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568 Days and He Walked Out to Steal a Police Car | Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

After serving 568 days in jail, an Alabama man walked out, saw a corrections vehicle in the parking lot, stole it, and got arrested less than two miles later. Freedom lasted minutes. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we talk about one of the shortest release-to-rearrest timelines imaginable.

Breaking INTO Jail | Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

An Alabama man cut a hole in a jail fence from the outside, crawled in with meth, and tried to sell it to inmates through a broken window. Only to get chased back out through the same hole and arrested. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we get into the rare crime of someone breaking into jail instead of out of it.

Craig Made His Point | Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

A Florida man got so angry that his neighbor kept feeding his pet peacocks that he killed two of them, cooked them, ate them, and confessed it all in a letter. Then told deputies he’d kill the rest when he got out of jail. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we cover one of the darkest and most bizarre neighbor disputes yet.

The Hot Dog Did It | Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

A Florida woman got mad about a neighbor parking near her yard, put on a hot dog costume, and toilet papered the car while drunk at 4 PM on a Monday. No one. Not police. Not the court. Not the public, knows why she was dressed as a hot dog. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we break down a neighborhood dispute that became a full-costume misdemeanor. What is the most unhinged part of this case?

Inflatable Pool Sailors | Raggedy Crimes & Chaos

Two people launched an inflatable kiddie pool into the Gulf of Mexico during a small craft advisory and had to be rescued by a marine deputy. Because apparently somebody had to learn the hard way that backyard pools are not boats. In this episode of Raggedy Crimes & Chaos, we get into the launch, the rescue, and the sheriff’s office reminder that should never have been necessary.