Story 20: Lord Voldemort – The Little Mermaid

Story 21: John Kerry – Where the Wild Things Are

On this weeks episode, former failure to become president, John Kerry, reads Where the Wild Things Are.

Story 20: Lord Voldemort – The Little Mermaid

On this week’s episode Lord Vo-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, tells the classic original tale of THE LITTLE MERMAID.

Story 19: James Mason – The Frog Prince

On this weeks episode, James Mason returns to read The Frog Prince.

Story 18: Arnold Schwarzenegger – Paul Bunyan

On this weeks episode, Arnold Schwarzenegger reads the story of Paul Bunyan. We say he reads the story, but he mostly just yells at Paul Bunyan the entire time. Be sure to stay until the moral for a surprise.

Story 17: Al Pacino – Three Blind Mice

On today’s episode, Al Pacino stops by to retell the “story” of “The Three Blind Mice”.  Al Pacino’s lawyers would like to say that this in no way actually happened to Al Pacino.