The Secret Broadcast

Episode 0400: For every man alone thinks he hath got

EPISODE 0400: FOR EVERY MAN ALONE THINKS HE HATH GOT Release date: 2026-05-18 A glitched view of a shortwave transmitter [https://secretassets.colinlabs.com/images/0400.jpg] ----- START OF BROADCAST ----- Welcome to the secret broadcast, sequence 0 4 0 0. (Die Kunst der Fuge, Contrapunctus II by Johann Sebastian Bach) We have a message for the people in the Occupied Zone: Stop and stare at the hard working man. Stop and stare at the hard working man. Wood is best for making toys and blocks. Wood is best for making toys and blocks. Ready!11 3333 UDXIM OGJEM SSJEU RTLWO HFXLX NJXLB PQURT UGJCA QHFGR RKXLE TPXFQ HUKNT GPEZS IJZLP HLOHN DSFQS SDYLJ BHIKX XHUNM CJFAN JMAHC NNQIC WJTWZ DYUZO FQDOM ZVRIY JPWPQ EWFVR SNRLY LYCXB PVZVB BRKXW PTPHB Ready!22 2222 NSKHT KFDAT IRPKN OPCRX XHOZT PIDOQ JAAMM IWQPO KNCBH FFSSO RKALL IENXF CMIWB VIRJM DZTCN UGRFN GYDYT KRTHI BZYHJ NEFFU YHTNY OEMRK Ready!33 1818 LAEKN RGNCZ BSKON YVPBE FNTJS BSDME ULQMS NCVLF PHMWT XPIEZ KGBVO ODOXN BHNKJ QYDTB TALER TIXKU WGLFZ NUXLX Ready!44 3434 CRRDQ SKSGY PKQFC CBYXV INOXZ JZRFQ TRSPJ KSUMK IGSVA VCLWZ IYUKO FBSDX OIQMM HIYBM HHXNE JNGEF AVQXJ AFGEN CVBOP OFYNR VHOMY UWOEV ZLBGP GDKEO NDAUS NKALJ JUQWZ HAJSY EXNWC GIDFB HIKWH XDLMI YVNCR RZTJP Ready!55 2626 WVWPA TGZFF WAGKK REYDA ZZSTQ GASTL NBSXE SICXQ NBQEU HIZLG HZADN GACUY LBXNO IKSDM IQTDL BTWDD BIVZF FXJGT QQOMF XWHTP BUWGB MKIHU LULZJ DDFRQ YAKID RRNOI Ready!66 3333 SQJFN XEWFH LPOTQ FQPMJ LHLOR OUFPT PGNTK POHND ZOKYZ NCMHQ MJXFY NNOVW CDVVL SAJHL ESOIP DQYDA SSOLO NZXYT ZLIES AEMWW QRPJG GLYVP SBUDT IKYBH IGPUW CKOQZ AFVIW QFPBA ULZRI VYGII RLBKC RQLQX TLJLY Ready!77 3535 CXHQL JSWON LWYIM XBBMZ DEQUH LISMY IFMQT NCNIW XUNKI MIWKA QIKSG RODMJ ZXOXL YSXCY NCLKQ PXWIA DTLTJ YXHLE EJOOT RHFTF YGBDW NVRJW XCVTY KZPML MYFBF VJCKA HERDJ PMQET LIXKV TGVDT CFJLB AUQJT PHSUN LZSMS BDWSX Ready!88 1616 OBASF PVKLO OCOMG DVRLV MFQFU KIOKE PBIDP ZTODH CELFX SWFDK IBVGO EKNOV EKZAZ TYUGH KUFUW CHLAU Ready!99 3131 APBDE LVFYQ JSUQM KBYRK EIWHE SXVCD MDIPY AFXBN NLKXV CRLLF PQDXC PJVMP IOPJR YFHVO JZHMI UZXWO OHFVT XVTVS KJAGT CTJRS VLGPL WUVLW RZQZS EWZVV QJBYM QWYPD MHOJP NLMKQ UYPCH KSQTX ZHMFR END OF TRANSMISSION ----- END OF BROADCAST ----- DECRYPTION If you have the decryption key for any of these messages, you can learn how to use it [https://secretbroadcast.net/about.html#encryption], or you can decrypt it with the decryptor tool [https://secretbroadcast.net/decryptor.html]. SOURCES * Die Kunst der Fuge, Contrapunctus II by Johann Sebastian Bach [http://www.mutopiaproject.org/cgibin/make-table.cgi?searchingfor=Mutopia-2006/04/02-719]

