Rukus Juice

Spung-Broke '26

Oh boy... Welcome to a much needed and delayed edition of Rukus Juice. Tjis was supposed to go up quite awhile ago, but the ability to be able to record is still in the difficult range right now with dear ol Philbilly and I being all over the place. No, this isn;t the end, we are just grinding out episodes when we can. We promise we will return to OUR version of normal. This is our Spring Break episode, so like I said, it's a bit old, but worth your time, trust me.  Don't think this episode ain't fuckin special cause you're reading this all sad and shit. lol. Oh no, it's another crass filled romp, I just had to let yall know we ain't doing the Beatles break up thing. lol Trust me, you'll definatley want to listen to THIS episode.

You Know What Ol Jack Burton Says At A Time Like This

Yep, this is the episode where you find out...not really, but it's another episode of Rukus Juice, that's for damn sure. Hard R Cafe has been a bit dusty, but the doors are open, and the filthy sweet Rukus Juice is flowing! Welcome back, do something with that shitty coat of yours, sit down, and let's go! Playing catchup is always boring as hell, but for some reason, we see fit to record ours, and play it for you. We don't really have boring convos, whoch is why we thought we were cool enough to play them for you. lol We're assholes, huh? This one's a doozy of a dope ass episode. I mean, we talk Kim Cattral's hotness, what it takes to make a good cheesecake, old school weed goals, even a nostolgic stop off for a Red Apple hotdog or two. This is one of those episodes that reminds me why we do this, for the love of the thing. We're like the Temu Moss and Willkiams...but funnier. This new episode is the shit, check it out!

Emma and The Jizzy Footed Drug Addicts

Hola bar patrons, the Hard R Cafe is definitely open for business! Rukus Juice is on tap and we gonna let this one burn in your chest. Lol. As old Philbilly would put it, the Ice-pocalypse is over and it's business as usual, kinda. We discuss the trials and tribulations of keeping the show weekly during moving/house/life shit, and may have to switch it up. Since we haven't REALLY chatted since the whole Epstein ordeal started, you SO get out first hand take one what the holy hell is REALLY going on....with our own spin. Toss in the wonderful bits of self depreciation, our oh so special world views, mix in a few trips down memory lane, and you've got yourself one hell of an episode. It's kinda our thing. Philly and Brocephus are back yall. Oh and I'll post the pics that go with this one later.

I Know You've Got More Than One Asshole

Hello all and welcome to the Hsrd R Cafe. Doors are a bit dusty and oit smells a little funny, but it's never a better time for a bit of Rukus Juice! After taking another week off, the snow and shit came...for some of us. Catching up is so hard to do when life gets crazy, so this bad boy of an episaode was LONG overdue. Philbilly and Brocephus, getting old as hell, in real time. Sentiments aside, this is all sorts of Rukus Style Reunion 101! We don't have these cute, bouncy, running the hills, kinda slow hug thing...Ours is a bit more unhinged. Find out about my doomsday prep for the wintery stuff and ol Philbilly becoming a home care nurse/construction guy. From cabin fever, to more Predator questions, to a fantastic rundown of hood/gangster flicks, it's a good time episde for sure. Lol No matter the poison, welcome back to OUR welcome back...and find out where the AWESOME title of this episode comes from... Welcome to Rukus Juice!

Clickety Click-Click

Hello all and welcome back to the Hard R Cafe for your favorite podcast, Rukus Juice!  We're back! I don't know if I can say better than ever, but we kick ass all the same. This is the long awaited return of the show after all the holiday stuff and whatnot, so we figured a real ass catch up episode was far overdue. Like all the other catch ups, you get some behind the scenes look on this on. No one's about to cry or no shit like that, but we give you a good run of what the last month has been like. Philbilly is still the man, I'm still the myth, and the show is still heading for that legend status, so dropping this episode among the greats isn't too hard. lol. We missed yall and we hoped you missed us, cause if not, that "all 17 of you" (Philbilly's words), may have dropped even lower. lol. I hope not, cause Rukus is about to ensue. Hope you enjoy this as much as we enjoyed making it. Welcome back weirdos!