Alexine Cleans: Barely Fiction

Podcast af Amy Frahm Sharp

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Along with her own financial chaos, Amy Sharp had a 14 year old son hellbent on trying every street drug he could find. In an attempt to save her sanity, she started writing a story about the inner world of a woman like herself, living on the BC coast while her reality rippled and rolled._______ A year later, she had a professionally edited 93,000 word manuscript. After more twists and turns, she got a grant from Canada Media Fund to create the first episode in video.______Alexine's sex positive story is heavy on grit, light on vanilla, peppered with F-bombs and a few juicy sex scenes. The purpose of the project is to uplift working class women over 40, not just moms but all those everyday heroes of every colour, through levity and examples of strength. _____Written, narrated and produced by Amy Sharp https://alexinereads.comArtwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/_______Reviews: It was over too quickly, left me wanting to hear more. I love it. - Natasha | Delightful Doula. ____ That was great - congratulations - your sense of humour is wonderful - good luck with this - Wayne | Happy Grandpa. ____Alexine Cleans will leave you in stitches! Her brazen honesty and unabashed inner-dialogue is like a refreshing drink from a cold glacial stream. Her humanity shines through and reminds us that there is beauty and humour in the every day moments.- Alix K. | Tough City Sister.____More reviews that are specifically for the video version of Episode 1 which has the same audio as the podcast:--link to that YouTube vid in this podcast's Episode 1 show notes-- _____ It’s so cute and funny and unexpected. The formatting is like nothing I’ve ever seen before, gives it a bit of a live-comic book feeing to it. This is truly innovative and super original and fun.- Tessa N. | Acupuncturist & hawt momma.____Alexine is a transparently honest, ribald romp of an experience that not one woman who has either been there or almost been there should miss. Whether you can relate or not, this book brings the reader into the mighty fold of a bright, witty woman being real on a level like no one else can claim. And it's animated with sound! Best kind of vicarious cleaning fun you can have in your own comfy armchair life. You'll wish Alexine was your best friend. -Marcine P. | Badass, Vilcabamba Ecuador.____You have a great way to tell a story, very appealing! I love the illustrations; you guys sure worked out some kick ass eye catchers!-Zane S. | Broadcaster, Vancouver Island._____I am stoked to see your project realized, it is so good and true and raw! I also see this being a great basis for a dramady-sitcom, with a lot of banging flashbacks, maybe a web series?-Colin R. | dog lover_____The first chapter of Alexine Cleans was funny, witty, and intriguing. The visuals are something I've never seen before and they were awesome! It's inspiring to hear her story and I can't wait to watch the rest! - Chantal S | superstar

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12 episoder

12. Legit Cleaning Tips

Alexine gives you the nitty gritty on cleaning; it's more interesting than you might expect. She brags about her new arrangement for hair care. She gets into the dollars and (non) cents of her (soon to be EX) boss' business. She describes the right time and place to get a cocaine habit. SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat, and Freesound.org; Specifically: WolfieRankin, ShimSewn, Reitanna, HeyMelzy Credit: Black Christmas (1974) Inside Out (2015) Batman, (1966) Ghosts N Stuff, deadmau5 Taxman, The Beatles The Golden Child (1986) Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] ... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw]

2. dec. 2024 - 11 min

11. The Reverend, Liquid Cocaine & Nourishing Deodorant

Alexine lets her hair down and has some FUN with her friend Sheen, another 'double bubble'! The rockabilly world is working for them both. She pontificates on the sexiness of women in all sizes. She manages to get through another day of cleaning while hung-the-fuck-over. SFX: from Artlist, Zapsplat, and Freesound.org; Specifically: Gaiterjay, LeeMuffin, RomanHoltwick, SystemShock, OwlStorm, Tomlija, Escortmarius, StarvingPony, CaseyMoura, Florianreiche, FelixBlume, ArtNinja Credit: Galaxy 500, The Reverend Horton Heat Echoes of the Past, Max Hixon Cheech & Chong Up in Smoke (1978) Tropic Thunder (2008) Cristela (2014) The Loved Ones (1965) Terry Crews, Old Spice Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] ... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw]