Episode 0399: Or shipwracked in the sea

EPISODE 0399: OR SHIPWRACKED IN THE SEA Release date: 2026-05-11 A glitched view of a shortwave transmitter [https://secretassets.colinlabs.com/images/0399.jpg] ----- START OF BROADCAST ----- Welcome to the secret broadcast, sequence 0 3 9 9. (Air ('on the G string') by Johann Sebastian Bach) Begin!11 2929 ZLNUM CZYZD EDAKI HXPPY YIEGS FASNY YFGBO YHZPZ LGHYB PJQOX STEXK VBUZY DNUHO YNYAI QYCRS LYPNT GLITQ VEXPC QANRT THDSU HREDS KFUZG OPPTS RRPPW XZBEB PEVCK THSJC OBYOD DPCEN Begin!22 2929 RVMMR PYXSZ JASMG GZPGO OFUUT UQPGW SREUH NEIQG ZZNKE MNYVB XDDJD ZBCPW GPRTM AJUDQ HNQFC NMBWD ECHRY QUOAG PGHVU CHQEV KTSKE SPAXV USBQF YDCTI BSEMT ZELAN AGLYD GSZZL ACVWF Begin!33 3434 ZZLVW YFQHA QVQXZ CDZKC YJMEJ MUNTC WQZNB PHWSD UHRSZ YWHMT IFJFX GKOIB EBJBI UEUTL EVYBN CCWYY ZSXBG DCKYN FHRSO ZPKRN FUWUO IGEXP OQXCE JQTHH TPQWW DUVVJ CWIUX FKLSA OBLFP YFVHL GLENS QQVPB LFZVU XSWTU Begin!44 3434 UTRFT POBXH QEKKP XWNFT XBODH NYTLI BVBQM EUIEW QAHPS KONBA CADAJ AHMJC EGUCZ WTGZT SRHWR NMERD GZOSY INCVG WIGOH VBOMW KIDME IBNYE GHHBD XSTPQ HFUQU RJADC TSEDM CASPY GVOBN RPBEJ IDCSG HUPDW ZUYNS XSUQT Begin!55 3030 WEJCS JMCVJ TUAZF CJOSY CCCCM MXBME DRIGN EGXXB AJLTI JEVZC QAHAH RKUJU WAPAM FFPTP RYZMM NOETF MXKDE ZEKZM TOIYY IHCRS MBXJS XVBWO XJJRL DDVLU LOHVO NCBQK QKUAV MGPBM IQFQU FEHVK Begin!66 1818 TRNZS ERZVG OMNRR MSURM KDHVF EGZTR HDSXF SWTLY JAKHY ZMEUX SODGL MSBZD WVIJO XBLSJ APVVE CRWMN UTJMT JMHJO Begin!77 1818 ZJLHX AXHXD ILDBG EGLEX MJKFL PZTEH SYJAT ZAACJ FGKRR NAGBG MNRQU BYVER IIEXZ VRCLH GVPXG HGMAL ZCVJF QIIDN Begin!88 3030 MYCCZ AVJIH NYPGB OVONW BJSAJ ZTHSZ VXCOU WWXNQ SPXKG BRVDP FCSMS CONIL TFZCW YTGRF PZKPF VNUDN JKAPE PSZEW PNGKZ WMPZS BMYBP QKBMK IHXYL HISPG MHEPH XTVDU YYBVI ZTJRF JBMEE JWTMY We have a message for the people in the Occupied Zone: There is a thin line between love and hate. There is a thin line between love and hate. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. END OF TRANSMISSION ----- END OF BROADCAST ----- DECRYPTION If you have the decryption key for any of these messages, you can learn how to use it [https://secretbroadcast.net/about.html#encryption], or you can decrypt it with the decryptor tool [https://secretbroadcast.net/decryptor.html]. SOURCES * Air ('on the G string') by Johann Sebastian Bach [http://www.mutopiaproject.org/cgibin/make-table.cgi?searchingfor=Mutopia-2008/10/28-1534]

