Wine, Weed, Weird!

It's Very Dangerous (it's about the Garfield and Friends Thanksgiving Special)

Happy Thanksgiving, Cephelopods! And you are about to be thankful as fuck because Emily and Ky are debuting a brand new best friend of the Pod: Garfield!!! How have we slept on this guy for five seasons? Hello?? He is a cat?? Also the seemingly innocuous comic about a food-loving cat and his socially awkward owner is actually so weird??? What do you mean the writer admitted Jon Arbuckle might be a murderer? What happens when we just take Garfield out of the picture? What's weirder than a Thanksgiving feast first date? Why are we rewarding coercion in a kids' show? All this PLUS an important Thanksgiving safety PSA? Wow. Go leave us a five star review and a tip on buymeacoffee.com right now!

That Animal is Under Control (it's about the Exploding Whale)

Fifty-five years ago this very month, The Highway Commission (Devision? Whatever) of the State of Oregon had a really, really bad idea. An idea that never should have made it out of the room, but somehow, it did. And thank God, a reporter and a news crew got down there to capture the calamity in real time, and then the internet was invented, and youtube, and now we can all watch this whenever we want. And trust us, you want. Once thought to be the stuff of urban legend, we now know that, yes, they blew up a fucking whale. Emily also tries a strange snack, more nostalgic snacks are discussed, and there's a cat. Enjoy!

I Don't Want Anyone Else to be in Charge of my Centrifugal Force (it's about Baggage)

Legend has it Emily and Ky are on the beach to this day...just two little frozen grapes in their no longer seasonally appropriate bikinis, trying to understand the alleged log flume ride. If you like amusement park background noise and the ocean as ASMR, you're going to love this episode, which starts as a tender exploration of Emily and Ky's baggage both silly, and vulnerable, and then goes off the rails pretty quickly into post-sunset Coney Island reflection. Does Ky pee during recording? Is Emily a woman of leisure? Would the people of r/hygiene come after both of them with pitchforks and torches? All will be revealed!

Two Little Grapes in the Sand (it's about Baggage)

Maybe Emily and Ky's baggage is the friends they made along the way. Not just the people I’ll-advisedly assigning them jobs at the beach, but arrange men buying shots as bathroom passes, too. That sounds nice, but let’s be real: their baggage is their truly stunning inability to stay on topic for more than five seconds at a time to the extent that sober Emily had to pop in post to explain how the show actually works. Beach days are behind us, but at least you can watch Jerry Springer explain the most normal facts about women as deal breakers without a hint of irony!

I’ve Never Heard of Jeans (it’s about Halloween costumes)

Join Emily and Ky as they spitball down memory lane and explain all the reasons why they are canceled. There’s many great reasons to choose a costume: comfort, sluttiness, the desire to hide your face, a clever concept, but if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that laziness can lead to cultural appropriation, so make sure you phone it in with care! Happy Halloween, Cephalohaunts!