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Why Your SEO Might Not Be the Problem

You're paying for SEO and not getting the results you want. Before you sack your SEO — ask yourself: are you the problem? Hi, I'm Nikki Pilkington [https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/] and in this episode of SEO Fucking What [https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/] podcast I'm flipping the usual script. Instead of calling out dodgy agencies and cowboy SEOs, I'm looking at the other side of the relationship: the client. Because sometimes good SEO work goes completely to waste, and it's got nothing to do with the person doing the work. I'll walk you through the seven habits that make you a dream SEO client — from telling your SEO what your business actually does, to giving real feedback instead of "looks good, thanks," to the single most important one: telling your SEO every single time anyone touches your website. She finishes with one concrete piece of homework you can do this week to immediately improve results. Whether you already work with an SEO or you're about to hire one, this is the stuff nobody tells you — and fixing it costs you nothing. Want to understand the SEO side yourself so you can spot when you're being fobbed off? The Non-Wanky SEO course is at nonwankyseo.com [nonwankyseo.com] . Follow SEO Fucking What wherever you're listening so you don't miss the next episode. And if you know a business owner frustrated that their SEO isn't working — send them this one. Links mentioned Non-Wanky On-Page SEO course [http://nonwankyseo.com] Mentioned in this episode: ICN Network

I'm Proving SEO Isn't Dead - And Giving You Two Underused Strategies

SEO has been declared dead at least fifteen times since 1995. Fifteen. And it's still here. In this episode I'm going back to the very beginning - 1993, 670 websites, celebrity names stuffed into meta keywords by people who genuinely believed all traffic is good traffic, the whole sorry mess - and walking you through every major "SEO is dead" moment in history, who caused it, who got destroyed by it, and what actually survived. Because if you understand the pattern, you stop panicking every time a LinkedIn guru announces the next thing that's going to kill search. Spoiler: it won't. It never does. WHAT I COVER IN THIS EPISODE Where SEO started - and how quickly people started gaming it. White text on white backgrounds. Doorway pages. Keyword stuffing so aggressive it'd make your eyes water. Google's arrival in 1998 and the first proper "SEO is dead" panic - and how the industry responded by inventing link farms and article spinning. Same instinct, worse content. The Florida Update in 2003 - like a smaller scale Panda and Penguin, but no less devastating for the businesses it wiped out overnight. Panda (2011), Penguin (2012), Hummingbird (2013), Mobilegeddon (2015), and E-A-T - each one prompted a fresh round of death announcements, each one turned out to be wrong. The AI content flood of 2022 onwards, and why pumping out AI slop was always going to end the same way as every other shortcut before it. The actual search market share data from Q4 2025 via SparkToro: Google at 73.7%, ChatGPT at 2.86%. Yes, 2.86%. Let that sink in next time someone tells you to abandon your Google strategy. And three things that have worked since 1998, survived every update, and will still be working long after the next death announcement hits your feed. LINKS MENTIONED How to use LinkedIn Articles for SEO [https://nikki-pilkington.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/LinkedIn_Articles_Guide_NP-2026.pdf] Non-Wanky On-Page SEO course [http://nonwankyseo.com] SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE If this episode made you roll your eyes at the next "SEO is dead" LinkedIn post - good. That was the point. Make sure you click follow or subscribe in whatever platform you enjoy this in, to ensure you never miss another one. Mentioned in this episode: ICN Network

Why Your Blog Post Isn’t Working and How to Fix It FAST

Hi, I’m Nikki Pilkington [https://linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington]. My site is https://nikki-pilkington.com/ [https://nikki-pilkington.com/] and in this episode of “SEO F**king What” I focus on the harsh reality many business owners face: pouring hours into writing blog posts only to see: * No results * No traffic * No engagement A talk about solid SEO foundations, not just good writing, to ensure blog content gets found and drives results. Some common mistakes include; clever but unsearchable titles, missing metadata, weak or absent internal links, and lack of clear calls to action—that hold back otherwise strong content from ranking on Google. You'll get a practical, no-nonsense SEO checklist to transform your blog post process, boost visibility, and finally see your efforts pay off. 📍REMEMBER: * Ditch clever titles for clear, searchable ones * Don’t skip the basics—metadata matters * Structure and internal links are your secret weapon Follow Me: LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/ [https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nikkipilkington/ [https://www.instagram.com/nikkipilkington/] Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/nikkipilkington.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/nikkipilkington.bsky.social]

Why Your AI Website Looks Great But Fails at SEO (AI Sites Series Pt 3)

Hi, I’m Nikki Pilkington [https://linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington]. My site is https://nikki-pilkington.com/ [https://nikki-pilkington.com/] and in this episode of “SEO F**king What” (the third and final part of the AI Website series) I pull back the curtain on why so many AI-built websites may look perfect on the surface yet fail spectacularly when it comes to SEO. Drawing on 30 years of search experience and a recent audit of five B2B AI-generated sites, I explore the hidden problems lurking in headings, meta titles, robots.txt, sitemaps, schema, site performance, and trust signals—issues that even non-AI sites can suffer from if you don’t know to look! Whether you built your site with AI or not, this episode is packed with practical advice for anyone wanting to get found and make money online. Listen in to find out what’s really going wrong beneath the gloss and how you can fix it. I cover these things, and more: * Issues with homepage H1s * Website SEO and sitemap issues * Common schema issues on websites * Identifying site publication issues * Importance of a human SEO audit Follow Nikki: LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/ [https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nikkipilkington/ [https://www.instagram.com/nikkipilkington/] Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/nikkipilkington.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/nikkipilkington.bsky.social]

"Dangerous Dave" and the SEO Insights Trap

> “Dave has half a story, no context, and excellent confidence. That’s what makes him dangerous.” Hi, I’m Nikki Pilkington [https://linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington]. My site is https://nikki-pilkington.com/ [https://nikki-pilkington.com/] and in this episode of “SEO F**king What”, I’m talking about one of the most common and most exhausting problems in SEO — and it’s not algorithm updates, and it’s not technical debt. It’s Dave. Dave means well. That’s the thing. He just went to a two-day digital marketing conference in Birmingham, sat through a keynote about AI search, and now he’s forwarding you articles at 9:00 PM on a Tuesday with a subject line, “Have you seen this?” You have. You saw it six months ago. Here’s what I’m covering: * Who Dave is — and why he takes so many different forms in your business * Why Dave usually gets it wrong, and why that’s not entirely his fault * The problem with conference keynotes, cheap SEO tools, and LinkedIn engagement bait * Why dismissing Dave outright is the worst possible strategy * How to create a process for handling Dave that actually protects your SEO strategy * When to take Dave seriously — because sometimes, he’s onto something If you’ve got a Dave in your orbit right now — a sceptical stakeholder, a conflicting tool, a partner’s contact with strong opinions — send them this episode. It might save everyone a pointless meeting. Get found. Make money. Stop stressing. Get yourself a Nikki, not a Dave. Links mentioned: Non-Wanky SEO Courses: https://nonwankyseo.com [https://nonwankyseo.com] Follow Nikki: LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/ [https://www.linkedin.com/in/nikkipilkington/] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nikkipilkington/ [https://www.instagram.com/nikkipilkington/] Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/nikkipilkington.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/nikkipilkington.bsky.social] Mentioned in this episode: Join our blogging masterclass Blogging Masterclass [https://seofuckingwhatpodcast.co.uk/masterclass]