Episode 0398: They were to good ends

EPISODE 0398: THEY WERE TO GOOD ENDS Release date: 2026-05-04 A glitched view of a shortwave transmitter [https://secretassets.colinlabs.com/images/0398.jpg] ----- START OF BROADCAST ----- Welcome to the secret broadcast, sequence 0 3 9 8. (Goldberg Variations - 1 by Johann Sebastian Bach) Message!11 2828 NQWTO GUYQL JSKMX GMGRT GXZJS MNTKQ OASQS BEBOH PBZXL XIKCC YXHXH KCCLQ IKVXA DOEBJ EDKAP TMXVN ZUXRM FPDKK CHYBZ UDXNG QGCDF SCCAG PYDLS EAPUP ZENII RDXRX ZJDBG DERXX Message!22 3434 LCMRL VTZOG GXSHH NFPOY SEHRQ MTGZN RQPWY MDGUT JBEQZ YJWBP CBJIK PGMSJ KLUXT ETDME PDGFY GAFCZ NYGEX RNYRO AIYDL IFWBP GVYCT QUBVV WEICE EIIMJ PHMWJ CUOWR IKHHS SAYWH EOINZ MGULQ UKTHN KLBDK RSOZY YMMBS Message!33 1414 GKSQA ABHOB RUELS HFYMB SPOFT FHGOQ JGXMJ MEQYI SLFWP OYZSH OWVZN SXYBW JDCQJ GKKHO Message!44 3434 AZSHN EBBZZ BEFYD LCPSQ XDPVB ZSJHL ISDVA PDQML BEAKQ IQQVU PQGXV OBBHQ AEOOI ODHGM YDQCL AWFTQ VJKGW WONMP CYSWH SGJPG GNEUD JFKZI LOPIN HWTQU ANWIR EFBBS IRZLM WDQZQ HXFRM YXWKI LTSPE GHWEE GRXRQ PTNFT Message!55 3636 YJOGO GOFRC YKGTY BFRSU MWBYM DWLBO JYNIW EQHPR JINIB WRPBT IVGPM ZTLBG QYEUB HLUKX TIWLW JFGQZ TARWH VIKEY OCAOG GKQUO ZPMGO GTPPJ RUAJZ FHTDH JSCDT HWUPP NBWRB NNQJE XPVAS DSRFR DCENB SZZHP MBNYU XLRVY NVRBT JGBEL Message!66 3131 NGBDX CDIMX WJFAY FHNML IBTUY JMIIE NDNEE JCLWI FNGJY HMGTE DZYBE BOJTS LWWGM GVCRG EWBFJ CAMIL SQQIT OSCJJ YYPDF ITFNL XBQFM HSNWO ACAYP LQYFM XZWYK FMZTH TWHFV VTICW SZBZV BYTQF UOIRS Message!77 1212 KRYDP TWFTF BOAWG JODMH SRFKE ESVMZ HIFSA GEAOX GQWBN GYPQL QEUYD OQJFU Message!88 1616 CDKQE QMHSM FZLSV HFSLH ANVJW ADSLA MOZLS MVZLR RDUMZ OVHNX IINVO AAVIN WZRQC USBNJ QPSWY AHUNX We have a message for the people in the Occupied Zone: A vent near the edge brought in fresh air. A vent near the edge brought in fresh air. Leave no stone unturned. Leave no stone unturned. END OF TRANSMISSION ----- END OF BROADCAST ----- DECRYPTION If you have the decryption key for any of these messages, you can learn how to use it [https://secretbroadcast.net/about.html#encryption], or you can decrypt it with the decryptor tool [https://secretbroadcast.net/decryptor.html]. SOURCES * Goldberg Variations - 1 by Johann Sebastian Bach [http://www.mutopiaproject.org/cgibin/make-table.cgi?searchingfor=Mutopia-2013/07/07-980]

