Can't Get Any Worse Podcast

Ep. 234 "Gently Used"

This week on the pod: a crackhead thanks me for funding his KFC and Woodstock addiction, another sponsor jumps on board, and Parker has somehow become obsessed with baseball overnight. We also dive into the terrifying experience of walking through a shopping centre carrying a baseball bat, why physio sessions feel like prison for gym addicts, getting financially assassinated at the school uniform shop, and how TRT has apparently turned me into a permanently shirtless suburban dad. Comedy-wise, we finally got a new joke to work at Mitzi’s… only to immediately bomb with it at Pago Pago in front of a bloke who got told I was his “favourite Brisbane comedian.” Absolute scenes. Plus: * NBA playoffs addiction * State of Origin chat * Tom Segura’s Bad Thoughts Season 2 * Fake Lego trauma * More cursed “Turns Out It Can Get Worse” clips from the depths of the internet #ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #StandUpComedy #ComedyPodcastAU #NRL #NBAPlayoffs #StateOfOrigin #TomSegura #ShaneGillis #KnuckleBet #KamikazeEnergy #BrisbaneComedy #AussiePodcast #DadComedy #ComedyReels ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Ep. 233 "Cock Ring Poetry"

This week on Can't Get Any Worse Podcast: Steph Curry accidentally turns me into a basketball genius, Westy gets traumatised over fake Lego mini-figs, my new Crocs may have saved my life, and the fake Tech Deck curse from my childhood returns in devastating fashion. Plus: * Weird horny TikToks somehow get worse * Backwoods Brenda sells vibrators to the internet * I realise I might need to start grinding again * 4 Pines Cooly comedy recap * Shane Gillis absolutely destroys the Kevin Hart roast * MVP MMA finally goes down * Francis Ngannou chaos * Dana White being petty again * Ronda Rousey returns * Nate Diaz bleeds everywhere And somehow we also discuss: cookie cock-ring poetry, casual sex TikToks, Crocs technology, fake Lego economics, and why one neighbourhood kid nearly got banned from my front yard. #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #UFC #MMA #ShaneGillis #KevinHart #FrancisNgannou #NateDiaz #RondaRousey #Basketball #StephCurry #AustralianComedy #JimmyMissen #Netflix #MagicRound ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Ep. 232 "Mayonnaise Man"

This week the internet somehow gets worse with mayonnaise men, worm mothers and mysterious body hair trimmings, Parker gets absolutely prison jacked off a Kmart pull-up bar, learner drivers invade our street, and I attempt to turn ashtray coins into sports card millions.   We also hit David Fleay Wildlife Park for Mother’s Day, talk podcast sponsors and monetisation, the Podcast Royale announcement, a huge return to the Orion Hotel comedy room, and one of the best UFC weeks we’ve had in years with Strickland, Pereira, Topuria and absolute chaos at the White House press conference. #ComedyPodcast #AustralianComedy #StandUpComedy #UFC #PodcastRoyale #SeanStrickland #TradingCards #SportsCards #BrisbaneComedy #ComedyClips #JimmyMissen #PodcastLife #FunnyPodcast #AussieComedy #MMA ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Ep. 231 "UFC 328 Breakdown"

This week I’m breaking down UFC 328 from top to bottom, every fight from the early prelims to the main event, all the odds, all the picks, and a bunch of underdogs that could either make us rich or ruin our lives. We’ve got Khamzat Chimaev defending the belt against Sean Strickland in a proper bad-blood main event, Taira vs Van for the flyweight strap, and some sneaky bangers scattered all through the card that the casuals are already writing off. As always, we’ve got the “Can’t Bet Any Worse” multi, a few questionable takes, and plenty of reasons to blame us when your bets don’t land. Got a story or question? DM me or hit: cantgetanyworsepod@gmail.com Jimmy Missen – Instagram Facebook – CantGetAnyWorsePodcast Instagram – @cantgetanyworsepodcast YouTube – CantGetAnyWorsePodcast TikTok – @cantgetanyworsepodcast #Podcast #JimmyMissen #Comedy #MMA #CantGetAnyWorse #UFC328 #ChimaevVsStrickland #TatsuroTaira #SeanStrickland #MMApodcast #UFCBets ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Ep. 230 "Scammed"

This episode we’re back again pretending everything’s fine with a bit more honesty than I probably should be putting on the internet. From getting emotionally folded by my own kid telling me I’m “never around”, to nearly catching a case at kindy pickup thanks to a rogue toddler, it’s been a week. We get into: * The slow realisation I might be failing as a basketball dad (and the comeback arc) * My son thinking he got scammed by a roll-up… because he didn’t understand how peeling works * A full blown internal panic when a random kid latched onto me in public * Why picking scabs is probably the gateway drug to something way worse * Nearly dying (spiritually) on a kids rollercoaster at Dreamworld * Falling deeper into my UFC/NBA card addiction and accidentally turning a profit (once) On the comedy side: * Forcing myself through another panic attack to hit the stage at Good Chat… and somehow actually doing well * Opening a brand new club and not bombing (huge win) Plus quick hits on: * Mark Normand’s behind-the-scenes grind * Trash shark movies that are somehow still elite * The state of Aussie MMA after the latest UFC Perth card Bit of a rollercoaster this one, mentally, emotionally, and unfortunately literally. If you’re still here listening, share it with a mate, throw it in your story, or just pretend you didn’t hear half of it. Either way… appreciate ya. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.