Our Child is in First Grade (it's the Season 6 Opener!)

Our Child is in First Grade (it's the Season 6 Opener!)

Emily and Ky have had their Spring Break, and they are, as the autogenerated chapter titles once said, High, Unaccountable, and Ready to Chat! They're diving right in with musings on the nature of achievement and validation, a long tangent on an embryo-centered court case, and of course, the classic song that started it all: "All I Want to do is Make Love to You" by Heart! This season they've done (most of) their homework, and are each coming to you with a handful of songs to propose as prequels or sequels to the events in the story. New to the pod? You can get a perfect refresher by going back to episode one of season 5! If you want every crumb of context, listening to all five of our previous season openers before this would be a hell of a way to experience the magic of Wine, Weed, Weird! Happy Summer, yall! Welcome to the new season!

We're Always Thinking (it's about Season 5)

The time has come! Emily and Ky take a fond trip down memory lane through this season's episodes. We had guests! We were guests! We found the ants on drugs video! We documented people blowing up a whale! We discovered just how antisocial Jon Arbucle is! It was a great season. Rest now, Cephalopods, or tune into our rich back catalogue. We'll be taking a casual break for a month. We'll be back June 12th, coming in hot with a season opener in Pride Month!

I Don't Know about all that (it's about Suddenly Amish)

Emily and Ky are back to talk more about Suddenly Amish, and thank God, because there is drama for days! From cultures clashing when someone's mother visits, to mysterious late night assignations, there's a lot to speculate on this week. We also learn who decided to continue with the church at the end of the show, and we learn only the tiniest possible bit about where they might be now. Emily and Ky still have questions, but none of them are about the tooth extracting device!

It's Not Really that Sudden (it's about Suddenly Amish)

Emily and Ky are coming in hot with their personal experiences with the amish community, the mysteries of reality tv, favorite characters and moments, and why the Amish might really be onto something. Don't worry, they also discuss their favorite take out spots, and where they were born. Tune in next week for part two! This is our last topic for season 5!!!

How do you Say, Si? (it's about Hilaria Baldwin)

Emily has nothing bad to say about this person based on direct experience! But listen, there is no denying it's weird, so it fits the brief, and if Emily does't get it out of her system, she might explode. What is the deal with Hilaria Baldwin? Is she, on any level, Spanish? Did she carry six pregnancies with seeming zero long term (or midterm for that matter) effects on her body of any kind? How many people did she fly out from Spain to see her get married with a little flamenco fan? Is she a terrible dancer? Emily and Ky are diving in, and finding few answers. Grab a pepino and listen up!