Episode 0397: And took a general maim

EPISODE 0397: AND TOOK A GENERAL MAIM Release date: 2026-04-27 A glitched view of a shortwave transmitter [https://secretassets.colinlabs.com/images/0397.jpg] ----- START OF BROADCAST ----- Welcome to the secret broadcast, sequence 0 3 9 7. (Liebster Jesu, wir sind hier by Johann Sebastian Bach) We have a message for the people in the Occupied Zone: He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day. He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Begin!11 2626 RLOYW MPUGO SSGAJ CTJAU OWFQR AVPYT FICTX CIWEQ FOBSI LZPYZ MPNLP SUOST HDKCE NLUTZ DJSBG UCMKY CAZJH MQAQM KAZAU MSFFF QGVMP QDHRT ELQDI QQOSS IOJYY ATZWY Begin!22 3232 KYJYU KCRLX LNCCG AWKRG ELRYI DYOKR NKOYQ BVRGO AMTEX JUZGT WMVSO HUTWP RVGAX LLGXL DQDIH CQMDZ PCUSC XRDAI LIHGZ IUOZT LFKOG HNTGT JACXY SBYKB WWJMI GLDSR OQXUN WYBCR KVHDT REXQT EHIHF QFKHM Begin!33 3434 IQQLZ KCGEW DZALL PUDGO SYGVX QUNHB FYMCY OEXYQ NCQWL WPBLY TPXWU MBTBG TXJAP AIZKJ XRYJI FJETZ CYQWC RKRIO ZLVKQ ORYJO YGFFO HDGMG JJGRR DWXVY VAKDF VWLYI KPYQI LGQYE GCLQH PCEEM EZYOY LDHFJ FDHHR STGKU Begin!44 2727 ZXYKS XHPKS WVIUV SJSYR ZOTYV NFMUG YCMJC DBGIS BMLSR BXKEC BKGYR AAIAI QQEWT VDBDO ACCDH MLVMV LDMYB PWUMF BUTFM XGCCX DNJAZ YLKCU BHPOO LFUIT OOOIZ BZCSC WGMQW Begin!55 3333 EFLMM NDZWG KKHAE FCNUM OHUPU QCGOH ZLPDY DQCSI WPLKJ OJHAY FJICZ OPFCG CSHDY ZNLZV UHSNR KIXBN WEYIK WLVNL HQWOV CTKOX MJZCC BRRKV SMGYH HYXXB DFBQQ OHKWA VXAPZ OAJMW XNLHO PTYZK YRLUC BGWJU XIUPM Begin!66 3434 QDVJO BKYVE BYVZG GXUXS SFJNN VLPDP KSKWR CQVVQ ALZZO PLSIV FYVBR DYOHF CJTNN UPBKR FACKF HKUCB NSIZT OQNCA GJYKM PHXWF EOPVM HRXMO WBBRM DKFPF FBRGE ILKMT ZWZQN GVOBI KYPGQ LUYLY NDJRY FXBSK GAOPV GMCMP END OF TRANSMISSION ----- END OF BROADCAST ----- DECRYPTION If you have the decryption key for any of these messages, you can learn how to use it [https://secretbroadcast.net/about.html#encryption], or you can decrypt it with the decryptor tool [https://secretbroadcast.net/decryptor.html]. SOURCES * Liebster Jesu, wir sind hier by Johann Sebastian Bach [http://www.mutopiaproject.org/cgibin/make-table.cgi?searchingfor=Mutopia-2007/11/27-1172]

