11. Your Situationship Is the Red Flag (And So Is That Drunk Date)
We’re back in the studio cracking beers, talking mess, and absolutely not doing research. In this episode of Make Pour Decisions, we sip on a killer Monkish West Coast IPA, snack on international treats, and spiral (in the best way) into dating dilemmas, situationships, best-friend betrayals, and why communication is apparently extinct. It’s beer, banter, and brutally honest opinions — exactly how we like it.
What We’re Sipping:Monkish West Coast IPA
* Bright, juicy, and dangerously drinkable
* Notes of guava, passion fruit, and tropical vibes
* Craft Quality → borderline Top Shelf
* “Call me an Uber, I’d have 12 of these” energy
Snack Break (International Edition):
* Salmon Jerky from Alaska – High protein, omega-3s, not for the weak
* Hot Cheetos from Spain – Less neon, more chili-forward, controversial opinions ensued
What We Talked About
* Becoming a hazy girl (it finally happened)
* Why warm beer is a crime (coolers were finally involved)
* Why nobody wants to communicate but everyone wants clarity
* Situationships, exclusivity, and why “we never made it official” is a trap
* Do you owe someone a breakup if you were never together? (Short answer: no)
* Dating someone who’s always drunk = red flag or context needed?
* Best friend steals your baby name and your ex… straight to jail
* Protecting your energy, setting boundaries, and not letting strangers touch you
* If it’s not official, it’s not a breakup
* You don’t date your best friend’s ex. Ever.
* If someone has to be drunk to hang out with you, pause immediately
* Use your words. Say what you want. Ask the uncomfortable questions
* Craft beer + chaos
* Classy, trashy, honest
* Zero research, 100% opinions
* Burps not included (sound effects pending)
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Until next time:
Make poor decisions.
Don’t take your best friend’s man.
And protect your damn energy. 🖤🍻