2. dec. 2024 - 12 min

10. Podcasts & Dog Fuckers

Alexine introduces us to some of her fav classic podcasts and explains what it's like to hear Americans talk about things now that she lives outside of the States; Dear Gawd. She compares the beloved Dyson stick vac with old-school carpet suckers. She shares a true poo confession and her frustration with dog-fuckers. And elaborates on a few feats from her glory days before being fired at the Resort. Then starts to think seriously about quitting the cleaning company she works for and poaching her clients on the way out... SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat, and Freesound.org; Specifically: HDvideoguy, Samuel, Craigsmith, JellyDaisies, SuddenDice, SamanthaCastleberry, Qubodup, Kyles, SacredMatt Credit: Marilyn Monroe Give Peace a Chance, John Lennon and Yoko Ono Little Shop of Horrors (1986) MSE-6 Droid, Star Wars (1980) MIL@PIT Elmore Safe Oh Brother Where Art Though (2000) The 3 Stooges 300 (2006) Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] ... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw]

2. dec. 2024 - 12 min

9. Turd Talk & Shoulder Sex

Alexine tells us more than we want to know about her should pain relief and having a 'moment' on a massage table. Her love for dog breasts, yes, dog breasts. And we hear about the first time she took her 14 year old son Harvey to the hospital after a reaction to his latest drug of choice. SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat, and Freesound.org; Specifically: innominatus, ertfelda, tourismandhospitality Credit: Fresh bowl, Ally McBeal Turtle head, Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Family Feud and Aubrey Sharp as Harvey Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] ... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw]

6. jan. 2024 - 12 min

8. Cold Concrete & a Furtive Hubby

Alexine introduces us to a couple of cleans in luxury homes; one is stark and cold, the other is cluttered and cozy. She compares her pained body to the ladies of these grand properties. She finds friendship with Cairo, the family dog, even if her shoulders pay the price. SFX from Artlist, Zapsplat, and Freesound.org; Specifically: zaku18, matrixxx. Credit: eerie choir, 2001: Space Odyssey stay on target, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope Marge groan, The Simpsons Written, narrated and produced by AMY FRAHM SHARP For more info: https://alexinereads.com [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGg5ajJqbi16YW9Tdkp1dWZpT3JvYksyT3p1UXxBQ3Jtc0tsUlBCaTlzUi1xVG9FblByYzZzNUlNenY4bkc0allqaGcxTUpsd2tOblh5R3g2WVpmeVFLSmhtbFdIX05DTm1ROGlzV3RuQjQ0UFpkb3VzYmttc3pTUjNkcDF4NFRXUm9jZ2QzbHdzM2J2NXFmR2FmYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Falexinereads.com%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] Artwork BRAD COLLINS https://bradcollinsart.com/portfolio/... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbW5rVVJqSGhvcjQzQnFZQWJMQjFyekRvWkl3QXxBQ3Jtc0tsWXk0V3JwM3BBSGxCVDZ3MDhYTF9ORUhaYm9GY1JiOGdISWpkRk92aVotZGZSYjFZOWFFdldEdkoyRG9LQjZ0Q3lCcy03T2tTSTJXRkdILW1EMFlreldta3cweUlXX0tsVGpSZlVNV1BBMnZKRU9rUQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbradcollinsart.com%2Fportfolio%2Fillustration%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] https://www.instagram.com/alexinecleans/ [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa0tBVlRlTWxNelBQUDZrMmNlZ1BiS3ZnZnhnZ3xBQ3Jtc0trbWJoazQyR0xESlYxRUVnN2t5NkpFNVN1TENYdnRCaE0zdjRtOFo1Qkw1OHZGa1ZLUkY1MkFLZ2VsZ3pjblJPOGZXdTVDeUhxR05sRUdzQ0xab084aTd0T2w1WmRBSVM0aGZsM3FScHR0dFVXLUUtTQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.instagram.com%2Falexinecleans%2F&v=tY5IL--ANKw] ... [https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbHNTbV9CQjFqMzRmRU5hRXptbm5TZHFXWFkzZ3xBQ3Jtc0trMkgta3VOb2RuQWpwUTd6TlJUNDR0NDNQX0c4S0tjelZPRE0tU2hOV3BmUlpmS0NBVTBZNkRHY00ySGtsSFFsak95LURxcGMxejdCb0V4NVQxajM1WW0tMFdla1JISW1BblFPMDJ6cUIwLUdWZ1BOMA&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Falexinecleans&v=tY5IL--ANKw]

6. jan. 2024 - 11 min

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