup

IDK About This Lost Dad | Fast Brake Gets Furious | Doc Loses Patience | Buzzworthy Spelling Bee

Idk how this dad got lost. | Man Can’t Stop Stealing Break Fluid. | This Doc’s Patients Is Tested. | Can’t See This Spelling Bee Winner Coming

Postriarchal Hiring | CupState Wedding | Waiting Tables Have Turned | H2O Too?

Apparently the post office won’t letter work here? | Congrats Mr. and Mississippi! | Ads brought to you by NY State Library | Professional Crastinator turns himself around. | Water you doing? Trying to kill me? | Today’s Pun Pro Tip brought to you by Terry Lee Crafts https://youtu.be/pJFkYCl2x-I

Good Juju at Karma Restaurant | 25% Oof | I Pee What You Did There | Previously…On Lost Dad

New restaurant deservedly named Karma opens. Servers are just waiting to get a chance to work there. | Wind blows a quarter of a roof off. | Giant fire hydrant attracts IP | Dad found by the power of Rock!

Croc of An Investigator | LL Dr. J Said Knock You Out | Ghost Delivery Hiring | I C What U Did There

1. COVENTRY: Special investigator scales a case for a missing tail. 2. PAWTUCKET: Doctor runs out of patients and allows self administering of anesthesia. 3. CUMBERLAND: Ghost Delivery has odd hiring practices. 4. EAST PROVIDENCE: Heckler at a comedy club. PUN PRO TIP: L. Frank Baum

Daylight Savings Update | Octoshark Fight | Man Wants Lawyers Present | Attractive Landfill

Peaceful protestors speak out about daylight savings time. | Who’s is the victor in a fight of shark vs. octopus? | Fake Ad break brought to you by Sculpt 101 | Lawyer from Lincoln gifts us with his presence. | Magnets make for one attractive landfill @MamaFoxFire brings us todays Pun Pro Tip. You can find her on Twitter, Instagram, Twitch and Tik Tok! Email us at Punprotips@gmail.com!