The Christmas of a Lifetime

Wishin' and Hopin'

This week, Jacob and Jesse learn Quebecois from Molly Ringwald in Wishin' and Hopin'. Discussion topics include ridiculous accents, the real meaning of Christmas, and what makes a top-tier saint.

Always and Forever Christmas

This week, Jacob and Jesse watch Beth Broderick break every law of physics in Always and Forever Christmas. Discussion topics include love, Christmas, the best present, and why it's not a dog.

Every Day is Christmas

This week, Jacob and Jesse watch Toni Braxton relieve holiday trauma in Every Day Is Christmas. Discussion topics include love, Christmas, one hundred limousines, and how many ghosts is best.

Snow Power Is Go Power

This week, due to a series of hilarious and heartwarming Christmas catastrophes, we are releasing Jesse's "Snow Power Is Go Power" mathematical derivation in its unedited form. We will return to the regularly scheduled episodes next week. Topics include Christmas, love, tau-sub-tau, and Val Kilmer.

Merry Liddle Christmas

This week, Jacob and Jesse watch Kelly Rowland try to save her increasingly chaotic Christmas in Merry Liddle Christmas. Discussion topics include love, Christmas, electronic Santa door greeters, and the validity of peach cobbler as a wintertime treat.