Episode 0396: She whose rich eyes and breast

EPISODE 0396: SHE WHOSE RICH EYES AND BREAST Release date: 2026-04-20 A glitched view of a shortwave transmitter [https://secretassets.colinlabs.com/images/0396.jpg] ----- START OF BROADCAST ----- Welcome to the secret broadcast, sequence 0 3 9 6. (Goldberg Variations - 4 by Johann Sebastian Bach) Ready!11 2929 DTORU VOREC UQTTA PPYTV MEVGJ WUCGY XOQUR OULXP RCHRE DFTYW WFIGO FHMXU RQTCY AAATT MVMJK HWHMT UDEZF NQVXU TZBQX UFRNI LCWRA EIQRR YFPMI FTDZI OLRAV DQKYK QUCGK KMGQB BBBLK Ready!22 3333 ZFORL AGJDD WHFCE RZCUI NLFYU XYYDT FDBBC WHWMU GGCAE LTAID USXTV WJYJB UKWMK JLTCI GAEYB MXUSC UYDFQ JGQSK JXPIQ UNCDW ZNVKP KMEVH LSIHT YADTI ULEGZ SNUHN JVSUS DOYRF GVRBA VDEPZ EPZRC XSDVQ DXRLG Ready!33 2828 DUSEZ KFGIW WCSLI MCFYF MYSSB DFPDA HPFFH QLOCI YSRYZ OQTOX WTUXG RPXUL NKYMJ OKYJP QKFDI YPGDY OBWSH TAHXJ TXKQO RLOEJ AIGFY ZMLQT BRDZN BMTRA MYWKV PTXSD AUFJP WYQJX Ready!44 3636 EAARO KCWMM CIZAV TCKBP UBNQR QMMXA EQOPP EDNXO BKXJV EZYTY BQWMI UVDYX MZHMM ZRRPX LZCRQ OYSIT YSTNZ FYBIO ECOIR VKWBK FPDNZ ZNBTM BSKEA XLYFI LZRKU GWQOT PICZI MBMOQ RKPOZ YXAWV PHDRJ TGUEZ OVRYE KSLRC WZMTO MFQLI Ready!55 3636 JHOUB DFJSG IFHZD HOZMS LVQHB DQTZA PXPNS QYRNT CMLVM OOOWW DDELD TJECW GGPNT FZXRY SHNBZ JZNNI YAATX GSZPE IXOAJ OWUKP SNORW RPWTP DTUBT ZMQZI EHRJT SCNQS CTBPW MYCJM TEJDV WPZSX XYYDR YHQCN MLUFD MNINK LXWRO TRUMN Ready!66 1616 YCLHC NFZFA QEORL WDGOO GBZIQ CADUA KEFFG QHWQR UHPIV VZNLI KGSKG TNOTN VGPHL EQSYE KFIYP HLPKT Ready!77 3434 YDCQZ OUAQT CQMYB DJQPD CTVOJ KSBCZ UEIGJ FQSBP OXVIT KEJIK MEEAX KWESX JYJSF KGJIC DIINH IOUPR XUKJC MAGTS NAHPX CADOE HSJKP ZFACH TCLTD GQBDS GXYSF MCIRX JSRRA PUBHI OIUPB KADUC IZWQB ABQRO VLVEB GSCOD Ready!88 2525 UGMSD XEVJH BHACI JIYMY KRNMS NYEUI ILPOE HLNAZ QFAVO ESFAH HDOBT TPYFK DOXKN TKEHE HYBIX EQXGO AQVWB SILUW QEBFC ECAHW PSFXK HIKKW HWACW ZPGUP IYBJB We have a message for the people in the Occupied Zone: Add salt before you fry the egg. Add salt before you fry the egg. A white silk jacket goes with any shoes. A white silk jacket goes with any shoes. END OF TRANSMISSION ----- END OF BROADCAST ----- DECRYPTION If you have the decryption key for any of these messages, you can learn how to use it [https://secretbroadcast.net/about.html#encryption], or you can decrypt it with the decryptor tool [https://secretbroadcast.net/decryptor.html]. SOURCES * Goldberg Variations - 4 by Johann Sebastian Bach [http://www.mutopiaproject.org/cgibin/make-table.cgi?searchingfor=Mutopia-2013/04/07-1405]