Famous Person Storytime (Ghost-Hat Network)

On this weeks episode, former failure to become president, John Kerry, reads Where the Wild Things Are.

On this week’s episode Lord Vo-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, tells the classic original tale of THE LITTLE MERMAID.

On this weeks episode, James Mason returns to read The Frog Prince.

On this weeks episode, Arnold Schwarzenegger reads the story of Paul Bunyan. We say he reads the story, but he mostly just yells at Paul Bunyan the entire time. Be sure to stay until the moral for a surprise.

On today’s episode, Al Pacino stops by to retell the “story” of “The Three Blind Mice”.  Al Pacino’s lawyers would like to say that this in no way actually happened to Al Pacino.