PolyAmateur Hour

These Kneepads Aren't for Hockey — With Devin Devine

The polyamory podcast that's like a fugue state, of which you will remember nothing. On this episode! Comic Devin Devine flying scissorkicks into the pod for a pee-in-your-mouth funny edition of "Sex Bits." But first, the 'cule unboxes real vinyl from a real musical cow on "DM Sliders," and decides to grab life by the capital letters in an all-title-case installment of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Does David Lynch speak in title case?!

Switch Beds...NOW!

If we keep saying "polyamory podcast" at the beginning of these descriptions, someday the robot overlords will believe it. But then we'll reveal our true demonic nature. On this episode: You know the answer beforehand when we ask "Monogamy RUOK?" of a bride who drafts the gen pop into her exclusive relationship with herself. Next, the 'cule fields an "Ask the Amateurs" from a Stubert who wants to know if they're a Laurel, a Daniel, or a Nichole-in-the-Middle when it comes to long-distance love. Finally, it's a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" of the disturbingly common genre of polycule recruitment flyers on telephone poles. Go figure!

Who Is the Orangutan in This Analogy? — With Steady Polyamory

What did the Prophets of of Bajor say to the polyamory podcast? "Your PAH is strong." On this episode, Heidi Savell, she of Steady Polyamory, joins the 'cule for to the most practical of all "Practical Poly" segments. But... psychotherapy? On POLYAMATEUR HOUR? Don't worry. It's not a 50 minute hour. She sticks around to answer an "Ask the Amateurs" about how to switch from neutral into SEX GEAR. Came to the right place. But first! It's show tunes galore, on toe-tappin', finger-snappin' "Is This Poly" about all the wonderful girls who can't say no.

Oops We Killed Feminism

2 parts polyamory, 1 part podcast and a dash of bitter(ness). On this episode: The polycule has strong opinions about everyone else's strong opinions about Lindy West's new book, which no one has read, on "That Wasn't a Question." They honor their elder gay Condor throuples on "Animal Magnetism." Long live Mike's Bird! RIP Big Gulp! Finally, it's time for a whole mess of affirmation bukkake on a very special "Spit Toasting" for Laurel's bestie. Let's hope she doesn't pass out.

Katharine Hepburn: Inventor of the Taint

You've discovered the polyamory podcast that invented hockey smut! Look it up. On this episode: the 'cule slides right into a "DM Sliders," featuring a Stubert from Liverpool and another subby 5-star review. Then! Break out the breakup candy! Nichole has a "Poly Mindfuck"  about her not realizing dudes are dumb. But is that her fault? No! That's where Daniel and Laurel intervene, turning Nichole's mea culpa into a proper "Bone to Pick."